another wrestling death
15-08-2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
someone i know "invented" toothless aggresion
i came up with a "when ever where ever" theme that kurt angle used when he was defending the title
i also came up with the "shady shenanigans" line that they used in another skit
they never officially say it is from the wrestling groups they have people looking at all the time (mostly to make sure no ine is infringeing their copywrite policies) but i have it from an unofficial source that these 2 were mine and the third one was also from a member of the same group
i came up with a "when ever where ever" theme that kurt angle used when he was defending the title
i also came up with the "shady shenanigans" line that they used in another skit
they never officially say it is from the wrestling groups they have people looking at all the time (mostly to make sure no ine is infringeing their copywrite policies) but i have it from an unofficial source that these 2 were mine and the third one was also from a member of the same group
What on earth was the thread title when you "invented" them sayings?
Who was your sourse anyhow? Was it Rik Flair? He told me the secret of time travel yesterday, but wouldnt tell me why Jake The Snake Roberts bummed Yokozunas wife and then DDT'd her off top rope onto a decorating table.
But I bet you know
15-08-2007, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
someone i know "invented" toothless aggresion
i came up with a "when ever where ever" theme that kurt angle used when he was defending the title
i also came up with the "shady shenanigans" line that they used in another skit
they never officially say it is from the wrestling groups they have people looking at all the time (mostly to make sure no ine is infringeing their copywrite policies) but i have it from an unofficial source that these 2 were mine and the third one was also from a member of the same group
it doesn't matter what you think really, i know what i know and try to have fun doing what i enjoy doing, and no amount of pissing taking will stop me watching wrestling
i came up with a "when ever where ever" theme that kurt angle used when he was defending the title
i also came up with the "shady shenanigans" line that they used in another skit
they never officially say it is from the wrestling groups they have people looking at all the time (mostly to make sure no ine is infringeing their copywrite policies) but i have it from an unofficial source that these 2 were mine and the third one was also from a member of the same group
it doesn't matter what you think really, i know what i know and try to have fun doing what i enjoy doing, and no amount of pissing taking will stop me watching wrestling
You mean another random bloke off the internet?
Christ almighty - never has the phrase "can't see the woods for the trees" been more appropriate....
15-08-2007, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
He may have a great sex life, maybe his wife comes in the room dressed as the Undertaker, and gives him a power bomb while sucking his dick
15-08-2007, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Šhatter Box
To be the best you got to beat the best whoooooooo
16-08-2007, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Unofficial source?
You mean another random bloke off the internet?
Christ almighty - never has the phrase "can't see the woods for the trees" been more appropriate....
16-08-2007, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt
Originally Posted by RichardPON
Unofficial source?
You mean another random bloke off the internet?
Christ almighty - never has the phrase "can't see the woods for the trees" been more appropriate....
i've got loads of signed batman stuff too, it's worth a good few quid because it's signed but it also makes me an uber fan
16-08-2007, 04:32 PM
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bill gates isn't cool, but you would still want to be where he is wouldn't you?
most peole would chop off both bollocks to swap places with bill and his billions
to recap:
i'm a batman uber nerd
i'm a transformers (original 96 part animated) uber nerd
and i'm a wrestling (specificly wwf/e) super nerd
does that mean i'm cool, cool and then wierd
most peole would chop off both bollocks to swap places with bill and his billions
to recap:
i'm a batman uber nerd
i'm a transformers (original 96 part animated) uber nerd
and i'm a wrestling (specificly wwf/e) super nerd
does that mean i'm cool, cool and then wierd
16-08-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by RichardPON
No. Batman has comic-book chic, and is very cool.
It's very "of the moment", in exactly the same way that the Chaser you're buying is cool........ even though it looks like a hideous piece of shit driven by a boy racer
16-08-2007, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by RichardPON
No. Batman has comic-book chic, and is very cool.
certainly dont read them now!
super hero shit rocks though
16-08-2007, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by RichardPON
No. Batman has comic-book chic, and is very cool.
It's very "of the moment", in exactly the same way that the Chaser you're buying is cool........ even though it looks like a hideous piece of shit driven by a boy racer
My Chaser is a old japansese 4door ugly thing, but i like it, so think its cool.
WWF is a pile of wank, but dojj enjoys masturbating into a sweaty sock over it, so thinks its cool.
Simple really.
And people have different stereotypes for each.
Batman= geeky comicbook twat.
Chaser= chavvy boyracer twat.
WWF= retarded delusional twat.
Basically, we all twats, just in different ways
Hope this helps
16-08-2007, 11:43 PM
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"Basically, we all twats, just in different ways"
read as: WE ARE ALL TWATS
hope that helps your chav like grammar steve
you are only a fraction away from "text typing"
read as: WE ARE ALL TWATS
hope that helps your chav like grammar steve
you are only a fraction away from "text typing"
16-08-2007, 11:54 PM
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sloppy looking 50 year old blonde bint pretending to be the meatheads long lost and some complete wanker of a promoter in half masts and tweed shit behaving the cunt thinking hes doing them a favour
be sure tune in for more of the same at every wrestling match on PPV
ROFLOL
hard as nails i tell thee
be sure tune in for more of the same at every wrestling match on PPV
ROFLOL
hard as nails i tell thee
17-08-2007, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Matt
sloppy looking 50 year old blonde bint pretending to be the meatheads long lost and some complete wanker of a promoter in half masts and tweed shit behaving the cunt thinking hes doing them a favour
be sure tune in for more of the same at every wrestling match on PPV
ROFLOL
hard as nails i tell thee
be sure tune in for more of the same at every wrestling match on PPV
ROFLOL
hard as nails i tell thee
the big wwf events pull in at least 15,000 4 times a weeks o there is not really a comparison
then again, when they do their big shows, you get things like wrestlemania that pulled in a crowd of over 93,000 and the ppv's sell out in minutes, soemtimes several months before the show is even supposed to happen
if think lots of peole ehre misunderstand the size of the operation that is wrestling, just ebcause you've never heard of it or carry outdated big daddy/giant haystacks views, doens't mean to say things haven't changed
it's like you driving about in morris ital and not wanting to go and buy a newer car because you don't want to know about creature comforts
17-08-2007, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by dojj
if think lots of peole ehre misunderstand the size of the operation that is wrestling, just ebcause you've never heard of it or carry outdated big daddy/giant haystacks views, doens't mean to say things haven't changed
why are you trying to promote something that 99% of people here know is a fucking joke tv show?
is there a brain injury lurking in there?
17-08-2007, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Originally Posted by 4x4
Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by Stavros
I reckon they all died from impacted cock n testies.
Ive never understood how they managed to hide their weapons in those supidly tight trunks.
They either hung like a shrew or push their bits back inside themselves
Ive never understood how they managed to hide their weapons in those supidly tight trunks.
They either hung like a shrew or push their bits back inside themselves
if you have an average guy who is 6 foot tall and, for arguments sake, 10 stone, but has a 10 inch cock, it's going to poke out a bit
if youwere then to make the same guy put on another 10 stone so he was now 6 foot tall with a 10 inch cock and weighed 20 stone, the cock isn't as big in comparison as there is more of "him" to hide it under
or like a fat bird with big titties, where do they stop and where does her stomach start?
everyone was saying how wrong that shanessa looked on big brother with her bits flopping all ove the place so you can use that as an example if you so wish
its official... dojj is fucking obbsesed with large oily men.... he's actually making excuses about why wrestlers DICKS are not really small
for fuck sake boy.... your a fucking syco.... if your maried i'd hate to think what your sex lifes like.The day a grown man argues why ANOTHER mans cock isn't as small as it looks is a tie to start worrying.
He may have a great sex life, maybe his wife comes in the room dressed as the Undertaker, and gives him a power bomb while sucking his dick
17-08-2007, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by tregmatt
dojj i think you now your stuff mate keep us posted on wats happining with brian adams 
Unless they are making another sequel to' Weekend at Bernies'!!! with Brian as the star!
Weekend at Bernies III.... Bernie gets Buff!
Fooook! I checked Wiki.... I might be right
Weekend at Bernie's is an American motion picture comedy released in 1989. Directed by Ted Kotcheff, it stars Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman as a couple of young executives who must create the illusion that their murdered boss, Bernie Lomax, is alive in order to avoid being questioned about it. The film was profitable and spawned a sequel in 1993, Weekend at Bernie's II. There are also reports that a sequel/remake is in the works entitled, Next Weekend at Bernie's".
17-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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Awesome thread, great way to pass 10 mins! I remember trying to convince about 10 kids at school back in year 7 that wrestling was all staged as they were doing Boston Crabs and Clothes lines on one another! No one beleived me!
17-08-2007, 11:41 AM
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when they do their big shows, you get things like wrestlemania that pulled in a crowd of over 93,000 and the ppv's sell out in minutes
How can a pay per view sell out?
You can call Samaritans 24 hours a day on 08457 90 90 90 to talk through your roid rage.