Am i due another Ban?
24-09-2004 | 12:43 PM
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Re: Am i due another Ban?
Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
Sorry for asking,but as everyone knows the little guy always wins...no matter what...you can go round to him and kick the shit out of him...and what would he do?He'd get you arrested.....even by saying something out of turn the little guy can take you to court...has the Hard man finally lost control?
Can you picture the scene.......i am sitting typing and hear i noise...FUCK its the five-0....as a tear gas cannister comes thru the window.."hands behing your fucking back,you are being arrested cause the little guy got upset over a sentance on the net,you fucking scum bag"....my reply "but why did he persist on trying to make me look stupid?"....the Five-0 explain..."its because you are no longer the hard man....the little guy is so protected you cant even fart without his permission"....i hear helicopters hovering over my house with marksmen hangin out.
Damn is this the life for me i contemplate as i am cuffed?Should i become anorexic and sue the world cause i am too little to use force?...To that a firing noise...i shout "Dear God i wonder can they save me" ------------FLATLINE--------
Can you picture the scene.......i am sitting typing and hear i noise...FUCK its the five-0....as a tear gas cannister comes thru the window.."hands behing your fucking back,you are being arrested cause the little guy got upset over a sentance on the net,you fucking scum bag"....my reply "but why did he persist on trying to make me look stupid?"....the Five-0 explain..."its because you are no longer the hard man....the little guy is so protected you cant even fart without his permission"....i hear helicopters hovering over my house with marksmen hangin out.
Damn is this the life for me i contemplate as i am cuffed?Should i become anorexic and sue the world cause i am too little to use force?...To that a firing noise...i shout "Dear God i wonder can they save me" ------------FLATLINE--------
24-09-2004 | 02:19 PM
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What did i miss???? 
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
24-09-2004 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
24-09-2004 | 02:23 PM
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I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
Damn!!! That's another two ribs done
Stu, believe it or not, my mate got pulled over once (same surname) and the copper actually asked him that
I had to explain it to him after the copper had performed his checks and left, else all hell would've broken loose
24-09-2004 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
24-09-2004 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
24-09-2004 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box
) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
24-09-2004 | 03:31 PM
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject:
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
What did i miss????
The address of where he is at??????
Waiting for a reply to the mail Christian.....i hate being left in the dark...as you said i am gonna come off worse...so i have chosen my coffin,its a lovely black number with white silk lining....i fit in it a treat...infact i look damn good dead...according to the sales man...so i need do know as i gotta pay for the fooker...
I just got to say in the event of my demise i would like Mike Rainbird and Rich Pon to carry the coffin dressed only in a tight black PVC thong (dont worry my elderly relatives wont be offended by the lack of lunch box ) .My vicar is a bit ginger beer so you will get on like a car on fire..ROFL....for fooks sake dont let Jim read that or he might sue my dead arse ...infact make sure he dont turn up as you can only have one cremation an hour ....
SUPERB ima - keep up these threads - wonderful entertainment
24-09-2004 | 04:53 PM
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24-09-2004 | 06:01 PM
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Christian..it was sent at 11.30am...and i have just replied to yours.
This is gonna be headline news.....
I have a vision of my death and its front page Sun..
"Death of a leg-end"
A young attractive Cosworth tuner today IMA Racing was brutally murdered by a Barclays employee at a remote location,it all started when Christian H deceided that he needed taking care of because he was a menace to the internet world,particualary for a Jim Galbally Nick named "Swan Vesta",who is un avalible for comment due to accidentally setting himself on fire,he is said to be doin ok,better than his car anyway....The victim IMA Racing had signs of having anal sex minutes before the savage end,he had nail marks on his hips,the giver was rough anda pro,there is no sign of IMA racing wanting it to stop this may not be a surprise to many as he is famed for his quote "You can have Gay sex without the need for a man,you just take a shit and let it go in and out...the bigger the turd the better is feels"We do not know at this stage if Christian is the sex offender.Death was caused by a single shot to the head.The whole world is devastated,this man was a genuis in his field....its just a pity that field had cows in it.
IMA Racing we salute you.
This is gonna be headline news.....
I have a vision of my death and its front page Sun..
"Death of a leg-end"
A young attractive Cosworth tuner today IMA Racing was brutally murdered by a Barclays employee at a remote location,it all started when Christian H deceided that he needed taking care of because he was a menace to the internet world,particualary for a Jim Galbally Nick named "Swan Vesta",who is un avalible for comment due to accidentally setting himself on fire,he is said to be doin ok,better than his car anyway....The victim IMA Racing had signs of having anal sex minutes before the savage end,he had nail marks on his hips,the giver was rough anda pro,there is no sign of IMA racing wanting it to stop this may not be a surprise to many as he is famed for his quote "You can have Gay sex without the need for a man,you just take a shit and let it go in and out...the bigger the turd the better is feels"We do not know at this stage if Christian is the sex offender.Death was caused by a single shot to the head.The whole world is devastated,this man was a genuis in his field....its just a pity that field had cows in it.
IMA Racing we salute you.
24-09-2004 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima-Racing500
This is gonna be headline news.....
I have a vision of my death and its front page Sun..
"Death of a leg-end"
A young attractive Cosworth tuner today IMA Racing was brutally murdered by a Barclays employee at a remote location,it all started when Christian H deceided that he needed taking care of because he was a menace to the internet world,particualary for a Jim Galbally Nick named "Swan Vesta",who is un avalible for comment due to accidentally setting himself on fire,he is said to be doin ok,better than his car anyway....The victim IMA Racing had signs of having anal sex minutes before the savage end,he had nail marks on his hips,the giver was rough anda pro,there is no sign of IMA racing wanting it to stop this may not be a surprise to many as he is famed for his quote "You can have Gay sex without the need for a man,you just take a shit and let it go in and out...the bigger the turd the better is feels"We do not know at this stage if Christian is the sex offender.Death was caused by a single shot to the head.The whole world is devastated,this man was a genuis in his field....its just a pity that field had cows in it.
IMA Racing we salute you.
I have a vision of my death and its front page Sun..
"Death of a leg-end"
A young attractive Cosworth tuner today IMA Racing was brutally murdered by a Barclays employee at a remote location,it all started when Christian H deceided that he needed taking care of because he was a menace to the internet world,particualary for a Jim Galbally Nick named "Swan Vesta",who is un avalible for comment due to accidentally setting himself on fire,he is said to be doin ok,better than his car anyway....The victim IMA Racing had signs of having anal sex minutes before the savage end,he had nail marks on his hips,the giver was rough anda pro,there is no sign of IMA racing wanting it to stop this may not be a surprise to many as he is famed for his quote "You can have Gay sex without the need for a man,you just take a shit and let it go in and out...the bigger the turd the better is feels"We do not know at this stage if Christian is the sex offender.Death was caused by a single shot to the head.The whole world is devastated,this man was a genuis in his field....its just a pity that field had cows in it.
IMA Racing we salute you.
i know i shouldnt egg you on phil but your one funny mo fo
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