Cawood

i hate cats!!!

im sure all the local cats no this as they all seem to want to shit outside my gate, just behind the back of the cossie so every time i want to get some thing out of the boot or i simply leave my house i tread in cat shit!!!

also since its always just behind the cossie i always drive through it and then it sprays it all up the side of the car

what the fuck can i do to stop cats shitting there!?!?!? tried Jeyes Fluid but that dunt last n i cant afford to buy 4 litres of that every week

is it time for a air rifle or is there a more humain way (i hope there isn't )

this has been going on 2 years now! since i moved in!!!!

Mark V8

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This is always a fun subject on here
I hate cats too, but you will be told that they always bury their crap out of the way and are harmless little creatures that have the right to roam free.

I tried a sonic cat repeler and it worked for a while then packed up

Mark

Rhys

If i caught you trying to shot my cat, i would be around your and fire that fucking gun up your arse!

Cawood

n i'd just shoot you as well then!

being a bit extreme, wouldn't really shoot one (although i do feel like it sometimes)

even got a cat of my own (well its the birds)

but i do need a solution to stop the shitting outside my house

antony215

Ive herd putting orange peel down is ment to keep them away as the dont like the smell dont know if it works but might be worth a go

escort mk6

aye, cats dont like orange peel, mine dont anyway as we gave it a try after we heard about it before

Cawood

think what i'll do is just cover the whole area in orange peel n jeyes fluid

put shit loads down, see if that does owt

RS2300 - whats these cat repeller thingys?

truthordare

There is a product you can buy, its called get off my garden ( honestly) cats and dogs hate the smell of it but I don't think it smells bad to people, I used it some time ago and it worked, also works if you have a bitch in heat, it stops dogs peeing on your front step, probably works out cheaper than jeyes too.

Debs

Cawood

cheers debbie, i'll av a scan for that

biglee

cats.... nothin but a pain in the ass.... scrachin everythin for a start... the orange peel works well, tried this on my diveway nd i saw no cats...

LUKE2711

get yourself to a zoo and get some lion or tiger turds bury it under some soil and the problem cats wont be back as they dont go onto much bigger cats territory couple of my mates have said this DOES work

Cawood

im not going to a zoo n asking for some tiger shit!!

n im certainly not gonna try sly my way in n nick it!!

LUKE2711

fair enough

pacificzetecturbo

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Someone else with a simalar problem to me! have all the neigbours cats coming into my garage through the cat flap and shitting on my garage floor!!!! my freezer is in the garage so everytime i go out there to get some food im greeted by a potent smell of cat shit! cant lock the cat flap as my cats wouldnt be able to get out so what do i do??

RapidRS

You can get the collers with the magnets on that open the cat-flaps with the magnetic lock on them. We had this with our moggy a few years back and worked a treat as only ythey can get in and out (does depend on if your cat already wears a coller).

As for shooting cats, having had ours shot outside the house for no reason, then believe me, if I found out who it was, you'd be on the receiving end of a revenge that you'd never forget!

pacificzetecturbo

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Yea thats the problem neither of them wear a collar and i've tried putting one on and they just sketch out to the point you have to take them off so thats not really an option. Whats this repellant you can put down?

CossieRich

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i also dislike cats, but thats because im allergic to the silly little cunts

Cawood

lol, ours went mental when we first put a collar on it! jumping all the place n throwing itself into walls!

got used to it tho after about 15min

Christian and Beccy

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Most people on here know my opinion on those that suggest any cruelty to cats. Infact any animals. For the record I fucking hate dogs but that doesn't make me want to kill them or put chemicals down to stop them doing their business.

My Mum lost an absolutely gorgeous full pedigree German Shepherd a few years because a wanker who used to jog along a particular track decided that he had enough of standing in dog-shit, so he spread rat-poison. Her's wasn't one of the one's whose shit he was standing in yet, he died.

Birds shit on my car, but I don't shoot them. That's life. Just deal with it.

I also fucking hate it when next-doors kids kick their football over my fence. In the Summer I have to throw it back EVERY day, I imagine it's just a matter of time before it hits the car or the greenhouse. Perhaps I should cover it in Anthrax before I throw it back?

WTF is the Jeyes fluid all about?

Martyn

I agree with Christian.

Pepper dust from a garden centre is a safe way of keeping cats from going in a certain area, you have to renew it every so often if it has rained alot, but its cheap and dont harm them

COMEDY DAN

Cats were around a lot longer beforer we were so have far more rights than us...

Unfortunately its just the way it is and you will have to just deal with it.

Orange peel works well but looks unsiteley scatered all over your driveway....LOL

Better a load of arange peel than catshit though....

Cawood

just some sort of liquid repellant that you can spray down, not poison or owt

666 de' vil

catch me

Christian and Beccy

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Marigolds are supposed to deter cats......

I mean these.....




Not these......



Not sure how true it is though.

RST

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MWF

LOL!

Coincidentally if you ever need to pick an particularly irate cat up a pair of oven gloves makes you invincible to them.

tregmatt

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i had the same trouble i put orange peel down and that done the trick try it it works

sabres74

I have found that one or more of these usually do the trick

truthordare

You're welcome.

Debs

SassyRS

We have the same problem as our drive is stones they love to dig and shit all over it, then u walk on it and step in all the crap... esp the kids when there outside playing.

Fucks me right off, dirty scummy creatures

Shouldnt be allowed to roam the streets there horrid

FastFordChris

thats ment to fook up the cats nose.

you sure its a cat and not foxes? as the crap everywhere!

AlexD

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PESTCLEAR-OUTD...QQcmdZViewItem

This should do it.........

I have two cats, they still use the crapper tray indoors even when they go outside

They start in the garden and ebay it is !

But watch it tho they can be dangerous..

harry..gti

we just evoled and they didnt what have cats ever done for the world except look cute at times.

Eagle

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i know ...

Cawood

and what do you know eagle, please share it with us

Diamonds.

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we spray "Cif Spray" and they dont like it. cats used to rip black bags open when out for the dustbin men spray the bags with that and they dont touch them anymore.

spray it where ya walk and they stop and shit elsewhere.

Mark_w

I had this same problem last year and tried all the orange peel,hanging cd's,sprays,gels and every other old wives tale to repel cats...my local cats just laughed at them as they do not work and are a waste of money i then bought one of these bad boys in the link and i can honestly say it was brilliant...you could hear the little bastards screeching as they got a soaking in the middle of the night and then scrambling over my garden fence to get away quick...i used it for 3 months and have never had a cat in my garden for the last 18 months since,they hate water it may seem expensive but it works and i spent £30 on other crap sprays and powder which didnt work...trust me and get this before wasting your money... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CONTECH-SCAREC...QQcmdZViewItem

mark

GazzaG

When i had my cats they always used to shit in the garden or in cat trays
Which dident bother me
but both went ill and they started pissing all over the house
now my mum had to have them put down as the piss we couldent stand as t was soo strong and they was in agony and the vets sugested it was the best thing, no other cats hardly shit in my garden as i have two dogs so that cures it, but whats anoing is at my grandads were my cars parked is cats keep going to next doors for food as they feed them and they run across my roof and bonet and it does half piss me off as they scratch it,

they also piss and shit at the gate and on the lawn and its pissing me off now, they also like to scratch the slipttle (fuck knows why) but it was painted and its all cracked now.

am going to try orange peel and pepper dust when i can be arsed, but will it stop them running across my bonnet?

IckleMissBish

The most annoying thing is when you've just washed your car and the bugger runs over it!

Or so I've been told by the people who's clean car has just been dirtied by my cat

ECU Monitor Enthusiast

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Heres a cheaper option and my neigbour swears by it.......

SERIOUSLY....

Get an empty 2 litre coke/pop bottle - must be transparent - remove all labels

Fill it with 3/4s full of plain water and tighten cap firmly.

Place the bottle in the place you want the cats to keep away from.
Must be laid down horizontally.

His front garden has two of these bottle on and never gets cat shit.
Mine does get littered occasionally......no bottles though.