a few afternoon laughs...
23-05-2007, 11:58 AM
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a few afternoon laughs...
Two guys drinking in a bar . The first one says”do you ever think about something,and when you go to talk you say something you dont mean to say?The second guy says”yeah i was at the airport buying two tickets ,and the girl had huge tits,instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburg ,i asked for two to Titsburg.” The first guy says “yeah well i was having breakfast with my wife today,and instead of saying honey please pass the sugar? i said Youve ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH”.
A woman in a restaurant is choking on her food, quick as a flash the man from the next table spins her around bends her over and pulls her pants off and licks her butthole. She is so shocked she coughs up what she was choking on. The smiling man says “the hind- lick maneuver never fails!
Little Jonny is in the bath with his Mum when he asks her, Mum whats that hairy thing? she replied well johnny thats my sponge. Oh yes i knew that says Jonny Aunty has one I seen her washing dads face with it
.what’s the dirrerence between a 80year old woman and a milk carton?
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.you could still pull the flaps back on the milk carton
jesus walks into a bar puts 3 nails on the bar and said” can you put me up for the night?”
An elephant walks up to a camel and says “ha ha why are your tits on your back?” Camel replies ” thats rich coming from a fat cunt with a dick on his face.
A woman in a restaurant is choking on her food, quick as a flash the man from the next table spins her around bends her over and pulls her pants off and licks her butthole. She is so shocked she coughs up what she was choking on. The smiling man says “the hind- lick maneuver never fails!
Little Jonny is in the bath with his Mum when he asks her, Mum whats that hairy thing? she replied well johnny thats my sponge. Oh yes i knew that says Jonny Aunty has one I seen her washing dads face with it
.what’s the dirrerence between a 80year old woman and a milk carton?
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.
.you could still pull the flaps back on the milk carton
jesus walks into a bar puts 3 nails on the bar and said” can you put me up for the night?”
An elephant walks up to a camel and says “ha ha why are your tits on your back?” Camel replies ” thats rich coming from a fat cunt with a dick on his face.
23-05-2007, 12:07 PM
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Re: a few afternoon laughs...
Originally Posted by sidewayz
jesus walks into a bar puts 3 nails on the bar and said” can you put me up for the night?”
23-05-2007, 12:11 PM
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20 stone woman getting ready for a fancy dress party say’s to her husband “ive nothing to wear” he says pull your piss flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff”
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says “heres the pig ive been shagging for the last few years” .his wife looks up and says “its not a pig its a duck” the man says “i was talking to the duck” !
Two blondes walked into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says “heres the pig ive been shagging for the last few years” .his wife looks up and says “its not a pig its a duck” the man says “i was talking to the duck” !
Two blondes walked into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
23-05-2007, 12:19 PM
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2 irishmen making a letter bomb
paddy says” do you think i’ve put enough explosives in this envelope”
“don’t know open it and see” says murphy
” but it will explode”says paddy
“don’t be stupid”says murphy “it’s not addressed to you”
IF GOD MADE THE FRONT OF A WOMANS BODY,WHO MADE THE BACK?….THE COUNCIL..BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD PUT A SHIT HOLE NEXT TO THE PLAY AREA!!!
paddy says” do you think i’ve put enough explosives in this envelope”
“don’t know open it and see” says murphy
” but it will explode”says paddy
“don’t be stupid”says murphy “it’s not addressed to you”
IF GOD MADE THE FRONT OF A WOMANS BODY,WHO MADE THE BACK?….THE COUNCIL..BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD PUT A SHIT HOLE NEXT TO THE PLAY AREA!!!
23-05-2007, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sidewayz
2 irishmen making a letter bomb
paddy says” do you think i’ve put enough explosives in this envelope”
“don’t know open it and see” says murphy
” but it will explode”says paddy
“don’t be stupid”says murphy “it’s not addressed to you”
paddy says” do you think i’ve put enough explosives in this envelope”
“don’t know open it and see” says murphy
” but it will explode”says paddy
“don’t be stupid”says murphy “it’s not addressed to you”
25-05-2007, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by sidewayz
20 stone woman getting ready for a fancy dress party say’s to her husband “ive nothing to wear” he says pull your piss flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff”
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