Next wedding query - reception table names?!
13-07-2007, 09:30 AM
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Next wedding query - reception table names?!
Bloody hell there is so much silly shit to decide.
Apparently the tables for the meal need names?
Mrs has sent me a list of her choices which are super cars. Half spelt wrong, half only the maker and not model. Wank idea imo!
Wtf could we have instead? She also said race track names? Is that any better?
Or any better ideas?
Apparently the tables for the meal need names?
Mrs has sent me a list of her choices which are super cars. Half spelt wrong, half only the maker and not model. Wank idea imo!
Wtf could we have instead? She also said race track names? Is that any better?
Or any better ideas?
13-07-2007, 09:38 AM
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lamby
is the wedding cake made of cheese, and the bridesmaides wearing cheese as dresses and getting there ina car made of cheese...
no??
then why have a cheesy thing like naming the tables after supercars
tell her to get a grip
carl
is the wedding cake made of cheese, and the bridesmaides wearing cheese as dresses and getting there ina car made of cheese...
no??
then why have a cheesy thing like naming the tables after supercars
tell her to get a grip
carl
13-07-2007, 09:41 AM
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mmmmmmmm cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese caaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkke! 
T
10 tables i think.
Rab
Agreed
I think she thinks she's doing me a favour by giving it a car theme
How about top 10 cossie part failures? Or top 10 rust spotes on a mk4 escort? LOL
T
10 tables i think.
Rab
Agreed
I think she thinks she's doing me a favour by giving it a car theme
How about top 10 cossie part failures? Or top 10 rust spotes on a mk4 escort? LOL
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13-07-2007, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Lambchop
Or top 10 rust spotes on a mk4 escort? LOL
Battery Tray (Top table)
Fuse Box
Sunroof rear left
Sunroof rear right
Sunroof edge
Rear Arch left
Rear Arch right
Inside Tailgate
Behind front bumper
Door bottoms
Behind rear seat in the boot, chassis legs also!
rog
Again no fucking way to choccy fountain. She's a fooking chocaholic but the bastard thing is like Ł400 or some pish! fuck that!
13-07-2007, 10:19 AM
#15
Originally Posted by Lambchop
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
sexual acts
doggy
mish
cowgirl
bj
reversecowgirl
anal
snowball
fuck there is loads more but cannot think
doggy
mish
cowgirl
bj
reversecowgirl
anal
snowball
fuck there is loads more but cannot think
dirty sanchez
and the spiderman! Seriously, that's hit the jackpot. Name each table after one of those sex-acts from that thread before.
Tongue-in-cheek joke would make the day interesting. Very few would admit to knowing what they mean.
13-07-2007, 10:23 AM
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Just got an email...
I guess i better get thinking 
How would race tracks sound?
Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco
?
Originally Posted by the soon to be lucky Mrs Chop
I do not want numbers, its not nice for ppl on higher table numbers, makes them feel they have been shoved on last few tables like an afterthought.
I want to make it personal to us, I wanted to do cars because its your passion and everyone associates you with cars, I dont mind if its Fords RSs or Supercars,
I want to make it personal to us, I wanted to do cars because its your passion and everyone associates you with cars, I dont mind if its Fords RSs or Supercars,
How would race tracks sound?
Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco
?
13-07-2007, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by rog
I'm watching intently, some good ideas coming up here, saves me thinking for myself, i'll just copy u. 
here are suggestions for castles,
Balmoral
Dunnotar
Slains
Skibo
Crathes
Brodie
Craigievar
Cawdor
Dunvegan
Eilean Donan
13-07-2007, 10:59 AM
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OK news just in! The boss says no way to the castles because apparently they are of no interest to us
Lets go with race tracks then.
Any advances on:
Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco
Lets go with race tracks then.
Any advances on:
Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco
13-07-2007, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Originally Posted by Lee_R21Turbo
How about ex-girlfriends names???
13-07-2007, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee_R21Turbo
Originally Posted by Lambchop
Originally Posted by Lee_R21Turbo
How about ex-girlfriends names???
Originally Posted by ballin
famous wars?
trafalgar
wellington
erm, etc?
trafalgar
wellington
erm, etc?
our living room after xmas night out 06?
kitchen after the burned supper incident?
driveway after the scratched paint incident?
etc etc
Originally Posted by rog
What about rigs.......
i bet she'd fookin' love that!
i bet she'd fookin' love that!
13-07-2007, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Martyn
Ive never understood why people have to be told where to sit at a wedding, surely they can make up their own minds and sit next to who they want?
Also helps you split guests up so they can mingle and all meet people they perhaps dont know
13-07-2007, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
My other idea is Scottish castles...
Wedding we were at the other week had the Bride and Grooms favourite bands as the table names, seemed to work quite well.
13-07-2007, 11:43 AM
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names for the tables ??? WTF????
never in my day... and that was only 5 years ago.
how about
bert
ernie
big bird
the grouch
elmo
larry
curly
and mo
she'll have you naming the knives and forks next....
never in my day... and that was only 5 years ago.
how about
bert
ernie
big bird
the grouch
elmo
larry
curly
and mo
she'll have you naming the knives and forks next....
13-07-2007, 11:48 AM
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was well funny at my uncles wedding... he just named them in order, so it was
Kings & Queens
Princes & Princess's
Dutches & Dutches's
Lords & Lady's
Common folk
peasants
Theifs
murderers
luckily it was all taken as a joke by most!
Kings & Queens
Princes & Princess's
Dutches & Dutches's
Lords & Lady's
Common folk
peasants
Theifs
murderers
luckily it was all taken as a joke by most!
13-07-2007, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by rog
what about different STD's...........like 01224...lol i bet you thought something else there.
Gonnorhea
Syphillis
HIV
Penil Warts
Lovely....sure the out-laws would love that.