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Old 22-05-2007, 02:25 PM
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Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the cool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a wh*re
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


I ate a stripper Because the lil people told me to

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Old 22-05-2007, 02:26 PM
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I ate a pornstar becuase im a pimp and you're jealous

i must add it wa sa female pornstar i ate with a shaved snatch. Thankyou
Old 22-05-2007, 02:26 PM
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I ran naked with a jew because I have AMAZING boobs
Old 22-05-2007, 02:27 PM
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i ate a homeless guy beacause im a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 02:28 PM
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I stabbed a dog because I'm a pimp and your jealous

lol
Old 22-05-2007, 02:30 PM
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I need paris hilton cause I have double D's



Thats surprisingly accuruate
Old 22-05-2007, 02:30 PM
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I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because i'm good in bed

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Old 22-05-2007, 02:31 PM
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I cuddled with a stripper cos im a pimp and your jealous!
Old 22-05-2007, 02:32 PM
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I slept with your dealer........because thats how I roll
Old 22-05-2007, 02:32 PM
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I shot a crackhead Because thats how i roll wtf
Old 22-05-2007, 02:32 PM
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I killed a jar of honey because I love marijuana

Old 22-05-2007, 02:36 PM
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I shot Barny the dinosaur because I'm a pimp and your jealous!

hahahahahaha lovin mine
Old 22-05-2007, 02:37 PM
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I needed my lover because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 02:38 PM
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I smoked with a stripper Because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 02:40 PM
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I slept with a condom because I have AMAZING boobs


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Old 22-05-2007, 02:41 PM
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i shot a jar of honey because i love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 02:41 PM
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I ran naked with a crackhead because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 02:43 PM
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I ran naked with an orange because i'm sexy as hell
Old 22-05-2007, 02:43 PM
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Lot of unimagnative folk in white shirts in today it would appear

Old 22-05-2007, 02:45 PM
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I banged a homeless guy because I love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 02:46 PM
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I smoked with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 02:47 PM
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luckily only one 'trendy' pink'er though!
Old 22-05-2007, 02:48 PM
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I banged your dealer because I have a noodle in my nose
Old 22-05-2007, 02:58 PM
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i killed a prostitute because ive got abs
Old 22-05-2007, 02:59 PM
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I shot an orange because i love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 03:03 PM
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I ate a homo* because I'm sexy as hell.

*She was of course a 'lipstick lesbian'
Old 22-05-2007, 03:08 PM
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I needed my lover Because thats how i roll


Old 22-05-2007, 03:12 PM
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i cuddled with a wh*re beacuase im sexy as hell!



lead_foot Lovin yours haha
Old 22-05-2007, 03:20 PM
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I cuddled with Barny the dinosaur because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Lot of unimagnative folk in white shirts in today it would appear

Just what i was thinking

Anyway, I ate a jew, apparently because i'm a pimp and you're jealous.
Old 22-05-2007, 03:22 PM
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I slept with a crackhead because I'm good in bed

the mrs isn't impressed

Old 22-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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I smoked with a crackhead because I've got abs


Old 22-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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I needed a wh*re Because thats how i roll

junior is going to be well impressed
Old 22-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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I smoked with a dog because I'm gay?
Old 22-05-2007, 03:31 PM
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i killed your dealer because i'm a pimp and your jelous lol
Old 22-05-2007, 03:59 PM
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Old 22-05-2007, 04:00 PM
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i needed a hottie because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 04:06 PM
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Old 22-05-2007, 04:06 PM
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I shot a easter egg because im sexy as hell
Old 22-05-2007, 04:06 PM
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