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Old 28-11-2006, 11:32 AM
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Default Had the Transit van Remapped today-----AWESOME

I got the TRANSIT remapped today to free up a little more power...........And what can i say. WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT

Pulls SO much harder can now tow a 2 berth caravan and you have to keep remembering that you are in a Diesel as you glide into most things in your way

Its gone from 70bhp and 150nm Torque........

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85bhp and 175nm Torque

Smoothed the drive out aswell...much nicer to drive except the noise is a bit clattery still...women still wont get in though too much mud from my wellies i guess or the sheep in the back maybe puts them off?

Not bad for an old oil burning smoker eh?.....still that diesel smell is a bit pugent.

Oh......Still seeing 43mpg aswell

I am just so into diesels with my farmers jacket and green wellies....i cant go past any field without getting a stiffy.
Old 28-11-2006, 11:35 AM
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Old 28-11-2006, 11:37 AM
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Old 28-11-2006, 11:37 AM
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PMSL funny fooker eh?


tbh you know you secretly love derv Phil. and i pet you could get more GG's out for the transit for less money than the Rari
Old 28-11-2006, 11:38 AM
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Old 28-11-2006, 11:40 AM
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Phil - you're losing your touch..... that was poor.
Old 28-11-2006, 11:46 AM
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Pon you are so negative nowadays i bet your a blast at a party


Rhys i wont ever buy a diesel that aint transit sized (many uses then like camper/load carryer etc)...its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Old 28-11-2006, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Harsh
Old 28-11-2006, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Harsh
Except Diesel per litre is more expensive to buy than petrol, so if you cant afford petrol, you cant afford diesel. Have to get the push bike out if thats the case
Old 28-11-2006, 12:10 PM
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Old 28-11-2006, 12:18 PM
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Old 28-11-2006, 12:22 PM
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Old 28-11-2006, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Harsh
Except Diesel per litre is more expensive to buy than petrol, so if you cant afford petrol, you cant afford diesel. Have to get the push bike out if thats the case
Funny thing is Deisel cars also holds its vaule better So i would say Derv cars are more desirable now
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Originally Posted by Rhys
Originally Posted by CossieRich
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Harsh
Except Diesel per litre is more expensive to buy than petrol, so if you cant afford petrol, you cant afford diesel. Have to get the push bike out if thats the case
Funny thing is Deisel cars also holds its vaule better So i would say Derv cars are more desirable now

Yep farmer types deffo stick together
Old 28-11-2006, 01:02 PM
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But yours is a smiley transit is it not and they cannot be mapped???

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Originally Posted by Taz
But yours is a smiley transit is it not and they cannot be mapped???


defo looking too much into that...........

proper pmsl @ the bosch man
Old 28-11-2006, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
its just not right unless you cant afford petrol
Harsh
Except Diesel per litre is more expensive to buy than petrol, so if you cant afford petrol, you cant afford diesel. Have to get the push bike out if thats the case

Everyone knows that any self respecting Pikey will be using Red anyway...

Stolen from the nearest farm




he was going to use Veg oil..... but there was a subliminal message in 'Chip Fat' that was too disturbing
Old 28-11-2006, 01:38 PM
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Old 28-11-2006, 01:53 PM
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Tiff's gonna have u by the throat
Old 28-11-2006, 01:57 PM
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Proper pmsl!!!

Nice one Phillis
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Originally Posted by neilm

he was going to use Veg oil..... but there was a subliminal message in 'Chip Fat' that was too disturbing
Thats not very PC, you shoud say "Chip big boned"



I kind of agree with PON, its a bit tired, its about half a dozen times now that phil has recylced the same old joke of copying someone elses post and changing a few words, funny if you missed all the others though i guess.
Old 28-11-2006, 02:10 PM
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Chip but i see the same people laughing as they did to my others

So the show goes on...i accept that sad people who have nothing better to do but complain and just generally hate and critisize are a part of show business. ...you cant make everyone smile..especially the retarded as they dont understand humour as well as the normal people.


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Old 28-11-2006, 02:51 PM
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The main reason it's not funny is because it's all true.

You are a pikey of the highest order.

It would explain why you "like dawgs"
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Chip, I don't think you got Neil's joke....
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Originally Posted by Billabong
Chip, I don't think you got Neil's joke....
No, it was far too high brow for me the concept of my spunk splattering into Phil's face again.
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
The main reason it's not funny is because it's all true.

You are a pikey of the highest order.

It would explain why you "like dawgs"
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
The main reason it's not funny is because it's all true.

You are a pikey of the highest order.

It would explain why you "like dawgs"
also got a caravan with no weeels
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But Phil's not a minor....
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Originally Posted by Billabong
But Phil's not a minor....
Marmite miner?
Old 28-11-2006, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by neilm

he was going to use Veg oil..... but there was a subliminal message in 'Chip Fat' that was too disturbing
Thats not very PC, you shoud say "Chip big boned"



lol @ the retarded struggling with humour and all
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Pon did you see any laughter in my first post?..NO as of course its all true..and i am dissapointed that people find it funny.

Chip may try and take this topic to his level but i am not faded.

The funny thing is that with me and Pon its BANTER but Chip takes it seriously..REALITY CHECK ITS ONLY THE INTERNET DAWG.
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
Pon did you see any laughter in my first post?..NO as of course its all true..and i am dissapointed that people find it funny.

Chip may try and take this topic to his level but i am not faded.

The funny thing is that with me and Pon its BANTER but Chip takes it seriously..REALITY CHECK ITS ONLY THE INTERNET DAWG.
Phil, im guilty of MANY things in life, but taking you seriously has NEVER been on of them
Old 28-11-2006, 04:09 PM
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What? It's banter?

Since when?

Peace out A-Town
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Chip why did you feel the need to post a negative reply then if you didnt take it seriously? You need serious chill pills,just cause you cant produce such quality threads dont take it out on those of us that can...let this thread be a lesson for you...LIGHTEN UP.


Lets keep up the slagging of diesels engines...

Tiff and Rhys do you ride with the windows down with com by yard me Lord on the CD whilst sucking on a sprig of corn?


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