Funny Valentines Day rhymes?
11-02-2007, 01:39 PM
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Re: Funny Valentines Day rhymes?
Originally Posted by Oranoco
Roses are red,
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch,
you're gonna get fisted
What others are there?
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch,
you're gonna get fisted
What others are there?
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12-02-2007, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jemma
Originally Posted by AJ THE PF GOD
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
your gonna get ass raped ho
Violets are blue,
your gonna get ass raped ho
13-02-2007, 12:09 AM
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Roses are r red,
Violets r blue,
God made me pretty,
but wat happend 2 u!
roses are red,
violets are blue,
a kippers a fish,
dat smell like you
roses are red
violets are blue
big deal
roses are red
violets are blue
I have short term memory loss...
roses are red
Roses are red
violets are blue
dont touch me
or i'll sue you
Roses are red
violets are blue
I luv your sister
More than you!
But the Roses are wilted
The Violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
roses are red
violets are blue
you got nice minge
fancy a screw?
Roses are der
violets are lube
I'm delexic
How bout u?
Violets r blue,
God made me pretty,
but wat happend 2 u!
roses are red,
violets are blue,
a kippers a fish,
dat smell like you
roses are red
violets are blue
big deal
roses are red
violets are blue
I have short term memory loss...
roses are red
Roses are red
violets are blue
dont touch me
or i'll sue you
Roses are red
violets are blue
I luv your sister
More than you!
But the Roses are wilted
The Violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
roses are red
violets are blue
you got nice minge
fancy a screw?
Roses are der
violets are lube
I'm delexic
How bout u?
13-02-2007, 12:16 AM
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Some i''ve made up just for this thread. 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Two in the goo
one in the poo
When we fell out
It really made me think
Two in the pink
one in the sink
When i first met you.
I felt a sharp pain in my heart
I knew this would happen and this was the start
All of a sudden i began to eraticly fart,
It killed off them flowes you bought me.
I bought you nothing, What a stupid tart.
I know i should of bought you the world
But i was such a tight fisted cunt
Your minge smelt of a fish market
I'm sorry it has to be so blunt
When you opend up your legs
I wanted to run away with fear
Instead i stayed and licked you fishy pussy
It made you smile from ear to ear.
Altough i looked very happy
Deep down i was feeling sad
The fact that you hadn't bathed in weeks
Made me really mad
If you still would like a present
you will like to know there's still hoap
While i was out shopping at asda i bought you a bar of soap
More to come when i can be arsed...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Two in the goo
one in the poo
When we fell out
It really made me think
Two in the pink
one in the sink
When i first met you.
I felt a sharp pain in my heart
I knew this would happen and this was the start
All of a sudden i began to eraticly fart,
It killed off them flowes you bought me.
I bought you nothing, What a stupid tart.
I know i should of bought you the world
But i was such a tight fisted cunt
Your minge smelt of a fish market
I'm sorry it has to be so blunt
When you opend up your legs
I wanted to run away with fear
Instead i stayed and licked you fishy pussy
It made you smile from ear to ear.
Altough i looked very happy
Deep down i was feeling sad
The fact that you hadn't bathed in weeks
Made me really mad
If you still would like a present
you will like to know there's still hoap
While i was out shopping at asda i bought you a bar of soap
More to come when i can be arsed...
13-02-2007, 12:19 AM
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When i shagged your sister
I began to feel all wrong
The fact that she was always avaliable
And doesen't wear a size 22 thong...
Your fat, You stink of shit and you never brush your teeth
In the 15 years we were married, All i ever recieved was grief.
I began to feel all wrong
The fact that she was always avaliable
And doesen't wear a size 22 thong...
Your fat, You stink of shit and you never brush your teeth
In the 15 years we were married, All i ever recieved was grief.
13-02-2007, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
When i shagged your sister
I began to feel all wrong
The fact that she was always avaliable
And doesen't wear a size 22 thong...
Your fat, You stink of shit and you never brush your teeth
In the 15 years we were married, All i ever recieved was grief.
I began to feel all wrong
The fact that she was always avaliable
And doesen't wear a size 22 thong...
Your fat, You stink of shit and you never brush your teeth
In the 15 years we were married, All i ever recieved was grief.
ARFPMSL
13-02-2007, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
13-02-2007, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
13-02-2007, 09:49 AM
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Your smile is brilliant and dazzling,
Your teeth are so perfectly white,
Do you use a particular toothpaste?
Do you brush them morning and night?
For they light up the room when you laugh,
You smile and how my heart soars
For your teeth are so brilliant and dazzling
But there's a rumour they're not really yours.
Your teeth are so perfectly white,
Do you use a particular toothpaste?
Do you brush them morning and night?
For they light up the room when you laugh,
You smile and how my heart soars
For your teeth are so brilliant and dazzling
But there's a rumour they're not really yours.
13-02-2007, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
13-02-2007, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
13-02-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Zetec Andy
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
But I wanna fucking shake his hand
thats fucking funny shit
13-02-2007, 12:59 PM
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The roses are red
The violets are blue
get down on that floor
and i'll give it to you
roses are red
violets are blue
someone looks sexy
but its not you
roses are red
violets are blue
suger is sweet
and so are you
The violets are blue
get down on that floor
and i'll give it to you
roses are red
violets are blue
someone looks sexy
but its not you
roses are red
violets are blue
suger is sweet
and so are you
13-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Zetec Andy
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
But I wanna fucking shake his hand
thats fucking funny shit
Have a look for the milkman one
13-02-2007, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveZS
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Zetec Andy
Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Wheres the link to that valentine movie with the fucked up bloke that ends with her getting killed and him having a wank?
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm
But I wanna fucking shake his hand
thats fucking funny shit
Have a look for the milkman one
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