A Traditional Christmas Card Greeting ?
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A Traditional Christmas Card Greeting ?
Seasons Greetings Tightarse
Merry Xmas, you stingy old miser
Happy New Year, You tight fisted sod
I hope you fall on your face in a cow pat,
Or you backside gets stuck down the bog.
I hope your testicles shrivel to currants,
And your pubes are infested with nits.
That you sink to your ears in a pile of manure,
or better still, that you die from the shits.
And I hope that the ghost of this Xmas
will piss in your next glass of wine,
Then crap on your hot Xmas pudding,
You miserable, mean hearted swine.
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Merry Xmas, you stingy old miser
Happy New Year, You tight fisted sod
I hope you fall on your face in a cow pat,
Or you backside gets stuck down the bog.
I hope your testicles shrivel to currants,
And your pubes are infested with nits.
That you sink to your ears in a pile of manure,
or better still, that you die from the shits.
And I hope that the ghost of this Xmas
will piss in your next glass of wine,
Then crap on your hot Xmas pudding,
You miserable, mean hearted swine.
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