just caught the neighbour trimming my mothers bush (cry)
18-12-2006, 03:15 PM
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just caught the neighbour trimming my mothers bush (cry)
what a cheeky coooont
walked into my parents bedroom and looked out in the field and saw my neighbour trimmin 'his' own bush then suddenly leaped over to my mum's bush and started hacking away at it and low and behold his sneaky wife was 'keepin lookout' thru our front room to see if we would catch him.....so i thought 'fuck it'
opened the windon and went, 'er bill,'
bill: ' oh yeah, sorry bout this'
carl: ' thats bit cheeky isnt it mate chopping away at my mothers bush'
bill: ' oh yes, it was only this little bit tho'
carl: ' you really should have knocked on the door and asked me first. but i couldnt have given you an answer as i dont know what mum wants to do with HER bush, you really should ask my parents.
bill: 'oh ok, (THEN DECIDES TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT) next month were away so you can park on out driveway'
carl: 'ok, (then i slam the window and proceed to shout TWAT'
WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS THE CHEEKYNESS OF THE BASTID
my parents have told him ages ago to leave our bush alone and that fact he tries mullering it on the sly when there not in is so out of order
I HATE RUDE CHEEKY NEIGHBOURS
sorry just had to get that off me bosom
carl
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18-12-2006, 04:34 PM
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Your MUM can always get her revenge by trimming their BUSH when they go away next month! You could also take the time to write PEDO SCUM with weed killer in 6ft letters on their lawn
Does your MUMS BUSH look nice now ....
Does your MUMS BUSH look nice now ....
18-12-2006, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by smithy20vt
Perhaps your mums bush was a bit to thick for his liking..
Your dad wont be to happy either if her bush is gettin in the way
Your dad wont be to happy either if her bush is gettin in the way
18-12-2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Nath
Your MUM can always get her revenge by trimming their BUSH when they go away next month! You could also take the time to write PEDO SCUM with weed killer in 6ft letters on their lawn
Does your MUMS BUSH look nice now ....
Does your MUMS BUSH look nice now ....
Cress seeds and water through the letter box!!
18-12-2006, 04:42 PM
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first up, you've got to work out who's bush is being trimmed
does bill think that, because it's on his side of the fence, half of it belongs to him?
or are we talking about 2 seperate bushes here?
wiat till they go away for a weekend and go round and chop their bush down with an axe, then burn it on their front garden
but don't call the fire brigade unles its seems likely it's going to burn their house donw, and only call them when you can't put it out with the hose pipe
cheeky fookers
does bill think that, because it's on his side of the fence, half of it belongs to him?
or are we talking about 2 seperate bushes here?
wiat till they go away for a weekend and go round and chop their bush down with an axe, then burn it on their front garden
but don't call the fire brigade unles its seems likely it's going to burn their house donw, and only call them when you can't put it out with the hose pipe
cheeky fookers
18-12-2006, 04:46 PM
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the bush is on some land right opposite out front door, and its clearly ours, on the deeds its clearly ours and he KNOWS FULL WELL ITS OURS
thats why he was bein so sneaky
thats why he was bein so sneaky
18-12-2006, 05:37 PM
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go out there, dressed as jesus, make sure he's looking at you, set fire to the bush, dnace around it like a wild dervish proclaiming you are the second coming
then, looking directly at him through the flames tell him "don't fuck with my bush"
then, looking directly at him through the flames tell him "don't fuck with my bush"
18-12-2006, 08:16 PM
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dojj you're a proper pyromaniac aren't you?
xr2i-carl tell your mum to regularly shave her own fucking snatch and then you wouldn't have to worry about your neighbour tending to her depilatory needs.
xr2i-carl tell your mum to regularly shave her own fucking snatch and then you wouldn't have to worry about your neighbour tending to her depilatory needs.
19-12-2006, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by S1
Cut down his bush, break into his house and leave it under his duvet Godfather-stylee!
Loving this thread - any chance of some pics of your mums bush?
19-12-2006, 04:21 PM
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Ask him if he wants all the left over trimmings of your mums bush
Neighbours like that are pricks, had it once, we were doing up the back garden, with permission from the council to chuck it over the back fence into some woodland, one day we came home and theres got turf flying back into our garden
Neighbours like that are pricks, had it once, we were doing up the back garden, with permission from the council to chuck it over the back fence into some woodland, one day we came home and theres got turf flying back into our garden
19-12-2006, 10:05 PM
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dojj you're a proper pyromaniac aren't you?
it's still probably green
a bit of burtuff on it and it'll out fog a bondmobile
and, if the winds right, will leave a bit of a stench on the neighbours house too
20-12-2006, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
the bush is on some land right opposite out front door, and its clearly ours, on the deeds its clearly ours and he KNOWS FULL WELL ITS OURS
thats why he was bein so sneaky
thats why he was bein so sneaky
