Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective
product found to be faulty and dangerous.

Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in the
product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart when placed under the smallest
amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last year, when it
was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe. Complaints were
made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a continuous whining noise -
usually in Portuguese. At the time the complaints were ignored. But when the
product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas, the Trading
Standards Authority took action. A spokesman warned: "We particularly want
to stress to parents that, with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of
choking that may end in tears come May. Despite assurances from the company
behind the product that action was taken to correct the faulty parts,
including abandoning the use of the highly unpredictable and sub-standard
component "Robert Huth" malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been
urged to check the small print carefully for the words "this product may
contain traces of Shevchenko". If that is the case buyers of the product are
urged to put it back in its box and return immediately. "Shevchenko" has
been known to cause a severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing
them to shout involuntarily "You useless "blip" "blip" and "For blip sake
bring back Carlton Cole.

 

how true serves em right, arrogant bastards run by a russian crook

 

Oh! lordy lordy, more tossers having a dig a Chelsea, getting a bit old now don't you think


Fuck off the lot of ya



Luciano

 

 

charlie luciano

You got a fancy name, why don't you sign for chelsea!



GOONERS!

 

 

 

Fuck off gonner scum

Plus they couldn't afford me


Luciano

 

 

Thats true.... They wasted all their transfer money of Shevcrapco