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Old 24-10-2006 | 06:11 PM
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Is that your new car in your sig?
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i heard it takes him to his bell ranger
Old 24-10-2006 | 06:21 PM
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Aye not bad for a daily hack about! Sure it would handle the od track day too
Old 24-10-2006 | 06:33 PM
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I should think even Lee would struggle on the running costs of that fucker!
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I was going to post this exact thing! with the same smilies as well. Couldnt be fucked though as I was hungry and went to make some food.
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See the sig has change, Whats the matter Porkie not happy with it/gone back to dealer?
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i still think it looks like a vehicle from inspector gadget

i was gonna type is that hes new car but i was worried IT WAS
Old 25-10-2006 | 04:05 PM
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I was trying to have a laugh with Dicky cox (or is it cocks?) that bloke whose EVERY post used to be what car should he buy. Evo, Scooby, M3 etc etc Think he lives by you...

He threw his toys out of the pram! and at the time I had my 3 door in my signature. He tried to be REALLY flash and try and show off how rich he was and that he had a 3 door as a 'boy' and that now he is rich enough to have a Focus RS and an Escos (wow!!! even the Sultan of Brunei would be impressed by that little collection )

He also rich enough to actually have cool toys other than just dream about them like me?!?!??!

I don't think he knows me that well So in an attempt at more humour I put a Veyron in my signature

It was a close call for YOU actually Rhys!!! as I was about to buy the entire South of Wales turn it in to a giant Gypsy site just to piss him off!

I decided against this when I realised that no one would actually notice and it would have been a waste of Ł60





P.S Only joking mate. I am actually a big fan of Wales as you know
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pmsl at lees comment


but i dont know why people assume YOUR so rich,,,,, its not like you come to the meets in limos ect


infact i BET most people on this board have seen you at shows ect and NEVER realised who ya was


i only reconise you as you seem to always wear a superman top of some sort when i see ya,,,,, im waiting for the FULL superman look but then i guess your a little shy
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I was trying to have a laugh with Dicky cox (or is it cocks?) that bloke whose EVERY post used to be what car should he buy. Evo, Scooby, M3 etc etc Think he lives by you...

He threw his toys out of the pram! and at the time I had my 3 door in my signature. He tried to be REALLY flash and try and show off how rich he was and that he had a 3 door as a 'boy' and that now he is rich enough to have a Focus RS and an Escos (wow!!! even the Sultan of Brunei would be impressed by that little collection )

He also rich enough to actually have cool toys other than just dream about them like me?!?!??!

I don't think he knows me that well So in an attempt at more humour I put a Veyron in my signature

It was a close call for YOU actually Rhys!!! as I was about to buy the entire South of Wales turn it in to a giant Gypsy site just to piss him off!

I decided against this when I realised that no one would actually notice and it would have been a waste of Ł60





P.S Only joking mate. I am actually a big fan of Wales as you know
i recon it would come at Ł50 to a firm bid
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I don't think you know who I am actually Ginge??

Superman top??

I'm not rich by the way, just very comfortable thanks.

I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!

Dangerous, yours and Ł49 offered on the follow. A 5.15 Facial
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Originally Posted by Porkie

It was a close call for YOU actually Rhys!!! as I was about to buy the entire South of Wales turn it in to a giant Gypsy site just to piss him off!

I decided against this when I realised that no one would actually notice and it would have been a waste of Ł60





P.S Only joking mate. I am actually a big fan of Wales as you know



you know you love this lee
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Originally Posted by Porkie

I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!
pah, i have more than that down the back of my sofa
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Originally Posted by SapphyMike
Originally Posted by Porkie

I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!
pah, i have more than that down the back of my sofa
Just checked and he is actually worth in excess of Ł750m... have another check down that sofa and see if you can compete
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Dangerous, yours and Ł49 offered on the follow. A 5.15 Facial
I just know they`re going to open 35 - 40 in the morning

Had me eyes out
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pmsl Porkie!!


Whos that with 500m as if hes/she wants and apprentice

On the look out for jobs now when i finish uni in June!
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Originally Posted by Rhys
pmsl Porkie!!


Whos that with 500m as if hes/she wants and apprentice

On the look out for jobs now when i finish uni in June!
or a rent boy
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Originally Posted by SapphyMike
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I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!
pah, i have more than that down the back of my sofa
Just checked and he is actually worth in excess of Ł750m... have another check down that sofa and see if you can compete
i can only stretch to Ł749,999,999.99

fuck.

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Originally Posted by GARETH T
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pmsl Porkie!!


Whos that with 500m as if hes/she wants and apprentice

On the look out for jobs now when i finish uni in June!
or a rent boy
Hey if the pay is good
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I don't think you know who I am actually Ginge??

Superman top??

I'm not rich by the way, just very comfortable thanks.

I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!

Dangerous, yours and Ł49 offered on the follow. A 5.15 Facial
It's all relative Lee as we both know,

I know people (by that i am not meaning in a magazine or tv type thing)that could drop Ł500m and not bat an eye lid but again it's all relative,

I consider myself comfortable but compared to others i would be considered poor,

Also people assume and quite often incorrectly that people own everything outright, i am sure alot of people get along really well with there bank managers,

Mike
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dont let the fact i own a rover 600 fool you, i just dont like to brag about my riches LOL
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It's all relative Lee as we both know,

I know people (by that i am not meaning in a magazine or tv type thing)that could drop Ł500m and not bat an eye lid but again it's all relative,
Sorry Mike, but I don't know ANYONE who could drop Ł500m and not bat an eyelid

Thats $1bn dollars mate.... thats alot of money to ANYONE. Even Roman Ambramovich would be bothered about that!!!
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Originally Posted by SapphyMike
dont let the fact i own a rover 600 fool you, i just dont like to brag about my riches LOL
Pity you couldnt cough up the Ł25 you offered when you reserved my steering wheel off car. Then wont answer pm's
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Lee he has 6 boats in build Lee at approx that value, that is private boats for his pleasure if thats not dropping it then what is,

And i know for a fact these are being built some are 160meters plus thats a fucking exspensive boat, i would make a very educated guess that a 160meter yacht being built by Lurssen in Rensburg is going to cost in excess of Ł120m easily and as for the annual running costs atleast 10% of that,

If you can afford these types of things then you aint hurting now are you,

Mike

But then i dont want to split hairs with you over this, oh do you know Joe Lewis ?
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Originally Posted by Captain Mike
Originally Posted by Porkie
I don't think you know who I am actually Ginge??

Superman top??

I'm not rich by the way, just very comfortable thanks.

I do know alot of Rich people though... I am looking at someone right now who is worth over Ł500m!

Thats rich!!!!

Dangerous, yours and Ł49 offered on the follow. A 5.15 Facial
It's all relative Lee as we both know,

I know people (by that i am not meaning in a magazine or tv type thing)that could drop Ł500m and not bat an eye lid but again it's all relative,

I consider myself comfortable but compared to others i would be considered poor,

Also people assume and quite often incorrectly that people own everything outright, i am sure alot of people get along really well with there bank managers,

Mike
i hope he drops it this way
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Originally Posted by 3drstretch
Originally Posted by SapphyMike
dont let the fact i own a rover 600 fool you, i just dont like to brag about my riches LOL
Pity you couldnt cough up the Ł25 you offered when you reserved my steering wheel off car. Then wont answer pm's




lee im sure ive met you before


seriously the first time i met you you was wearing a superman top as thats how jim pointed you out and then ANOTHER time you had some similer top on


unless you dont remember me,,,,, and THAT will be a first as people usually rememeber me so they know to avoid me next time
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Gareth, your not the only one

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Originally Posted by Captain Mike
Lee he has 6 boats in build Lee at approx that value, that is private boats for his pleasure if thats not dropping it then what is,

And i know for a fact these are being built some are 160meters plus thats a fucking exspensive boat, i would make a very educated guess that a 160meter yacht being built by Lurssen in Rensburg is going to cost in excess of Ł120m easily and as for the annual running costs atleast 10% of that,

If you can afford these types of things then you aint hurting now are you,

Mike

But then i dont want to split hairs with you over this, oh do you know Joe Lewis ?
Mate, DROPPING means to loose.

HUGE difference. His boats are still worth ALOT. he can sell them on and get money back easily.

If they all sunk and he was uninsured and he LOST Ł500m would he bat an eyelid???

YES he would! anyone would!!!

End of argument!

Please don't think I am being Pedantic.... its just you said something that you didn't really mean and I am correcting it.




Ginge, I don't and have never owned a Superman top!
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I term dropping spending frivelously is that the correct spelling/ use of phrase so wires crossed here Lee by the looks of it but i'll forgive you

Anyway it's still alot of money,

Mike
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..... plus there's being rich, and being wealthy.

Was watching a Chris Rock stand up thing last night, and he made this quality comparison.

"Shaq is rich. The guy who writes Shaq's cheque is wealthy!"

........ but FPMSL @ Lee in a Superman top!
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who the fuck am i thinking of then


im so sure it was you


this is gonna bug me now


but im sorry lee,,,,,,, im gonna buy you one now just to help the argument
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Uncle of mine is worth 160m, an he's the tightest cunt around! Could help people out so much more but don't!

Dont want the riches if it turns you into a cock knocker!
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as a poor person ive gotta admit i like being poor,,,,, im not real poor though



what i wanna know IS,,,,,, would you rather be "rich" and have LOTS of bills or be "poor" but have 75% of your wages left to spunk after running costs of your house


just wondering as ive got lots of mates who get paied more than me but i seem to spunk more money than them as i can run my house hold on alot less than they pay on rent each month
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Here's Porkie in the TShirt he usually wears to shows.

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nice dressing gown tho turbo terry


i wish i was RICH RICH RICH
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Originally Posted by Renton
Here's Porkie in the TShirt he usually wears to shows.

he was dressed like that when i met him


ahh shite,,, i should say shit as it will come back and bite me in the arse
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