Fiddy

i met our lass through a mate, they both worked in the same place, they started seeing each other, didnt last long, then i started seeing her, and 9 years down the line were engaged with 4 kids.

rocky_robin

I met mine over the internet!!! No kidding!

No, not the 'Find a partner' ones! It was on a car forum www.peugeot-gti.net

We met by me posting Hello from Scotland. We got told by the heavy Mods to stop chatting about non-car related things (this was way back when forums were just kicking off), so I emailed her.

Soon I gave my number and after a few txt's back and forth, we met on a blind date! We were both bricking it, as I was hoping that she wasn't the size of a house and she was hoping that I didn't stink of weee! lol

We're getting married in Aug this year!

focusbird

He asked me if he could check out my nitrous installation

Paul Eggleton

I spat beer down the back of my now wife on a Sunday afternoon in the 'the Church' in Kings Cross.

This was nearly 8 years ago now

saphlover

Single

lead_foot

iTrader: (1)

I've known her for over 11 years now, we used to go to school together.

Toymota

Mike got talkin to my ex boyfriend over a year ago at a 'cruise'
me an my ex then split up and me an mike went out a few times. then i decided to get back with my ex but got back in touch with mike in august last year to see how he was doing. then we both split up with our partners and got together and now we live together

Phil79

I wish I hadn't

SapphyMike

im single LOL

angel24

At work. He worked on my fiesta turbo every time it broke... which was quite often.
We are getting married in August

jumpin jack crash

she was my recruitment consultant for 6 months... then kinda got together. had a row and didnt talk for a year then met up a few months back and been together since

scottbrown

Used to hang around with her sister, she was only 15 when I first met her, she had a boyfriend, waited till she was 16 and persuaded her to finish with her bf and get it on with me...

this was 7 years ago, been married for a year. I am 25, she is 23

Carlsworth

well....

mine has been with me through the most trying times..and many great times...

like, "wank marathon"....that was tough...

oh wrist...how i love you....


serious though..

in blackpool toon, took her out in the skyline, and cant get rid of her..
thinking of jacking her in for a better one,..but shes a genuine nice person....so a bit confused..

Sexy-RS

I met Alex through Sunny of here...... It was only supposed to be a prank call He asked me to ring a mate of his who was selling a cab and wind him up. So i did - I asked if it had stains on the seats and if there was anything i could do wink wink to get the price down Been together 4 years now

JohnnyB

pilling off my head in a club and she came and sat on my knee and asked me to rub her legs as they are realy smooth at the moment.

yes she was pilled up as well.

that was 13 years ago, we are married with two kids

DROPTOP

his current ones 29 and he's 20 he was knocking his mates missis and his current one is her mate ... and also the sister of his mate they dont talk anymore lol

rabmc

Basically on a stret corner drinking bukky !!!!!! love at first sight , been together 9 years since

JayKay

And I thought my chat up line was cheesy!!

Good on him my best at 17 was my 32 year old boss at the time (so he was doing bloody well with that 48yr old)

Some classics coming through here like folks

S1

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met her...

S1

Seriously though, met her in the local pub when her mate was getting blokes to check the size of her tits, one was massively bigger than the other.

Took her home and fucked her 7 times that night, more sex than we had for the next 7 years combined Glad to be shot TBH

Nash

iTrader: (3)

Known my missus 5years was my ex's mate, and one of my mates missus

Been together 2.5years now Fuck knows how she puts up with me, but i am glad she does. Love her to bits.

Stavros

You went out with a bird with a JeremyBeadle-spec boob for 7years?

None of my "how did you meet" ones were that great TBH, infact the 3 longest ones were birds i thought were sluts who i was gonna ruin, but they was that fit i wanted to do em some more, and without realising you end up going out with em

Best story was of a bird I never properly went out with, but its a good story, but dont count, so ill shutup

S1

Nah, her mate had the odd tits, she just had a big nose

Stavros

Thats nothing a swift headbutt and a good doctor wont sort

DROPTOP

S1

Followed by a sharp kick in the cunt for being such a fookin slag, oh and a dig at the new boyf resulting in a caution

Stavros

PMSL

DROPTOP

sooooo many lads get fucked over by birds! cant understand it myself.
then ive always got in there first so if they did do it i wouldnt care anyway

S1

There comes a time in life when you wanna settle down so you start to trust the devil's creatures, that's when it all goes tits up

Stavros

thats what i do pre-emptive strike

still pisses you off then, just not as much

last main one tho, she didnt do anything, but she caught me, so i was dumped, which was shit, as she was mint, and rich

but generally, i dont trust any girl enough to go out with em, hence why i end up accidently going out with em,

DROPTOP

mate ive trusted all of mine! well its more a 'what happens , happens' thing .... sort of a i dont care but i'll snap your legs if you do lol . fucking hypocrit though cos after 5 mins when im bored i wander . i like a nice one for the home and others for excitement

DROPTOP

thats it! get in there first. i never wanted anything more than boom with most of mine ( ok so most just got boom lol ) but the ones i long termed fucking sneaked it on me! next thing you know its some anniversary of some sort

DROPTOP

re the rich minter , i always!!!! find broke sluts hot but broke! then again you cant expect 17 year old chicks to be rich . im holding out now though ! if its not hot and rich it gets 1 bounce then its out

DROPTOP

to all the chat room couples ..... how do you explain that to your family!? have you got some fake cover story that you tell people so they dont think youre sad and lonely? (no offence but thats generally how its seen)

S3an

met my girlfriend at the solicitors where i went to get my divorce sorted, how ironic

DROPTOP

i tried to give the custody seargant some chat last time i got nicked , thought that would be a good pull apparently being a public nuicance isnt one of her turn ons

Smit

iTrader: (5)

Met mine at the Kiss dance party In Great Yarmouth...

I was in a caleet with 3 mates and she was in the room on the floor above us with 4 of her girl mates..

We kinda hit it off and gone from there...

been together 19 months

Stavros

worse than that, how do you explain meeting some bird whos from halfway accross the country?

when you barely ever leave the house/area?

and she still wearing her school uniform?

i knew someone (not a mate, but i knew him) who got with this girl when he was 23 n she was 15, and to this day her folks think he 4yrs younger than he is, and his folks think she 2yrs older, and they been together for about 5years i think!

unlucky for him i had sex with her a few times when they was engaged n she was 17. that'l teach the groomer

smitsturbo

met mine when i was at a party & she was there with her boyfreind, she even left him to come home with me that night

im still there 5 years later & sometimes wish she'd do it again