Mum was washing up in the kitchen listening to her little boy playing with his train set in the living room.

She could hear him; "Would all the fucking passengers getting on the train, get on the fucker right now!!! And would all the fuckers getting off, get the fuck off right now please!!!"

Mum stormed into the room, gave him a good telling off and sent him to his room for an hour to cool off.

An hour and ten minutes later she heard; "Would all the passengers getting on the train, please hurry as it will be leaving in one minute! And would all the passengers getting off, please get off immediately. And for all delayed passengers, please blame the fat cunt in the kitchen"

 

 

pmsl

 

fpmsl Heard it before, but couldn't remember the punchline.

 

 

 

ditto,...fooking class