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Old 07-05-2007, 11:00 AM
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Default Colonic Irrigation.......... Anyone had it done????

Was watching something on it the there night and tbh looked quite good.........but not in a gay way

It said you feel SO SO much better, healthier ect once its done...and you can lose upto 5lb with all the shit that is stuck inside you

Anyone had it done???????
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know a couple of ppl that have had it done and they only say good things about it
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ginge has to have it done quite regular...
but through his mouth...


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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
ginge has to have it done quite regular...
but through his mouth...


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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
ginge has to have it done quite regular...
but through his mouth...


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Old 07-05-2007, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
ginge has to have it done quite regular...
but through his mouth...


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recon graice and dancossie have had it done a few times,,, usually friday and saturday nights after a few sniffs of animal nitraite
Old 07-05-2007, 11:04 AM
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It is true about what is cleansed but that normally sits there so you may well be 5lb lighter after it but give it a couple of days and you will be back at the same weight! Its not true weight loss but can give that effect in the short term

My g/f's mate gets it done (was going to say I give her shit for it but thats terrible), instead I have to pretend I don't know when she visits!
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would have thought in your job tiff it would be an easy thing for you
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its removes the undigested stuff though, the human body can have lots of undigested meat ect cause by tiffs pie eating and im guessing that tiff may have a issue with flatulance, its ment to help rid that i heard

maybe i should get it done cause theres times i can clear the building at work but ive found if i stay off the stellas it aint as bad
Old 07-05-2007, 11:24 AM
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one thing they told me after wards is because your gut is empty so you won't need to go for a shit for a couple of days lol
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
after a few sniffs of animal nitraite
animal nitrate? they been sniffing that shite band Suedes 3rd single?



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Old 07-05-2007, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pollocks
one thing they told me after wards is because your gut is empty so you won't need to go for a shit for a couple of days lol
Ideal if your going camping for a weekend then
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Originally Posted by richard_syko
Originally Posted by pollocks
one thing they told me after wards is because your gut is empty so you won't need to go for a shit for a couple of days lol
Ideal if your going camping for a weekend then
ideal for "camping" in more ways than one too i expect

get inside lads, plenty of room, ive been irrigated
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What does it cost anyway Whats the full effects? and do they just ramm a pipe up your shitty and suck?!
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think its 70 quid,,, ive been tempted
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
think its 70 quid,,, ive been tempted
Is that all!!



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CAnt see the point imo, as will soon get shitted up again. Just have hot curry soon blow out on all the cling on's.
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70 quid, fook that ,just spend 5 quid on a vindaloo and you will shit so much you will nearly turn yourself inside out
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Gets rid of bacteria that you need though so its not 100% perfect.
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ive seen it on telly aswell being done

tbh dont see the point unless you want to cheat at weight watchers or something

think they give you a laxative then shove a dyson up your arse for a bit

tiff you want to clear ypurself i have some proper laxative from the hospital called picolax

proper stuff that will completely empty you
Old 07-05-2007, 01:17 PM
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just shove the shower pipe up ya arse for a few secs, then hang over the bog for an hour
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Cheaper Method - When I was a kid there was a fountain in a public park (its still there but it has trolleys and scag needles in it now cos this was like over 10 years ago)

All the kids would sit on the fountain and lean back and forward to make water shoot out of the corresponding direction. Was funny (at the time cos I was a kid) made you look like you were doing a massive piss.

Anyway I shortly after had to run a mile to get home and only just made it to the toilet.

I cant remember whether I felt better for it, was not a nice experience though.
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you give yourself an enema
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
ive seen it on telly aswell being done

tbh dont see the point unless you want to cheat at weight watchers or something

think they give you a laxative then shove a dyson up your arse for a bit

tiff you want to clear ypurself i have some proper laxative from the hospital called picolax


proper stuff that will completely empty you
Spat my galaxy hot drink on my desk, thanks for that
Old 07-05-2007, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
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you give yourself an enema
Oh, boy is my face red!

I thought it was pretty much the same thing!

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Pmsl , i thought they stuck a pipe up your aRSe then sprayed like hot water or something up there
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Enema/ colonic irrigation, are they both the same thing?

One one of the randome channels on sky someone did it using wine, apparently it gets you pissed in a funny way
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So, in all seriousness... does this help lose your gut? I've a tiny beer gut, but im training at the moment... and its going, but slowly

I'll be the PF guinea pig... , I dont mind having something shoved up my arse so long as im gonna benefit from it
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I'll be the PF guinea pig... , I dont mind having some guys dong shoved up my arse so long as im gonna benefit from it
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PMSL!
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lets start a donation fund for radders to take something up his arse
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Originally Posted by rabmc
Pmsl , i thought they stuck a pipe up your aRSe then sprayed like hot water or something up there
i thought they put water up there as well

then it clears you out
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It's all water yeh...like through a see through hose pipe...and the woman on the tv programme I saw (years back) then had to go and shit clean water for about 10 mins...that must be fucking weird
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As mike strutter once said after a tandoori; "i don't mind taking a piss after dinner,but not out my fookin ass!"
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they insert water into your large and small intestine via a tube, it fills your stomach up and all of your intestines with water, and flushes everything back out, if you suffer from constipation it can help the colon contract back to a normal size instead of being severely overstretched due to the accumulation of faeces,

supposed to be very uncomfortable though, id love one to see if it makes u feel any better

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tiff get the info and me and radders will join you,,,, it can be similer to the passionford piss up

just a passionford shit-up

serious though ill be interested in testing that as ive got shite guts
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
tiff get the info and me and radders will join you,,,, it can be similer to the passionford piss up

just a passionford shit-up

serious though ill be interested in testing that as ive got shite guts
Im well up for it!!!
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Originally Posted by G.B Turbo Solutions
ginge has to have it done quite regular...
but through his mouth...


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