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Old 31-05-2007, 10:09 AM
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Good Day To You

I am Mr. Jun Xinsheng of Trade Finance Department,Maybank Hong Kong. On July
6,2004, our client Dr. Ravia Pumin, a businessman, made a numbered fixed deposit
for 6 (six) calendar months, with a value of US$16.5m only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notice was sent to him and no response came from him. Another
notification was sent early August 2005 and still no response came from him.The
Bank officially sent two-man delegate to his residence in Malaysia were he
reside only to find out that the business mogul and his family perished in the
Tsunami Disaster on 26th december 2004. I have contacted you to stand as the
next of kin of the said funds. please reply me through my secure email address:
juunnxxsheng@yahoo.co.uk I will send you more details once I hear from you.

Jun Xinsheng


Old 31-05-2007, 10:19 AM
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Well done you

I've had a few emails telling me i'm gonna be rich too




Dear Sir/Madam,

Good day, i represent Supreme textiles a reputable company here in the United Kingdom. We produce and distribute clothing materials such as batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume worldwide. Would you like to work online from home and get paid weekly? Supreme Textiles needs a Book-Keeper in the United States, Canada, South America, Asia, Mexico, Australia and parts of Europe. You could work from home and getting paid for the services being rendered without leaving or affecting your present Job. Supreme Textiles is recruiting individuals to work for the company as a Representative/Book Keeper in the countries listed above.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US.

The international money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in UK is 25%, whereas for the individual it is only 7%.There is no sense for us to work this way, while tax for international money transfer made by a private individual is 7% .That's why we need you! We need agents to receive payment from our customers (in money orders, check or bank wire transfers) and to resend the money to us via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer. This way we will save money because of tax decreasing.

JOB DESCRIPTION

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Cash Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be forwarded either by Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer).

HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?

10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 5000 USD via checks or money orders on our behalf. You will cash the money and keep $500 (10% from $5000) for yourself! At the beginning your commission will equal 10%, though later it will increase up to 12%!

ADVANTAGES

You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal. You can earn up to $3000-4000 monthly depending on time you will spend for this job. You do not need any capital to start. You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job. The employees who make efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our employees never leave us due to our excellent work condition.


MAIN REQUIREMENTS:

18 years or older
Legally capable
Responsible
Ready to work 3-4 hours per week
With PC knowledge
E-mail and internet experience (minimal)

NOTE: EMPLOYEES WITH COMPANY ACCOUNT WILL BE GRANTED PREFERENCE and please know that everything is absolutely legal, if you are interested in our offer, please reply immediately so that we can start doing business. Thanks for your anticipated response. And we hope to hear back from you. YOU ARE TO SEND YOUR REPLY TO MY ALTERNATE/PRIVATE EMAIL:robertkellyatwork@o2.pl

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Robert Kelly
FOREIGN SALES DEPARTMENT,
SUPREME TEXTILES INDUSTRIES
36 King Orry Road,
Glen Vine, IM4 4FJ United Kingdom


Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
IDENTIFICATION NUMBER:CPEL/OWN/9876.
Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw of the UK LOTTERY,held on Saturday 5th May, 2007. Your e-mail which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been Approved to claim a total sum of 850,000 GBP. Your e-mail address attached to Ticket no.: 56475600545 188 with Serial no. 5368/02 drew the Lucky no.:01.09.14 .20.43. 44. {22} Bonus Ball. This is from a total cash prize of £3.4 Million shared amongst the (4) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.In view of this, your £850,000 would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of yourfunds as soon as you contact him. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
Mr Brain Adams Tell:+447011130383 Email
infor_brainAdams@yahoo.co.uk
Warm Regards,
Lorraine Dodds


DEAR SIR/MADAM,

BUSINESS WORTH US$18.6M DOLLARS I NEEDED A PARTNER, I
AM FROM PHILIPPINE AND WIFE TO FORMER PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT MR. JOSEPH
ESTRADA I NEEDED A PARTNER THAT WILL ASSIST CLAIM THE TWO VAULS BOXES
THAT CONTAIN THE FUNDS

REPLY HERE : estradaluisa_9999@yahoo.com.hk

FOR MORE DETAILS!!

REGRARDS,

DR.(MRS) PIMENTAL LUISA EJERCITO ESTRADA
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you lucky cunt
Old 31-05-2007, 10:24 AM
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Proper jealous!!
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Fantastic news eh? I've already jacked my job in and put a deposit on a Lambo can't wait till the money come through!
Old 31-05-2007, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
Fantastic news eh? I've already jacked my job in and put a deposit on a Lambo can't wait till the money come through!
your lieing, you wouldnt take a pay cut
Old 31-05-2007, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
Originally Posted by Paul Ripley
Fantastic news eh? I've already jacked my job in and put a deposit on a Lambo can't wait till the money come through!
your lieing, you wouldnt take a pay cut

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Old 31-05-2007, 10:43 AM
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What would happen if i was to reply and say "fcuk you" would they then spam me as they know the address is in use?
Old 31-05-2007, 10:49 AM
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Just delete them TBH just part of everyday internet life
Old 31-05-2007, 12:00 PM
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I've emailed them asking for a bankers draft...

Wonder if i'll get a reply LOL
Old 31-05-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Smit
I've emailed them asking for a bankers draft...

Wonder if i'll get a reply LOL
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say thanks and send me the money right away and i'll pay you your cut once funds have cleared

and say please pay via paypal
Old 31-05-2007, 05:18 PM
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congratulations paul, seeing as you will soon be a millionaire you can sell me your car for £100 as you will be able to buy allsorts of exotic sports cars now
Old 31-05-2007, 05:22 PM
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Cut and paste response:

FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING SCAMMING CUNT

Thankenyouplease
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