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Old 22-05-2007, 04:10 PM
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''I cuddled with a glass of milk because im sexy as hell''


.....ok, look i was very drunk that night and feeling a bit lonely, the glass of milk was completely innocent and was the only one there for me lol
Old 22-05-2007, 04:11 PM
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I ran shirtless with a glass of milk becasue that's how I roll pmsl
Old 22-05-2007, 04:15 PM
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I ran shirt less with my boyfriend because thats the way I roll


absolutly PMSL!!!!
Old 22-05-2007, 04:15 PM
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I shot the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 04:39 PM
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I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Old 22-05-2007, 04:41 PM
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I cuddled a stripper because ive got abs

check me out rippers dig me
Old 22-05-2007, 04:51 PM
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I stabbed a homeless guy because the lil people told me to
Old 22-05-2007, 04:53 PM
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I banged a hottie because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 04:54 PM
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I ran naked with barney the dinosaur because i love marijuana...
Old 22-05-2007, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Shings
I killed a jar of honey because I love marijuana
Cool, I was born on Christmas day too. Mine is:

I killed a jar of honey because thats how I roll!
Old 22-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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i smoked with a toothbrush because im good in bed.

Old 22-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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5 - I cuddled with
30 - a glass of milk
White - Because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 05:04 PM
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I slept with my crush, cause i'm a pimp and your jealous!

pmsl
Old 22-05-2007, 05:25 PM
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I sept with Paris hilton because i'm good in bed
Old 22-05-2007, 05:36 PM
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I killed a bowl of cereal beacuse I'm sexy as hell

Old 22-05-2007, 05:53 PM
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I banged the Cool-aid-man because im sexy as hell
Old 22-05-2007, 05:55 PM
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I killed your grandma because I love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 05:59 PM
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Slept with a pornstar as I'm sexy as hell...

Not bad, eh?
Old 22-05-2007, 06:00 PM
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i slept with an Easter Egg because thats how i roll
Old 22-05-2007, 06:04 PM
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i ran naked with a wh*re because i love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 06:05 PM
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I smoked with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 06:36 PM
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I cuddled with a horse because im sexy as hell ...
Old 22-05-2007, 06:38 PM
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I ran shirtless with a horse becuase i'm sexy as hell.








ha ha
Old 22-05-2007, 06:48 PM
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I killed Santa Claus because I've got abs
Old 22-05-2007, 06:53 PM
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i smoked with a prostitute because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Old 22-05-2007, 06:56 PM
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I slept with my lover because Im sexy as Hell.


In your face Bitches
Old 22-05-2007, 07:03 PM
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I banged Your grandma because im sexy as hell
Old 22-05-2007, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I need paris hilton cause I have double D's



Thats surprisingly accuruate
I take it from that you still have a nice pair of manbreasts then mate

Mine: I banged a hottie because im sexy as hell Wish that was true, the last girl i banged was rough as fuck
Old 22-05-2007, 08:35 PM
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I stabbed a hottie because I'm a pimp and your jealous



WTF????
Old 22-05-2007, 08:38 PM
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I banged a glass of milk because i love marijuana
Old 22-05-2007, 08:47 PM
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I smoked with Santa Claus because i have amazing BOOBS.
Old 22-05-2007, 08:59 PM
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Old 22-05-2007, 09:02 PM
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I shot, a dog, because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 09:31 PM
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i slept with your grandma because I smoke crack
Old 22-05-2007, 10:02 PM
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i shot a horse because the lil people told me to
Old 22-05-2007, 10:03 PM
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i ran naked with a pornstar because i'm a pimp and your jealous
Old 22-05-2007, 10:07 PM
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i killed your dealer because im a pimp and your jelous
Old 23-05-2007, 01:25 AM
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Fuck me!!! what color t-shirt is everyone guna be wearing 2mrrow

EDIT = or today even
Old 23-05-2007, 02:07 AM
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I stabbed a toothbrush because I am as sexy as hell? wtf???????



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