Paddy

For new and hardened S.H.I.T members alike, it's time to let us know how you'll be spending your Saturdays now that those overpaid pansies will be prancing around in shorts for the new season.

For those unaware of S.H.I.T [or our arch nemesisesesses organisation S.H.I.T.S.T.A.B.B.E.R.S or whatever they called themselves] this is an opportunity for you to enjoy a soccer free place where you can tell us what you're doing that's more interesting..

Instead of walking around in a replica shirt of my favourite soccer group, today I shall be teeing off at about 11am [the sport of men ] and then attending an evening of amateur boxing somewhere in Kent.

I have also been working tirelessly on the S.H.I.T vocabulary, guaranteed to get a rise out of most hardened Soccer fans. If you choose to engage in a conversation about the sport, make sure you try to use some of these words/phrases:

Soccer - Always refer to the sport as that.

Group - Team

Fans - Supporters

Slamdunk/Net Score - Goal

Regulation Infringement Punt - Free Kick

Scoring Zone Regulation Infringement Punt - Penalty

Personal Zone Infringement Attack - Foul

Zone Out Hurl - Throw In

Apex Zone Out Punt - Corner Kick

Use of Illegal Personal Zones During Normal Play - Handball

Feel free to add more

Jay,

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ah shit has poked his head out again fuck football i would rather go shopping with the misses and the mother inlaw followed by some teeth extraction than watch a game off foolsball

Paddy

Or put a baby in a microwave?

Redkop

Jay,

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paddy


mornin lyn

TheBishMan

Oh dear Paddy, the sig's coming out again!!

Redkop

Morning Jay......

Premier League ready for kick-off today

Billy_RS

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If you dont like football, its only because you cant play/understand it.

philram

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Apex restart Corner kick

Give away opportunity Miss pass

Iain Mac

So was soccer really invented here? Up till now I had thought this was about the only thing that England had given the world!!!!

xr4x4rs

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that isnt true mate

i hate football/soccer or whatever you want to call it

watching some faggots for 90mins kicking a ball around a field is not exciting

i hate football with a passion lol, i used to like it many many years ago but since they started to get a little tap on the shoulder and fall down crying then up again after they have a free kick is just pointless

there is no sport in football anymore, just a bunch of gay twats who like acting pretending they have been injured



should be banned off all tele

xr2i-carl

football is cack motoracing RULES its for....

''real MEN with a REAL set of Bollox''

JayKay

Now the "soccer" has started again its given me enough motivation to get into the garage to start work once again on my XR2 project - its been untouched since last summer

Thats my afternoon planned for today anyway, got some welding to do on it and also need to spray the new bumper for my Mondeo hack if I get chance - then its down the pub for a few drinks before going clubbing

skeg

Its called football mate as in association football not association soccer and the oldest association in the world isn't called soccer association. Bloddy yanks. And its arse not ass over here whilst i'm at it.

dojj

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someones been watching david backhams football academy

xr4x4rs

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who cars, its still teh same thing is it not

bunch of men chasing a ball and cry

BillyCabrio

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I'm afraid to say i have to agree with ya Paddy, football sucks serious pooh.

I'm quite happy to spend the day doing all the other things i have to do rather than watching that gumph

Paul Eggleton

or have more than two brain cells

I'll be watching the rugby where the players actually play on after getting a grass stain

aduz

i wish i was a pansy prancing round in shorts on 100k a week

KregRS

Who cares if its football or soccer, still a bunch of pansies chasing a bag of wind for 90mins,

Shings

Shings signing in for some soccer bashing.

There are 3 times I appreciate a result...

When villa beat someone good who I know supports them- IE Liverpool (hopefully today) so I can abuse my mates- IE Redkop.

When villa bea the blues prooving they're best in Brum/North solihull.

When england play- I get a bit interested then... but only because its on on all the tv's in the house.

StuarTurbo

Compettitor Game time exchange - Substitute

Net Frame Defence Wing Goalkeeper

Game time Ajudicator Ref

Footie is wank and i hate people who feel the need to take the piss out of each other when another beats others said team

Personally i think there is something very suspect about 40,000 mainly men watchin 22 run round a field in shorts

RWD_cossie_wil

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ooops I appear to have wandered into the homo thread...

Football is a great game , although I do agree that if players start crying about an injury then they should be off, simple.. How many times do you see a player get carried off on a stretcher, only to be back on the feild running round only 2 mins later??

But football is still the best game - Rugby??? now thats GAY , sticking your head up another blokes arse?

skeg

Lol, look at the few dicks who don't like football trying to huddle together. Be honest now you were the ones who "forgot" your PE kit all the time at school aren't you?

StuarTurbo

nah we were the ones bunkin off school to work on our cars at 12 year old sod running round in the rain

Billy_RS

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Using REAL gearboxes... oh, no not real is it?

Billy_RS

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And that why your soo thick now?

No wonder you dont get football

saph4be

i would rather dip my balls in tar and sand and use them to scrub the patio than watch football it just does not interest me .

SassyRS

Here

DanRSturbo

Any man who doesn't like football smokes the cock

They also pride themselves in dressing in pink shirts, and wearing flip flops

Paddy

I love how wound up people appear to get

Why are you afraid to agree with me?????



You work it girlfriend

I would pay to watch you do that

Glad to hear it Lorraine

Personally, I can think of very little that is less attractive than a woman soccer fan. One who is yelling at a game on the TV or engaging in conversation about soccer related things such as how "WE are going to do it this year".

They will always claimed to have supported their Group since "My dad took me there when I was little"; "I've been a fan of them for years"; "I actually escaped the womb to watch a game and bungee'd back on the umbilical cord".

All a load of old rubbish.

They like it because their boyfriend [or ex] prefers watching men in skimpy shorts running around a field than spending time with them. It's just easier to join in.

And whilst we're on the subject, whilst they're out pretending to enjoy another Net Score Infringement, who's cooking the flipping dinner?

Ladies should concentrate on more dainty pursuits. Like making doilys, babies, ironing or lap dancing.

Billy_RS

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Actually quite funny for a yid

cossymad

Football is for fags.
I'll be racing up and down her majesties highway instead.

StuarTurbo

Yeah if you like lol only avoided the non essential activities , football , rugby , went to metal work and woodwork , useful stuff that was of any relavence to me

though as its been said i would run round said field for 25k + a week

Redkop

Oi you..... I'll set the dog on you next time you come round, saying things like that We're teaching her to go for the balls

rauri

im away to purchase a some new fishing kit and put sat afternoons to good use,footy is pish

Mr S1

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I am an original member of S.H.I.T and I am again pledging my allegiance this year.

Football = complete bollocks

homer j

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nope. game is for fags. real men play rugby

Ade

I got bored of kicking a wee ball about the grass when I was 8, and have never seen the attraction in watching 20 odd sweaty men running about for an hour and a half either...