Rottweiler problem... he's not eating his food. Any ideas
20-12-2006, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
who else is a crafty butcher on here then?
and propbably several more still in Narnia
oh shite
im sure i sent dan a dvd a few weeks ago with written on the back
if undelivered please return to XXX gayhardcore, 26 bla bla road,,
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i have two rotties and they were brought up on tripe and rice pudding when they were pups to beef them rite up
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
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Alex,
Can you answer YES / NO / MAYBE to these questions (wanna see how far your gone!
).
Real Men Law:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag party may be legally killed and
eaten by his mates .
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mates fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mates birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos, Ever! Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever!
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
of each is listed below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the @ ss and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
We hope this clears up any confusion.
International Council of Manhood
Can you answer YES / NO / MAYBE to these questions (wanna see how far your gone!
).Real Men Law:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag party may be legally killed and
eaten by his mates .
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mates fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mates birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos, Ever! Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever!
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
of each is listed below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the @ ss and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
We hope this clears up any confusion.
International Council of Manhood
20-12-2006, 04:08 PM
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Real Men Law:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
NO! What??? I don't do getting wet!
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
MAYBE! I dont understand why you would cry in b, d or e!!!!
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag party may be legally killed and
eaten by his mates.
YES! sounds fair to me... but surly "eating" your mate is just a bit gay and come to think of it necropheila is not my cup of tea!
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
MAYBE! Fair enough- but should you as a real friend be in there sitting next to him?
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
NO! Of course his sister is off limits... she have "bits".
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mates fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
YES!
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mates birthday is strictly optional.
NO! ITs a good shopping excuse!
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
YES!
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
MAYBE! But do you need to ask that with motorsport?
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
Arrrr dutch oven!
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
NO! THey are fine all the time.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
Wheres the S&M option?
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
NO!
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos, Ever! Issue closed.
YES!
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
YES! either that or its an invite!
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
NO! Many Lesbians like sports!
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
EH?
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
YES!
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
NO! Complients get you EVERWHERE!
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
EH?
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
LMAO!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
YES!
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
YES!
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
With a girl?!
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
YES!
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
YES!
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever!
Except for a wank I agree.....
Is that ok sweetie?
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
NO! What??? I don't do getting wet!
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
MAYBE! I dont understand why you would cry in b, d or e!!!!
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag party may be legally killed and
eaten by his mates.
YES! sounds fair to me... but surly "eating" your mate is just a bit gay and come to think of it necropheila is not my cup of tea!
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
MAYBE! Fair enough- but should you as a real friend be in there sitting next to him?
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
NO! Of course his sister is off limits... she have "bits".
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mates fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
YES!
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mates birthday is strictly optional.
NO! ITs a good shopping excuse!
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
YES!
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
MAYBE! But do you need to ask that with motorsport?
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
Arrrr dutch oven!
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
NO! THey are fine all the time.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
Wheres the S&M option?
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
NO!
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos, Ever! Issue closed.
YES!
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
YES! either that or its an invite!
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
NO! Many Lesbians like sports!
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
EH?
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
YES!
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
NO! Complients get you EVERWHERE!
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
EH?
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
LMAO!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
YES!
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
YES!
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
With a girl?!
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
YES!
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
YES!
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever!
Except for a wank I agree.....
Is that ok sweetie?
20-12-2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
who else is a crafty butcher on here then?
and propbably several more still in Narnia
oh shite
im sure i sent dan a dvd a few weeks ago with written on the back
if undelivered please return to XXX gayhardcore, 26 bla bla road,,
20-12-2006, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Originally Posted by AlexF
Dave technically started it!!!
alex
20-12-2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by Franco
Originally Posted by AlexF
Dave technically started it!!!
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Originally Posted by B16ROB
i have two rotties and they were brought up on tripe and rice pudding when they were pups to beef them rite up
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
will he be ok with the marabone at 7months?
thanx for reply
20-12-2006, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by cheeky dog
Originally Posted by B16ROB
i have two rotties and they were brought up on tripe and rice pudding when they were pups to beef them rite up
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
then they were just on tripe but found it was making them really greedy so we put them on tesco's dried dog food cos it has soft meaty chunks in too but they love it cos there greedy cunts
but the one thing with dried food it really bloats them out and makes them very very dry so make sure they have got a constant supply of fluid also give him a good run before a meal
but be carefull as to much exercise is also bad for them as rotties suffer with bad cruciate ligaments our one had to have 3 operations that come to over Ł2500 thank god for pet insurance we only had to pay Ł50
hope this helps mate
give em a mahoosive marabone too from a pet shop they will love it plus its good for there teeth
will he be ok with the marabone at 7months?
thanx for reply
20-12-2006, 07:31 PM
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if you have dry food just make up a little gravy,Bisto or sommat,but make it Rich and thick mix a couple of table spoons in and see what happens 
If he/she dont like that try a bit of Bovril on the end of your finger,see if he goes for that,if so mix a teaspoon or so in to the dinner.
Dont give out too many titbits and dont spoil the dog by giving it chicken and rice,they will never eat normal food again lol.
By the way yes i have two Rottweilers a male and a bitch.
If he/she dont like that try a bit of Bovril on the end of your finger,see if he goes for that,if so mix a teaspoon or so in to the dinner.
Dont give out too many titbits and dont spoil the dog by giving it chicken and rice,they will never eat normal food again lol.
By the way yes i have two Rottweilers a male and a bitch.
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Originally Posted by st3v3
if you have dry food just make up a little gravy,Bisto or sommat,but make it Rich and thick mix a couple of table spoons in and see what happens
If he/she dont like that try a bit of Bovril on the end of your finger,see if he goes for that,if so mix a teaspoon or so in to the dinner.
Dont give out too many titbits and dont spoil the dog by giving it chicken and rice,they will never eat normal food again lol.
By the way yes i have two Rottweilers a male and a bitch.
If he/she dont like that try a bit of Bovril on the end of your finger,see if he goes for that,if so mix a teaspoon or so in to the dinner.
Dont give out too many titbits and dont spoil the dog by giving it chicken and rice,they will never eat normal food again lol.
By the way yes i have two Rottweilers a male and a bitch.
rotties are nice dogs
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