Meeting Mike Rainbird....MY EXPERIENCE
10-10-2006, 10:03 AM
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Meeting Mike Rainbird....MY EXPERIENCE
.....Colchester RS meet..the night that changed my life.
I got word from Pon that Mike was gonna be there...i had to meet the bloke thats worshipped worldwide...i got in the car and travelled to the meet..i went thru the door..only ever seen pics of him....our eyes met instantly........i looked him up and down,he was wearing chino's and a roll neck pullover,his wavy blond hair glistening in the lights...he looked like an 80's pop star who never made it...but it didnt put me off...neither did the erection...i am a sexy guy....i made my way over to him..i saw him checking me out..he liked what he saw....his tongue flickered like a lizard trying to catch a fly.....i got to him he embraced me my middle pushed out due to his erection...wow this kid has style..i felt a nibble on the ear i thought it was him...but i was mistaken it was a hop plant hanging from the ceiling...we parted ..he instantly lit a cigarette..wet patch on his trousers...i offered him a drink..he said Scotch on the rocks..i felt a squeeze on my butt cheek...it was Pon...i ignored it...once in a night is too much...his chin rested on my shoulder...he was 2 metres away...he said come on how about a spit roast with me and mike.....i said if its pork with roast potatoes and its on you then yes....he laughed...his trousers dropped...i looked behind Mike had done the same....baby lotion was put on the bar.....
Thats enuff....never walked or talked the same since.
NEVER AGAIN.
I got word from Pon that Mike was gonna be there...i had to meet the bloke thats worshipped worldwide...i got in the car and travelled to the meet..i went thru the door..only ever seen pics of him....our eyes met instantly........i looked him up and down,he was wearing chino's and a roll neck pullover,his wavy blond hair glistening in the lights...he looked like an 80's pop star who never made it...but it didnt put me off...neither did the erection...i am a sexy guy....i made my way over to him..i saw him checking me out..he liked what he saw....his tongue flickered like a lizard trying to catch a fly.....i got to him he embraced me my middle pushed out due to his erection...wow this kid has style..i felt a nibble on the ear i thought it was him...but i was mistaken it was a hop plant hanging from the ceiling...we parted ..he instantly lit a cigarette..wet patch on his trousers...i offered him a drink..he said Scotch on the rocks..i felt a squeeze on my butt cheek...it was Pon...i ignored it...once in a night is too much...his chin rested on my shoulder...he was 2 metres away...he said come on how about a spit roast with me and mike.....i said if its pork with roast potatoes and its on you then yes....he laughed...his trousers dropped...i looked behind Mike had done the same....baby lotion was put on the bar.....
Thats enuff....never walked or talked the same since.
NEVER AGAIN.
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10-10-2006, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon@FF
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
By the way, did you have sweetcorn earlier that day 
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Quality! ROFL 
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10-10-2006, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by aaron147
Weirdo 
...do you really think?
...I would say creative with a touch of homo (although i NEVER asked to be spit roasted..it was forced..i didnt enjoy any part of it EXCEPT the warm fluid splashed on back after)
10-10-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Porkie
Can you imagine what someone would think who had just logged in to PF for the first time would think after reading that first post???
with delusional fantasies - and your point is? Its not just 1st time readers that will think that
10-10-2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Can you imagine what someone would think who had just logged in to PF for the first time would think after reading that first post???
10-10-2006, 01:37 PM
#40
Re: Meeting Mike Rainbird....MY EXPERIENCE
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
..i felt a nibble on the ear i thought it was him...but i was mistaken it was a hop plant hanging from the ceiling...
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
..i felt a squeeze on my butt cheek...it was Pon...i ignored it...once in a night is too much...his chin rested on my shoulder...he was 2 metres away...
In tears here