monkey nutz

Sorry, nearly choked on my tea when I saw that

No offence mate, but you sound like a fussy git to me if the dad thing is putting you off; if she was fit, I wouldn't give a shit if her dad was Ted Bundy. As others have said, go out to town if you're just after getting laid and remember:

Go ugly early to avoid disappointment

NEEDFORSPEED

got to be worth a try!! lol

saff_cossie

If her dad killed 8 people, he must be almost famous (not in a good way). Anyone who has killed more than 2 or 3 seems to be in the media.

Actually agree with Ginge and who wants to meet a local girl and spend thier life in the same town as they grew up and have their kids do the same. Lots of great towns/cities and countries to settle in.

Best of luck

James

cheers, yeah when i googled it and found it, it clicked and i remembered it, it was on the news all the time.

BM08

Cool the cinema is always a good ice breaker

Have you spoke to her today just to say are we still on and stuff?

James

yup!

BM08

good man, be sure to report back after the meeting and let us know how it went

LeviA

Just get her pumped, even if she's minging, half the fun

robertthorpe

u can neva know untill u meet them if ya go and dont like em then it was an experiance and u lost nothing (hopefully) ha ha ha!!! forget the dad thing cos accidents can happen! ish!!!!

BM08

good luck

Alex_86

iTrader: (2)

how did it go?

Jemma

Go meet her!!

It was a car accident now like he purposly set out to kill them in cold blood - poor guy having that on his mind

Hope it all goes k!

If u cant be good, make sure your good at being bad!

James

haha thanks for the support guys and gals, she is absuloutly lovely!

personally i didn't think she would turn up, but got a call from her asking where i was [fecking weather/traffic meant i was 1/2 hour late] so i thought, shit, shes actually there

turned up went for a walk around town, chatting etc but cos i was late it kinda got cut short as we had to find the cinema, all seemed to go fairly well i think, film was a load of rubbish and a total waste of three hours of my life, but i think it may have broke the ice a bit, then after that we were both almost ready to fall asleep so decided to call it a night.

will we see each other again? hmmmmm not sure, it'd be nice to say yes, but shes at uni at the other side of the country which obviously presents it's own problems! who knows, i'll wait and see what happens.

Alex_86

iTrader: (2)

u cant stop now!
go for it mate
if you like her, then you should go for it!

BM08

Haha superb, glad she turned up, and did you really give a monkeys about the film being shit? it was all about meeting her wasnt it
Shame that shes at uni but if you can keep meeting and stuff who knows

P.s what film did you see? wasnt a chick flick that she made you sit and watch was it

Katie

If it's 3 hours long it's probably Pratts of the Crappibean as my housemate tried to drag me last night at 11pm...she came rolling in at 2.30am bored stiff

CozzyBrom

you wasted all your travel time and gone to watch a film you dont no much about net slags do you be pushy it gets you what you came for !!!!
better luck next time

James

it was zodiac, it was a good film but waaay too long and a rubbish ending, just left you thinking i've sat here for 3 hours and you tell me now the main suspect died before the police got to question him (it's a true story)

I think the best bit was probably the trailer for diehard 4 and the new cmax advert!

still as you say, it wasn't the film it was her i went for!

brom, yeah i know, she didn't seem to be the complete net-slag she made out to be, i imagined white stillittos, big bangly ear-rings & a low cut top, total opposite!

Ginge !

smelly, combats, greasy hair,bit of a beard and nose ring

always the same,,, its like them birds who sound cute on the phone,,,, its always a 60 year old fat chain smoker

RS500/364

been there done that first night day i chatted to her size 8 32 dd
5'4 two kids even moved in

got to go on the net more

OldDan

So, you didn't fuck her?

RS500/364

Yer would you not was faf and a randy bitch

OldDan

FAF? Fat and Frumpy?

RS500/364

Fit as fuck
u d.i.c.k h.e.a.d

OldDan

Soz, I ant down wiv da gahetto tork.

BM08

dont worry your not the only one

James

hahaha no.

James

"your really nice and i enjoy chatting to you but i don't think we really hit it off in person, i think we should just keep things as they are, friends on myspace.."

OldDan

Don't worry about it, Shit happens, internet meeting is a bit shit, as harsh as it sounds, you probably didnt' look as good as in your photo, and she's just being a spineless cunt.

Sorry to put it to you like that, but it's probably case.

Chin up! Now for your next eSlut

James

cut along to make story short i'm a total cunt and shes deleted me from myspace

so yeah, this is one of those occasions which don't result in a happy ending!

Dannn

Thats pretty harsh man - what a cunt of a woman.

By the way IMO a cinema is a bad idea for a first date. Can't really chat in there etc.

Few drinks and a meal may be better depending on your eating habits.

Anyway better luck next time!

Physio

Hard luck mate

Munch

Unlucky mate

JayKay

Ditto what the fella says above about going for a meal/drink etc always a much better way to find out about a person (nothing like a nice quiet Indian with a few pints to get to know a person well (its what I did with my current missus and the first time I spoke to her was after she reversed into me...shes just a dippy blonde at heart )

Dont worry about being let down though fella end of the day I live by the fact things happen for a reason, if it wasnt meant to be, it wasnt. Trust me, there will be somebody FAR FAR better out there that is meant for you

StuarTurbo

gutted matey, likes been said tho sat in a dark room with a total stranger isnt always goin to be much fun , specially if the films shit

aduz

sorry but

pugo

internet dating rocks.......meet them, they tell you they never done this before, buy them some drinks, they say shall we go back to mine/yours....and as soon as they mention they 'DONT' fuck on first dates....you know your in like flynn......lol

fooookin class.........tinternet is like TOTS in the 80's...fookin cattle market

James

no honestly it is really my fault i am the cunt to blame, jokes about her parents impending future aren't big or clever!

But there we go, as someone else said if she can't be arsed to see beyond what a wank date it was and can't take what i say with a pinch of salt, no matter how harsh, it's her loss

Big G

Sounds like you tackled her like a legend

James

ooooo there was an update to this aswell!

i called her totally pissed up as you do about 2 weeks after this thread

her opinion was; "i don't normally use this word much james but you turly are such a fucking cunt crawl back under your stone"




ah well, you can't win them all