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Old 09-03-2007, 08:57 PM
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Id go after the goat, and make sure I got it.. Id then kill it and eat that, then use whats left of the body for my sexual needs
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Id go after the goat, and make sure I got it.. Id then kill it and eat that, then use whats left of the body for my sexual needs
Who said there was a goat

And if there was, you've got a sick and twisted world perspective
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SHIT ive just realised there was a whole page ive missed
Old 09-03-2007, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SafeChav
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Id go after the goat, and make sure I got it.. Id then kill it and eat that, then use whats left of the body for my sexual needs
Who said there was a goat

And if there was, you've got a sick and twisted world perspective
I was hoping there would be...



Old 09-03-2007, 09:15 PM
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Find the shit the goats shat out!

It only eats grass right? It'll line the stomach at least.
Old 09-03-2007, 09:25 PM
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I don't reckon you would cut anything of if you believed that goat.

The pain in cutting something off would be savage, you certainly wouldn't feel like eating. Plus, a toe is not going to fill you up, maybe an hour, then you would think, "bugger my stump hurts, and my belly is hungry again"

Plus, who's to say someone didn't stick that note on that goat years ago for the crack, could have been fooling poor stranded buggers for year.

I would personally concerntrate on keeping hydrated. If i was to eat anything i would thing dirty thoughts so there was more to eat
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How about making a cut somewhere and drinking some of your own blood!
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Originally Posted by S1
How about making a cut somewhere and drinking some of your own blood!
fuck that, thats painful!! just drink your piss
Old 10-03-2007, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by S1
How about making a cut somewhere and drinking some of your own blood!
blood is bad in your stomach.. too much of it will kil you, not a good plan.... i think i would use my phone and call for help... or eat grass and drink piss...
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