snow warning look out
08-02-2007 | 02:12 AM
#81
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
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From: Oxfordshire
Originally Posted by Benni
Personally, I think they bullshit us so we go out and spend lots on food etc, Because they know were all gullable cunts who go out on a shopping rampage for food, Fire lighters, Thick blankets etc knocking down old women in the process just to make sure you are 'Well stocked'. The shops make a fortune, We get no snow, And you rampagers look a cunt.
None still... 3am
JAmes.
08-02-2007 | 03:33 PM
#83
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 805
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From: Oxfordshire
I went to bed at 430 - No snow at all. Woke up at 8am with someone revving their engine trying to get out their drive, lots of snoW!!!!
I clearly missed a pretty heavy snow fall
Ahh well at least there is some. We came home from uni to find out housemates had made this.
I think it needs bigger boobs, but one of our housemates girlfriends wouldnt let the other house mate put massive ones on. I think she felt a bit self concious. Its either getting a bigger chest or turned into a cock tonight though
JAmes.
I clearly missed a pretty heavy snow fall
Ahh well at least there is some. We came home from uni to find out housemates had made this.
I think it needs bigger boobs, but one of our housemates girlfriends wouldnt let the other house mate put massive ones on. I think she felt a bit self concious. Its either getting a bigger chest or turned into a cock tonight though
JAmes.
08-02-2007 | 06:16 PM
#84
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ROFL @ the above pic 
As predicted tho, fucking country came to a standstill today cos of a few inches of soft white fluffy stuff
Took me over 2hrs to make a 40min journey today - purely cos EVERY cunt in front of me wouldn't dare going over 2mph 
I overtook 4 cars and I never even broke the 5mph barrier! (Before anyone harps off - it was on a completely straight stretch of road, wide, flat, with LONG clear views and NOTHING coming in the oncoming direction)
What made me laugh tho, was every fooker wouldn't go over 2mph, but STILL travelled nose to tail with the car in front! Not me - I left BIG gaps between me and the arctic in front, so I could have a bit of fun in it
Nailing it to see how fast I could get the speedo to read whilst going at less than 1mph And seeing if I could get the van to "drift" in a perfectly straight line with the handbrake locked
Did get into one spot tho - had to take a few backroads to bypass some traffic, and one road is on a downward slope, turned in doing about 2mph, and began to coast down it (no gas) but for some reason I declutched before applying footbrake (gently) to control speed - course, 4 wheel drift ensued, coming close to kissing a parked Focus I corrected the drift, only to see myself travelling towards, still drifting - now in opposite direction, another parked car. After a few corrections and a bit off "ooh, shit, lol" I got it straight and just sat in 1st gear with no throttle and it glided along nicely - that was fun
As predicted tho, fucking country came to a standstill today cos of a few inches of soft white fluffy stuff
Took me over 2hrs to make a 40min journey today - purely cos EVERY cunt in front of me wouldn't dare going over 2mph I overtook 4 cars and I never even broke the 5mph barrier! (Before anyone harps off - it was on a completely straight stretch of road, wide, flat, with LONG clear views and NOTHING coming in the oncoming direction)What made me laugh tho, was every fooker wouldn't go over 2mph, but STILL travelled nose to tail with the car in front! Not me - I left BIG gaps between me and the arctic in front, so I could have a bit of fun in it
Nailing it to see how fast I could get the speedo to read whilst going at less than 1mph And seeing if I could get the van to "drift" in a perfectly straight line with the handbrake locked Did get into one spot tho - had to take a few backroads to bypass some traffic, and one road is on a downward slope, turned in doing about 2mph, and began to coast down it (no gas) but for some reason I declutched before applying footbrake (gently) to control speed - course, 4 wheel drift ensued, coming close to kissing a parked Focus
I corrected the drift, only to see myself travelling towards, still drifting - now in opposite direction, another parked car. After a few corrections and a bit off "ooh, shit, lol" I got it straight and just sat in 1st gear with no throttle and it glided along nicely - that was fun
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