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Old 08-11-2006, 10:31 AM
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Old 08-11-2006, 10:36 AM
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oldies are the besties
Old 08-11-2006, 11:09 AM
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Old 08-11-2006, 11:23 AM
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yes the old ones are the best
Old 08-11-2006, 11:24 AM
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Old 08-11-2006, 11:58 AM
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:00 PM
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:25 PM
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:32 PM
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Dangerous,
I was wondering about that maybe he's called Murphy
Old 08-11-2006, 02:17 PM
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excellent
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Old 08-11-2006, 07:31 PM
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my uncle text'ed me this the other day, thought it was funny as fuck lol
Old 08-11-2006, 07:45 PM
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first time i heard that
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i have fallen off the chair
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Am irish! That first time ave heard that! Funny as hell!Lol
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