A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his
request was denied.



"Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the
doctor replied.



"But I need it really bad," the man explained.



"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be
here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday."



"Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come
in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side
effects."



On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his
right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"



The man said, "No one showed up."

 

 

 

FPMSL! The bad ones always get me...