Hi my name is Phil....
25-01-2007 | 08:45 AM
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Hi my name is Phil....
...and i am a born again PassionFord user.
During my 2 week ban i had a labotomy and a couple of rounds of electric shock therapy....and TBH i do feel good...all my gay tendencies have vanished not to mention the beastiality....my dog was well put out when he spread his legs like normal and i just rubbed his belly!..Only a real bone for him now!
Also i was visted by an undercover moderator known as The Diva it later transpired
My dogs are well pissed as i promised then a moderator one day if any showed up 
Still its good to be back...and "YOU" cant stop me
Its not about how many friends you think you have its about keeping it real....and that dont get you popularity
During my 2 week ban i had a labotomy and a couple of rounds of electric shock therapy....and TBH i do feel good...all my gay tendencies have vanished not to mention the beastiality....my dog was well put out when he spread his legs like normal and i just rubbed his belly!..Only a real bone for him now!
Also i was visted by an undercover moderator known as The Diva it later transpired
My dogs are well pissed as i promised then a moderator one day if any showed up Still its good to be back...and "YOU" cant stop me
Its not about how many friends you think you have its about keeping it real....and that dont get you popularity
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25-01-2007 | 09:41 AM
#25
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
..the same shit Simon.
Oh big news is my Saff is being broken up...parts for sale soon!..Engine is SOLD
Oh big news is my Saff is being broken up...parts for sale soon!..Engine is SOLD
25-01-2007 | 09:41 AM
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Mike that is an unfair statement...i dont look to be banned mate...reality hurts many people of the higher level
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you I AM CURED of 
syndrome
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you
I AM CURED of syndrome
25-01-2007 | 09:44 AM
#31
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
Mike that is an unfair statement...i dont look to be banned mate...reality hurts many people of the higher level
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you I AM CURED of syndrome
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you
I AM CURED of syndrome That sounds more like an illness than a cure .
25-01-2007 | 09:44 AM
#32
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
Mike that is an unfair statement...i dont look to be banned mate...reality hurts many people of the higher level
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you I AM CURED of syndrome
Hey you know what Mike....i didnt get a stirring in my pants whilst posting this to you
I AM CURED of syndrome That sounds more like an illness than a cure .
25-01-2007 | 09:59 AM
#36
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
Originally Posted by coziboy
what a long 2 weeks thank fuck your back 
Top form Phil, always more lively around here when you are about
25-01-2007 | 10:44 AM
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Last week in the Bosch-man household....
Phil : 'Darling... can I use the phone please.........'
Mrs Phil : 'Who are you going to ring at this time of night...'
Phil : 'Oh no one... just the speaking clock......'
Mrs Phil : 'Ok... but dont be long and philip... its no point shouting at them.. its just a recording... you know what you're like when you've had some shandy pop'
Phil : 'Ok dear'
Dialing.........
Mike : 'Hello... who's this at this time of night....'
Phil : 'Mike its Phil...'
Mike : 'Phil who ?'
Phil : 'Its ME you gaylord.....'
Mike : 'Oh its you... what do you want... I'm sorry but I'm not doing phone sex with you again Phil.... that was a rotten trick you played on me last week pretending to be Richard...'
Phil : 'Mike that was your mistake... you said 'What do you want, Dick?' and it all went from there I couldnt help myself'
Mike : ' Look Phil, its late... what is it ?'
Phil : 'Mike Mike..... Chip and I would like to know How many sleeps 'til we're unbanned ?'
Phil : 'Darling... can I use the phone please.........'
Mrs Phil : 'Who are you going to ring at this time of night...'
Phil : 'Oh no one... just the speaking clock......'
Mrs Phil : 'Ok... but dont be long and philip... its no point shouting at them.. its just a recording... you know what you're like when you've had some shandy pop'
Phil : 'Ok dear'
Dialing.........
Mike : 'Hello... who's this at this time of night....'
Phil : 'Mike its Phil...'
Mike : 'Phil who ?'
Phil : 'Its ME you gaylord.....'
Mike : 'Oh its you... what do you want... I'm sorry but I'm not doing phone sex with you again Phil.... that was a rotten trick you played on me last week pretending to be Richard...'
Phil : 'Mike that was your mistake... you said 'What do you want, Dick?' and it all went from there I couldnt help myself'
Mike : ' Look Phil, its late... what is it ?'
Phil : 'Mike Mike..... Chip and I would like to know How many sleeps 'til we're unbanned ?'