Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
> wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
> > The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,"Yes, I'm positive..."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
> > but don't start anything."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
> > beer please, and one for the road."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>
> > Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this>
taste
> funny to you?"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home. "That
sounds>
> like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
> > Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly,
"I>
> was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said >
> Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
> look at either.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed;
is>
> there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a >
> look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks >
> his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?
>
> Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are >
> five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom >
or
> my dad or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Li Chen.
But
> I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I didn't see
> any.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
> couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
too
> high."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
> "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
> cant - I've cut off your arms!"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > I went to a seafood disco last week . and pulled a mussel.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
>
> the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it
too.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> > Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day
> > just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the
> > morning: We're all government workers!
> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
> Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It
> won't work and you can't fire it.
> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
> Do you know why a Civil Service never goes to the window and checks the
> > weather in the morning? He'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

some gud uns

 

some corkers there mate ,