Porkie

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I need a nerd!

Trying to play or chat with Renton on XBOX live and I can't!!

Can talk to others and so can he but we both get 'unable to connect to host' when we try and play each other!!!

I just bought him the whole set up as a pressie and him and Sean are the only people I wanna play so this is most fooking annoying!!!

I need jims number!!! Calamity Galbally will sort it!

Anonymous

GARETH T

have you been reading phils book again "how to make friends and influence people"?

Porkie

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I said I need a nerd not a sad middle aged, wannabe gangster, internet trol loser, who talks endlessly about asses and gays in a sad attempt to get attention from anybody so that he feels his life finally has meaning and that he isn't a sad loser whose only friends are canine and thats only because he feeds them....

and you can fook off as well you welsh cock

Jim is a mate and knows I like him.... he is a good bloke


for a Nerd

Physio

Ooooooo sailor

Physio

ooooooooooooo

Anonymous

Gareth thats the thing about some folk they think they are above others..we are all equal..just cause some have more money than others ...May i suggest the only nerd is porkie for playing xbox live

Anonymous

....better than being an utter COCK imo.

cfoster

You got a pm Porkie!!!

Boschman - got your old yellow M3 on me drive at the mo!! (Had to pick it up for Jim!). Gutted I didnt buy it now!!

Porkie

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When have I EVER gone on about money or made out I am better than anyone???

AJ and gareth have both met me?? Guys did you think I was a pretentious cock???


Its YOU who goes on endlessly about Ferraris and AMG mercs.... and puts people down!!!

Thanks Chris

GARETH T

EVERYONE is above me phil,,, im welsh and drive an escort

Anonymous

cfoster it was a good car


....Porkie...i live in a semi bungalow and spend my cash on cars instead of a better house..that makes me an idiot mate..not a bragger.

aduz

Anonymous

Gareth how true mate

Physio

Not pretentious, just a cock

Only messing Lee

Top bloke imo

Phil - you make me laugh dude

GARETH T

no mate,, your one of the most genuine and generous person ive had the pleasure of meeting! thats no joke aswell! some of the stuff ive seen you do (going out of your way) to please people (and me) on here is inspiring!

AND I MEAN THAT!

Porkie

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Thanks mate

AND you didn't come to the uberbling Gumball party I invited you too!!! You would want to have my babies then. Cuban brothers and Jaykay live together with free Champagne and wall to wall sluts .... BLING

Phil, poke that up your ass!!!

Anonymous

Well Gareth its all very well you saying that i have never met him..but i did get a 1 in the morning lecture off him once Patronising or what

I am sure away from the net and alcohol he is a lovely bloke..bit like me

Stop the hate Porkie you have a lot going for you.

GARETH T

i did try and go lee,,, but i couldnt hear you on the phone
i was fucking gutted i missed jaykay!

so i ending up in some shitty club in london

Porkie

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Phil, you came on MY thread and rolled your eyes!!!

Then you started accusing me of doing things I don't do and being someone I am not!!!

Was that productive???

why else would you do what you did other than to antagonise me and wind me up and cause trouble and get yourself attention???

YOU are the one that needs to take a look at themselves. I don't bait you or attempt to wind you up ever.

That phone call was an attempt to make friends and give you some genuine advice...

YOU turned it nasty.

Ask anyone... I am NOT a bad person!!!!

Spiky

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Porkie


ive met you a few times,


gotta say, top bloke and was glad i could help you back at national day a few years ago

though soon i may ask for a favour some advice on track driving

Anonymous

Porkie do you normally phone people up at 1 in the morning when the vast majority are in bed? ..I call that hostile pal..if you needed a chat why not use NON vampire hours?

I dont dispute that you arnt a nice guy.....if you wish to chat call me at normal hours thats all i ask.

Smudge

Porkie,

Dont know if this helps http://forums.xbox.com/9846235/ShowPost.aspx

Smudge

Porkie

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No worries, I LOVE teaching... and am pretty good at it as well I think.

AJ was WANK..... laughably all over the gaff! and after one little session with me I have to say he was flying! He was a natural. I BET you will be as well

I paid loads for instruction time and its great to pass on the tips and what I have learnt

Spiky

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excellent

look forward to the lessons

Anonymous

..lol...all you have done is brag on this thread..i guess i was right.

RichardPON

Phil you chimp! That was never 1 a.m. I was there too!

You're well off the mark too. Lee PROPERLY helped me out of a tricky situation last year that could have been very awkward indeed. Talk about above and beyond.

This isn't supposed to be a "big up Lee" kiss his arse thread, but if you're going to jump on and start throwing accusations around, you want to get your facts straight mate.

Adrian

Phil

Lee has asked for advice from a specific member of this board.

YOU came on this thread with really helpful input.

You are the one coming across as a cock, I have never met you as you never stray past your front door.

Lee on the other hand I have met and is in no way pretentious, a cock or anything else you have listed him have.

Top guy on all accounts, well we were both taking the piss out of Mike changing his brake pads at Snetterton, so makes him a top man in my books

Carry on with this Phil and you WILL be banned.

Physio

I was crap

Spiky, Lee's a good teacher, knows his stuff around the track

Here's him in action whilst teaching me the lines etc in my evo

RichardPON

Not only were you crap, but you turned up to a trackday with snow tyres on your high performance vehicle.

You're a driving instructor - you should understand what it's like dealing with people that dumb!

Anonymous

Adrain...yes you throw your status about

FACT porkie called at after midnight..ok may not have been 1am but close

So Adrain you think it is ok to call people "NERDS"?

arkley

I don't know you mate but that makes you sound like a top bloke

Anonymous

ADRAIN to add you mention i never leave my house..how do you know..did you hear it on the internet? I always find it such a poor attempt at slander using that line...just because you have nothing else on me...unlike your goodself my life doesnt revolve around internet people..i have a life Try it...maybe come down this area to meet me?


If you dont like me then ban me you know you want to,i beleive you havent yet so get it on your belt...you will be hero status.

Get over it..its the NET we all cant get on..power corrupts dont be the same as others without knowin the REAL me..Rainbird is guilty of this and i lost my respect for him over it..ir showed he didnt like me..dont be the same.

KEEP IT REAL.

DanRSturbo

Regardless of the issues between Phil and Lee,

Did you manage to get hold of jimbob Lee ? Or have you still got the issue ?

Wait till you get the online gaming bug m8, it's legendary

Physio

Look, the weather report said we were expecting snow

Nash

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Well i have called one of my mates super nerd or uber geek for years, and he's never taken it as anything other than the bit of fun that it is.

DanRSturbo

I take no offence at being called a geek or a nerd, we all have special talents

Lee Reynolds

u dont mention it ever lee i didnt know you were 'well off' until someone told me

Lee Reynolds

to what song?

89xr2

I've never seen him mention it but kinda figured it out by the cars he owns Not to mention saving up for a carrera GT