ILLEGAL IMMAGRANT POEM
21-09-2006 | 04:32 PM
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ILLEGAL IMMAGRANT POEM
Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!
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21-09-2006 | 07:23 PM
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first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
21-09-2006 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
21-09-2006 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
22-09-2006 | 11:02 AM
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Re: ILLEGAL IMMAGRANT POEM
Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!
22-09-2006 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
22-09-2006 | 01:59 PM
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Not a truer word said.I wonder if poxy friggin labour know the depth of feeling that is growing about all this?More people speakout every day about this country going to the dogs?Labour are gonna try screwin more tax out of us soon to help pay for all there cock ups. 
22-09-2006 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
Also..please do not use a word like intellect..if you intend you mispell it..you wrote ''intelect''...really does counteract what you are trying to say.
Not everybody who feels that people who come hear on a ''free meal ticket'' work in Tesco's or drive xr2i's..not that there is anything wrong with either.
You've just shot yourself in the foot by telling people not to categorise others..whilst using an example of categorising people..Gold Star...
I can honestly say I'm 100% happy for anybody to come here and pay their own way..a successful businessman will pay a hefty wedge of tax towards helping the country..so it's not racism..same with students coming here to learn, or refugees...
If somebody is lazy, they can be lazy black, white or bloody polkadot orange for all I care..but they are still taking the country for a ride for not contributing..the ones that are already here we're stuck with..especially the british ones...as they were all born here..
That's a good joke..anything you ever hear that's funny picks on someone (nobody ever objects to blonde jokes or sexist jokes..because they too, are funny)...
22-09-2006 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good.
22-09-2006 | 02:06 PM
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everyone seems to feel the same way but nothing is done
its true though about the eastern europeans coming in flocks now-every rented house near me is full and i mean full of polish people.......
saw one in tesco's last week with a hand full of Ł25 shopping vouchers-in a state style envelope........i have to use my own cash.....
whats going to happen though,britain will sink if there are any more people coming here!
its true though about the eastern europeans coming in flocks now-every rented house near me is full and i mean full of polish people.......
saw one in tesco's last week with a hand full of Ł25 shopping vouchers-in a state style envelope........i have to use my own cash.....
whats going to happen though,britain will sink if there are any more people coming here!
22-09-2006 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by fordsportjay
everyone seems to feel the same way but nothing is done
its true though about the eastern europeans coming in flocks now-every rented house near me is full and i mean full of polish people.......
saw one in tesco's last week with a hand full of Ł25 shopping vouchers-in a state style envelope........i have to use my own cash.....
whats going to happen though,britain will sink if there are any more people coming here!
its true though about the eastern europeans coming in flocks now-every rented house near me is full and i mean full of polish people.......
saw one in tesco's last week with a hand full of Ł25 shopping vouchers-in a state style envelope........i have to use my own cash.....
whats going to happen though,britain will sink if there are any more people coming here!
22-09-2006 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Markb_s1
Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good.
22-09-2006 | 02:20 PM
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As much as dont like to see the country over run with immigrants, you have to think what shape the economy would be in without them, I mean look at other countries around the world, all the so called major powers are letting them in left right and centre and have been for years.
Countries that have a low influx of immigrants seem to have a higher cost of living, scandanavian countries for example. I think our pockets would be a lot lighter if all this cheap labour wasnt coming in, although it is a bit of a piss take when job adverts are asking for polish speaking foremen
Personally, I'd rather our country wasnt a major player in the world arena and relinquish the 51st state tag , kept itself to itself and not get involved in others conflicts, look after its own and let the rest of em get on with it !
Countries that have a low influx of immigrants seem to have a higher cost of living, scandanavian countries for example. I think our pockets would be a lot lighter if all this cheap labour wasnt coming in, although it is a bit of a piss take when job adverts are asking for polish speaking foremen
Personally, I'd rather our country wasnt a major player in the world arena and relinquish the 51st state tag
, kept itself to itself and not get involved in others conflicts, look after its own and let the rest of em get on with it !
22-09-2006 | 02:43 PM
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to true...our government really needs to get there priorities right
I for one do not want these people in my country, and neither do millions of others. so get the fuck out tbh
I for one do not want these people in my country, and neither do millions of others. so get the fuck out tbh
22-09-2006 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TOSSER
22-09-2006 | 05:53 PM
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if you intend you mispell it..you wrote ''intelect''...really does counteract what you are trying to say.
Not everybody who feels that people who come hear on a ''free meal ticket''
Not everybody who feels that people who come hear on a ''free meal ticket''
You have used the word hear, which in this case is the wrong context.
The word hear, refers to hearing. Ears etc....
The word you should have used, is here.
4x4....i hope you are publically molested by giraffes.
Then, while you raped body lies naked on the ground, it would be nice to know that the said giraffes were to deficate on your person.
22-09-2006 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 4x4
first of all doug i hope from the bottom of my heart that your mother dies and if ahes already dead... good
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
secondly its eastern euros who are comin in the thuosands as immigrants not pakistanis or indians so you can see the sort of PF users intelect and the reason you all live in flats and complian about the indian/ pakistani business success.
may be english people need to stop working in tescos and using all their money to KIT up their xr2i's and other chaved up cheapy ford and strt usin their enthusiasm to makin more oney so you can stop livin in estates and making false information.
22-09-2006 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Sounds like payback to me for all the country's the british invaded & tried to rule over the years
We ruled many and colonised many and they are better places for it...Brits rule
