I never get ill, this is the first time i'v been ill in ten years with something other than broken bones, i feel like if been hut by a bus, sore all over, cant keep food down, my partner says i'm just a woose. she wont even give me sympathy.

 

You are a wuss

 

i hear man flu is so bad oh poor you
how would women cope if they got it

 

 

so what you really mean is youve got a bit of a sniffle, and think that the world should stop until you get better, and your incapable of doing anything that takes the tiniest amount of energy.....