Relationship adivce !!
10-07-2007, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Deal or No Deal Dan
quality thread..........but if she has a bit of fun so what its you she is coming home to in the end aint it??thats all that matters
How about if your bird did cheat on you and in your relationship you don't use protection and to cover her story she choses to carry on having unprotected sex and you catch something.
10-07-2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Rab
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RAB, You probably if you suspect there is much truth in it
10-07-2007, 02:44 PM
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it is SO true about loving a bird but giving in a shagging another girl.
it boils down to a massive difference between the genders.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
men are animals, programmed to reproduce. it's in our hormones to seek our next warm, wet muff.
and LOL @ "tell her that your worried", thats the same (as chip stated) as saying "you cock happy holiday whore"
it boils down to a massive difference between the genders.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
men are animals, programmed to reproduce. it's in our hormones to seek our next warm, wet muff.
and LOL @ "tell her that your worried", thats the same (as chip stated) as saying "you cock happy holiday whore"
10-07-2007, 02:44 PM
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o and chip aka fat boy fat, we use condoms and it will be one guy as we only swap in couples.
I and as you put it i am riping his missues a new one.
let me do this slowly for you.
the missues will fuck his missues then he will fuck my missus and I will fuck his.
I and as you put it i am riping his missues a new one.
let me do this slowly for you.
the missues will fuck his missues then he will fuck my missus and I will fuck his.
10-07-2007, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Deal or No Deal Dan
quality thread..........but if she has a bit of fun so what its you she is coming home to in the end aint it??thats all that matters
How about if your bird did cheat on you and in your relationship you don't use protection and to cover her story she choses to carry on having unprotected sex and you catch something.
10-07-2007, 02:46 PM
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only on passionford can a thread go from MRS has gone away, to Swinger Parties, Bukkake Party...
Im sure this chaps mrs is sensible enough to use protection when she is getting royally fucked out in SHAGaluff...!?
its quality over there...
sluts..!
Im sure this chaps mrs is sensible enough to use protection when she is getting royally fucked out in SHAGaluff...!?
its quality over there...
sluts..!
10-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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stavros
muggy
its pronounced maggy
only said by little maggy facka's, and dopey facking maggy cant's
you say you were in love wih someone...in fact go as far to say you loved them to bits...yet you cheated on them
you heard it first on Pf, thats definately love, right there
muggy
its pronounced maggy
only said by little maggy facka's, and dopey facking maggy cant's
you say you were in love wih someone...in fact go as far to say you loved them to bits...yet you cheated on them
you heard it first on Pf, thats definately love, right there
10-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
o and chip aka fat boy fat, we use condoms and it will be one guy as we only swap in couples.
I and as you put it i am riping his missues a new one.
let me do this slowly for you.
the missues will fuck his missues then he will fuck my missus and I will fuck his.
I and as you put it i am riping his missues a new one.
let me do this slowly for you.
the missues will fuck his missues then he will fuck my missus and I will fuck his.
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
then he will fuck my missus
10-07-2007, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by foreverwhite
it boils down to a massive difference between the genders.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
Then I shared a house with 4 girls at Uni in my first year. The 2nd and 3rd year I shared a house with a different 5 girls....
They ALL cheated at least once. Most more.... Human beings are human beings. Girls are just sneakier in my experience!
it IS possible to be faithful and it does happen. I was in my last relationship and I think/hope she was too
BUT in my experience people not cheating on each other is VERY VERY rare....
10-07-2007, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
o and chip aka fat boy fat, we use condoms and it will be one guy as we only swap in couples.
Sounds a bit boring to me though if you dont EVER get to cum anywhere except in a rubber, to me the cumming is the best bit, and Id sooner do it into some sluts face or in her mouth etc than into a rubber, I just dont like the feeling of it, so it wouldnt appeal to me personally.
Mind you, it wouldnt ever appeal to me watching some bloke fuck my mrs either TBH
10-07-2007, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by foreverwhite
it boils down to a massive difference between the genders.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
girls are a lot more emotionally attached...when they are in love it is 100000000 times harder (mentally) for them to cheat on their partner.
Then I shared a house with 4 girls at Uni in my first year. The 2nd and 3rd year I shared a house with a different 5 girls....
They ALL cheated at least once. Most more.... Human beings are human beings. Girls are just sneakier in my experience!
it IS possible to be faithful and it does happen. I was in my last relationship and I think/hope she was too
BUT in my experience people not cheating on each other is VERY VERY rare....
Im an ugly fat cunt, and ive fucked plenty of birds who are in relationships, so if they do it with me, im damn sure they must do it with blokes who are actually attractive, lol, so im pretty sure these days there are more birds who do cheat than who dont.
10-07-2007, 03:08 PM
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ive got a fit missus. she is very close to her family, loves cooking, very honest and not in your face. now i know there's always the chance of her doing the dirty, but my philosophy is that im not a bad looking lad, i have bedroom skills and i make her laff, so the more i keep her happy the less chance there is of her banging someone else lol
lads need to realise that moaning at their missus saying "YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING OUT PULLING" etc is the easiest way to make them shag someone else!
i tell her "if your gonna fuck anyone later, make sure its female and you let me watch" before she goes out...just make light of it...it's the best way.
here she is, the lucky cow
bang them hard, make them laff, and dont look like a scruffy bastard and youve got it sorted.
lads need to realise that moaning at their missus saying "YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING OUT PULLING" etc is the easiest way to make them shag someone else!
i tell her "if your gonna fuck anyone later, make sure its female and you let me watch" before she goes out...just make light of it...it's the best way.
here she is, the lucky cow
bang them hard, make them laff, and dont look like a scruffy bastard and youve got it sorted.
10-07-2007, 03:15 PM
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bang them hard, make them laff, and dont look like a scruffy bastard and youve got it sorted.
not true
im the opposite of the above, and for some reason she keeps coming round
10-07-2007, 03:17 PM
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Yup, as per Porkies reply.
As a great man (Chris Rock) once said...
People are only as faithful as their options
As another great man (me ) just made up..
To totally trust, is to be a mug, but to worry and fret about it like a little bitch is just as gay.
Fine example is this bird im seeing now, looks off the charts, classy, seems innocent, but I know for a fact she not, hell, I first got on her when she had a long term bf.
Anyhow, she away the next 2 weekends, 1 to see her mate (which she will, but they will be going out and getting on it no doubt), and 1 with her mate, she is, in her words, "going to see some friends we met in magaluf last year".
And unless you a gullible twat, there no fucking way you think they gonna be girls
So what do I do? 2 things...
I dont start a proper relationship with her anyhow where proper feelings are involved, as I know what she like, lovely, and very sly, but the worlds her oyster when it comes down to options.
Dont even fucking mention going to see her "friends" the less I know the better, even if it was innocent its always gonna be on your mind, so dont even fucking mention it.
Ps- the people who say if you cheat you cant love someone, you either really stupid, or minds work very differently to others.
As a great man (Chris Rock) once said...
People are only as faithful as their options
As another great man (me
) just made up..To totally trust, is to be a mug, but to worry and fret about it like a little bitch is just as gay.
Fine example is this bird im seeing now, looks off the charts, classy, seems innocent, but I know for a fact she not, hell, I first got on her when she had a long term bf.
Anyhow, she away the next 2 weekends, 1 to see her mate (which she will, but they will be going out and getting on it no doubt), and 1 with her mate, she is, in her words, "going to see some friends we met in magaluf last year".
And unless you a gullible twat, there no fucking way you think they gonna be girls
So what do I do? 2 things...
I dont start a proper relationship with her anyhow where proper feelings are involved, as I know what she like, lovely, and very sly, but the worlds her oyster when it comes down to options.
Dont even fucking mention going to see her "friends"
the less I know the better, even if it was innocent its always gonna be on your mind, so dont even fucking mention it.Ps- the people who say if you cheat you cant love someone, you either really stupid, or minds work very differently to others.
10-07-2007, 03:21 PM
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end of the day mate, its in your head now?! wil lt ever go away? even if you never mention it or if you do???
just hope she aint caught nothing and passes it onto you!!
guy at work cheats on his wife all of the time, ask him why he does not leave her.
he says he 'loves her to bits'
some girls will cheat and cheat all the time, some wont?! she may cheat one day in the future, cuz if she cheats now she will cheat then..
just hope she aint caught nothing and passes it onto you!!
guy at work cheats on his wife all of the time, ask him why he does not leave her.
he says he 'loves her to bits'
some girls will cheat and cheat all the time, some wont?! she may cheat one day in the future, cuz if she cheats now she will cheat then..
10-07-2007, 03:31 PM
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Ps- the people who say if you cheat you cant love someone, you either really stupid, or minds work very differently to others
morally decent....not stupid steve
morally decent....not stupid steve
10-07-2007, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
[quote="JohnnyB
[quote="JohnnyB
then he will fuck my missus
[/quote]so its total fare if you shag a fanny, but your missues cannot fuck cock
10-07-2007, 03:33 PM
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i must admit, im a deviant and love perving at ANYTHING that walks/drives past lol
BUT, when it comes to the crunch, and i look what ive already got, in most cases i'd be 'downgrading' anyway, and reality hits.
dont think i'd do the dirty on mine she doesnt deserve it.
although if she turns into a dickhead, her mates will be prey.
BUT, when it comes to the crunch, and i look what ive already got, in most cases i'd be 'downgrading' anyway, and reality hits.
dont think i'd do the dirty on mine she doesnt deserve it.
although if she turns into a dickhead, her mates will be prey.
10-07-2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
morally decent....not stupid steve
Were not talking slagging it up and shagging anything here, no downgrades involved or blatant cheating...
10-07-2007, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
this should be a poll
Have you cheated on your partner
yes
no
i havent
i would feel sick if it was done to me
carl
Have you cheated on your partner
yes
no
i havent
i would feel sick if it was done to me
carl
if they stray they have to walk, thats what i told my misses before we got married, and i will always stick by that. No matter how much i love her.
10-07-2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
so its total fare if you shag a fanny, but your missues cannot fuck cock
That seemed fair to me
10-07-2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by "Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
then he will fuck my missus
so its total fare if you shag a fanny, but your missues cannot fuck cock
Another girl, yes, but a bloke. No way.
10-07-2007, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
I think anyone would feel sick if they found out it was done to them, its a horrible feeling.
but your open about the fact you ve done it, and seem quite happy to do it again
wtf
10-07-2007, 03:48 PM
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I think chris the relationship must be very very good. as in fare is fare.
but its not always fare though lol . I am a more than avariage size man in the cock department so most the other guys are about the same size or smaller so she loses out. but there is one couple we meet were the hubby is hung like a fooken donkey.
but its works out fare as his missus can suck a tennis ball though a hose pipe
but its not always fare though lol . I am a more than avariage size man in the cock department so most the other guys are about the same size or smaller so she loses out. but there is one couple we meet were the hubby is hung like a fooken donkey.
but its works out fare as his missus can suck a tennis ball though a hose pipe
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Originally Posted by D19 STE
Originally Posted by foreverwhite
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Top lady you got there foreverwhite.
10-07-2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyB
I think chris the relationship must be very very good. as in fare is fare.
but its not always fare though lol . I am a more than avariage size man in the cock department so most the other guys are about the same size or smaller so she loses out. but there is one couple we meet were the hubby is hung like a fooken donkey.
but its works out fare as his missus can suck a tennis ball though a hose pipe
but its not always fare though lol . I am a more than avariage size man in the cock department so most the other guys are about the same size or smaller so she loses out. but there is one couple we meet were the hubby is hung like a fooken donkey.
but its works out fare as his missus can suck a tennis ball though a hose pipe
she does not get it them too last too long? she must be good
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10-07-2007, 03:57 PM
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The bit in bold is the thing.
Me not doing anything wont make anyone else not do anything if they never knew in the first place.
Could go for years being all lovely and tuning down various firm breasted lovelies, and then you suddenly find out that person cheated on you years ago, and you never knew.
How much of a cunt would you feel? Less of one than if you slyly did get on the aformentioned fanny and it never even crossed her mind, thats for sure.
Dont make it right, but what somebody never knows about, cant affect them, hence why if you never found out she got gangbanged behind your back 2 years earlier it wouldnt affect you.
Ive got a very unromantic but very realistic outlook on life...
Me not doing anything wont make anyone else not do anything if they never knew in the first place.
Could go for years being all lovely and tuning down various firm breasted lovelies, and then you suddenly find out that person cheated on you years ago, and you never knew.
How much of a cunt would you feel? Less of one than if you slyly did get on the aformentioned fanny and it never even crossed her mind, thats for sure.
Dont make it right, but what somebody never knows about, cant affect them, hence why if you never found out she got gangbanged behind your back 2 years earlier it wouldnt affect you.
Ive got a very unromantic but very realistic outlook on life...