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Old 02-02-2007, 10:57 AM
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how long has rod/mad held the title now ???
2/3 years is it ?
About the same time that I have not had a car!
That's fighting talk . You have a car NOW, so what are you going to do about Rod's record ?
not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
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Old 02-02-2007, 11:00 AM
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
Yes, as Martin has forgotten how to drive a quick car . He'll have to get Mark to drive it for him .
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?

I think the Escort will do 200mph... which we be amazing for an allrounder but I think the Record will be 210 or even 215 by then
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Old 02-02-2007, 11:39 AM
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?

I think the Escort will do 200mph... which we be amazing for an allrounder but I think the Record will be 210 or even 215 by then
While others were gazing at the pictures of Martins car, I checked the Spec & then on to Giken to check available gear ratios. If this is a track car its fairly easy to see what was probably fitted. This suggests Martins car will max out at around 202mph if the true Power of the car is as stated. My own car , if my new engine makes the Power we expect will max out at about 205mph OFF NITROUS. Please dont ask the on Nitrous speed with the New 'push' system because I think its going to be decided by other factors like balls & fear cos the maths say it should exceed 215 but any thing over 212 & we will call it a day forever.
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?

I think the Escort will do 200mph... which we be amazing for an allrounder but I think the Record will be 210 or even 215 by then
While others were gazing at the pictures of Martins car, I checked the Spec & then on to Giken to check available gear ratios. If this is a track car its fairly easy to see what was probably fitted
Argh... but you don't know about the Compo CXT's that Compomotive have specially made for him in 9x20
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?

I think the Escort will do 200mph... which we be amazing for an allrounder but I think the Record will be 210 or even 215 by then
While others were gazing at the pictures of Martins car, I checked the Spec & then on to Giken to check available gear ratios. If this is a track car its fairly easy to see what was probably fitted
Argh... but you don't know about the Compo CXT's that Compomotive have specially made for him in 9x20

They will deffo push the Topspeed up to 231mph must admit Id forgotten that crafty mod. .
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
Yes, as Martin has forgotten how to drive a quick car . He'll have to get Mark to drive it for him .
If I catch you saying that again I WILL lay you out next time I see you!
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
Yes, as Martin has forgotten how to drive a quick car . He'll have to get Mark to drive it for him .
If I catch you saying that again I WILL lay you out next time I see you!
now that IS fighting talk, but what you going to do about Rod's record
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
Yes, as Martin has forgotten how to drive a quick car . He'll have to get Mark to drive it for him .
If I catch you saying that again I WILL lay you out next time I see you!
now that IS fighting talk, but what you going to do about Rod's record
He's obviously been at the Asti Spu-mante again .
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
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not get within 10mph of it is my best guess
So you reckon Martoon's new car will be slower than the old one?
Yes, as Martin has forgotten how to drive a quick car . He'll have to get Mark to drive it for him .
If I catch you saying that again I WILL lay you out next time I see you!
now that IS fighting talk, but what you going to do about Rod's record
Wait and see but whatever I achieve will be based on pure muscle!
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:32 PM
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You going to push the car?
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
You going to push the car?
He's obviously been at the Asti Spu-mante again
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
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You going to push the car?
He's obviously been at the Asti Spu-mante again
Who? Me or Homo? I would never drink that shite so it must be homo..
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
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You going to push the car?
He's obviously been at the Asti Spu-mante again
Who? Me or Homo? I would never drink that shite so it must be homo..
Yep, pissed as arseholes . So when you letting Mark drive?
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WTF are you doing out of bed!






















Back Before mummy notices!
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
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You going to push the car?
He's obviously been at the Asti Spu-mante again
Who? Me or Homo? I would never drink that shite so it must be homo..
Yep, pissed as arseholes . So when you letting Mark drive?
Getting close...
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:51 PM
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WTF are you doing out of bed!






















Back Before mummy notices!
Your misses said I had to go, to stop her from walking like John Wayne in the morning .
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:54 PM
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Mike you knob jockey.............She just read that............And replied.................Wait for it.................









"You & Dave told me he was gay, well TBH he did seem alittle camp!!"
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S'funny, 'cos if I was gay, why would I have photos of her on my PC with very little clothes on? Can post them up if you don't believe me?
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Will you let Mark drive yours when its finished?
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
S'funny, 'cos if I was gay, why would I have photos of her on my PC with very little clothes on? Can post them up if you don't believe me?

Thats easy though Mike.......................Its called Google!




Mwahahaha - Did you get that SMS message
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Ps she said you looked like tom hanks with that beenie on at Donny............





Hands up who knows what film!........................
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S'funny, 'cos if I was gay, why would I have photos of her on my PC with very little clothes on? Can post them up if you don't believe me?

Thats easy though Mike.......................Its called Google!




Mwahahaha - Did you get that SMS message
So google has pictures of you misses in the altogether now?

I did, and you know that, as I replied to it, whereby you sent me a picture of Dave for some strange reason .
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TOP OF THE CLASS!!
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[quote="Mike Rainbird"]
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whereby you sent me a picture of Dave for some strange reason .
Tania's never seen a picture of FAT DAVE I thought you'd appriciate it!
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I'm sure all the people on PF haven't seen a picture of Tania almost naked either . Would you like me to oblige?
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Ahh its just clicked what picture you're banging on about!

Is it the one where she's baring all on the sofa!
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Ahh its just clicked what picture you're banging on about!

Is it the one where she's baring all on the sofa!
On the sofa, in the lounge in front of the fire place and in the swimming pool .
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Well thats this thread fucked then! Getting boring anyhow!
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Ahh its just clicked what picture you're banging on about!

Is it the one where she's baring all on the sofa!
Can I see please? Just out of interest
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Ahh its just clicked what picture you're banging on about!

Is it the one where she's baring all on the sofa!
Can I see please? Just out of interest
FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!



Next you'll be saying its for medical Purposes
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Ahh its just clicked what picture you're banging on about!

Is it the one where she's baring all on the sofa!
Can I see please? Just out of interest
FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!



Next you'll be saying its for medical Purposes
No problem I will ask direct I'm sure danger has her number
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Absolute pair of barstards!

Wait till i inform Jen & Jax..........Then they'll be murders!
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I'll email them to you on Monday, as they are on my works computer .
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...you have to remember the only cock mikes bird gets is mine which makes me a daddy
But you'e a jaffa .
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