couple of jokes for ya
02-11-2006, 09:37 PM
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couple of jokes for ya
Zookeeper says "Paddy,the gorilla's on heat,i need someone to have
sex with her,will you shag her for £500 ? Paddy replies "i will on 3 conditions !
1,i dont kiss her.
2,my family dont get to know
and 3...
give me 2 weeks to get the cash together
Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with 2 red wires sticking out of it!
so he phones the police and says"help me be'jesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb"the operator says is it ticking?
paddy says "no i tink it's beef
sex with her,will you shag her for £500 ? Paddy replies "i will on 3 conditions !
1,i dont kiss her.
2,my family dont get to know
and 3...
give me 2 weeks to get the cash together
Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with 2 red wires sticking out of it!
so he phones the police and says"help me be'jesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb"the operator says is it ticking?
paddy says "no i tink it's beef
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Irish girls calls her mother to tell her she is pregnant.
Mum me thinks me waters have broken.
The mother replies " Where you ringing from?"
Daughter " Me minge to me ankles."
Mum me thinks me waters have broken.
The mother replies " Where you ringing from?"
Daughter " Me minge to me ankles."
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