arrgghhh need revenge!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Cawood
Originally Posted by Lou Lou.
We all know nothing will be done!! think it must be a guy thing
you dont know me or anything about me? so how exaclty can you say that????
As said was sorry about your girlies car hope you get it sorted
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Burning cross in her garden.
On a serious note, just bombard her with taxis, pizzas etc etc. get a skip delivered, top soil from a local farmer, manure in the street, sand etc etc. Or just buy a really cheap shit car and leave it RIGHT in front of her door. if its a public street there's fuck all she can do as long as its taxed, mot'd and insured.
On a serious note, just bombard her with taxis, pizzas etc etc. get a skip delivered, top soil from a local farmer, manure in the street, sand etc etc. Or just buy a really cheap shit car and leave it RIGHT in front of her door. if its a public street there's fuck all she can do as long as its taxed, mot'd and insured.
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buy loads of cheap shit snotters on ebay
put them in someone elses names (preferably someone who is only a few weeks old, thats the calssic one ) and then start parking them where she lives
don't matter if they are taxed or not and a Ł20 ebay snotter can be had once a week without any hassle
just get a different person to park it up every day and take loads of pictures of the cars
then she's turned into a deal and loads of different people (all with cars registered to the same person who's only a few weeks old) start turning up at her door at funny times in the night
and not a damaged horse of child in sight
put them in someone elses names (preferably someone who is only a few weeks old, thats the calssic one ) and then start parking them where she lives
don't matter if they are taxed or not and a Ł20 ebay snotter can be had once a week without any hassle
just get a different person to park it up every day and take loads of pictures of the cars
then she's turned into a deal and loads of different people (all with cars registered to the same person who's only a few weeks old) start turning up at her door at funny times in the night
and not a damaged horse of child in sight
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The shit in the bag, set it on fire job works well & you can get shit all over her face.
Whatever you do, make sure its not obvious it is you because you have to live there for a fair while & report any falling out to estate agents/ solicitors if selling. Just keep complaining to the council saying she is noisy/ having noisy sex etc.
Whatever you do, make sure its not obvious it is you because you have to live there for a fair while & report any falling out to estate agents/ solicitors if selling. Just keep complaining to the council saying she is noisy/ having noisy sex etc.
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Send her a "Poo in a box" by 9am special delivery, or DHL 12pm delivery.
That way, you can be sure that when you are sat reading your newspaper, she is opening a perfect parcel
Send her a "Poo in a box" by 9am special delivery, or DHL 12pm delivery.
That way, you can be sure that when you are sat reading your newspaper, she is opening a perfect parcel
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Shouldn't roll in gear just remember to put foot on clutch when start it though!
Hmm how about gather some evidence??
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Hmm how about gather some evidence??
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Originally Posted by Mark B
piss in a bottle for a few days an put a funnel through her letter box an pour it all in? put shite on the door handles? get a group of mates an egg the house one night, about 100 eggs should do it, shop her to the terrorist police lol, spray junkie scum up the side of her house, that will automaticly start the whole street thinking shes a crack head lol,
let us know how it turns out,
Mb.
let us know how it turns out,
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How about,
Kill her kids whilse she thinks they are in school, mince up the meat and make her a nice big meat feast style pizza. Then pop round with the pizza and say she has been specially selected for a complimentary pizza from a new take-away pizza place just up the road.
That is a joke BTW please don't consider doing it
Kill her kids whilse she thinks they are in school, mince up the meat and make her a nice big meat feast style pizza. Then pop round with the pizza and say she has been specially selected for a complimentary pizza from a new take-away pizza place just up the road.
That is a joke BTW please don't consider doing it
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Originally Posted by Graceland
The ultemate you have all missed
Send her a "Poo in a box" by 9am special delivery, or DHL 12pm delivery.
That way, you can be sure that when you are sat reading your newspaper, she is opening a perfect parcel
Send her a "Poo in a box" by 9am special delivery, or DHL 12pm delivery.
That way, you can be sure that when you are sat reading your newspaper, she is opening a perfect parcel
like that one
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order a skip mate and get it dumped out side her house bet the stupid cow has a job scratching that or put a add in the paper for brick ruble wanted and give them here address
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hehe some funny ones here,id order a tonne of sand to her house and state that u may not be in at the time of delivery and to leave it on the street outside the house,or a skip
#60
All I can say is I hope you are 100% sure it was this womans fault and not just kids denting the car, or somebody walking past denting it..
I'd probably just report her for having men staying over 5/6 nights a week..why bother hatching little schemes where her kids probably have to come into contact with human faeces or whatever....as I'd guess that'd make her just a tad more volatile.
Hope you can get it sorted though & your girlfriend can park her car closer again
I'd probably just report her for having men staying over 5/6 nights a week..why bother hatching little schemes where her kids probably have to come into contact with human faeces or whatever....as I'd guess that'd make her just a tad more volatile.
Hope you can get it sorted though & your girlfriend can park her car closer again
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I like the idea of finding out their telephone number, print off a stack of cheaper than anyone taxis 24hr service, distance no problem.........
then stick them in every phone box or place where drunks gather and the calls will flood in
then stick them in every phone box or place where drunks gather and the calls will flood in
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whatever you try to do, it's going to cost you a few quid, so think of something thats cheap and cheerfull
is there enough space outside her front rood to put a skip on the pavement? or in her garden?
there is one SURE FIRE wayto fuck her up, and it won't cost you a penny, but it's such a devious one if you were to get caught you would be looking at getting done for fraud, but it's a granteed winner on all 3 occassions where i've done it, especcially if they think they've got away with it and you've got their details on a bit of paper
it will take time to get going, but once it does, their name will be unuseable in most places
is there enough space outside her front rood to put a skip on the pavement? or in her garden?
there is one SURE FIRE wayto fuck her up, and it won't cost you a penny, but it's such a devious one if you were to get caught you would be looking at getting done for fraud, but it's a granteed winner on all 3 occassions where i've done it, especcially if they think they've got away with it and you've got their details on a bit of paper
it will take time to get going, but once it does, their name will be unuseable in most places
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Just put her phone number on here like Tiff did the other night
www.182.com (I think) may help, if you have her address which you obviously do living in the same street
www.182.com (I think) may help, if you have her address which you obviously do living in the same street
#64
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JUST DONT PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR THERE !!!!
why do you want a war with neighbours
respect them and worry about other stuff in life
if you got shite neighbours then fucking move house mate, winding em up aint gonna help as all thats gonna happen is she may do some shite to you
all this crap about winding up neighbours,,,,,,,,, how many of you dont get along with your neighbours,,,,,,,, mine are all cool and i dont find ways to have a row with em, if they didnt want my car parked outside there house tbh id fucking respect that,
im more worried your missus drives a car thats unroad worthy,,,,,, a car thats gotta be worth over 4k yet you cant afford to spend 50 quid on a handbrake cable,,,,,, thats assuming its not the brakes are siezed obv
my advice is get the car fixed first then get it resprayed
or if you cant afford to maintain the car maybe buy a cheeper one you can
sorry if i sound like a old man but its not hard to work out if theres a issue thats gonna cause it to fail on the mot then maybe it should be repaired before the mot
good luck and i do hope you dont really piss off your neighbour as you aint got a clue whos who until you fuck em about
why do you want a war with neighbours
respect them and worry about other stuff in life
if you got shite neighbours then fucking move house mate, winding em up aint gonna help as all thats gonna happen is she may do some shite to you
all this crap about winding up neighbours,,,,,,,,, how many of you dont get along with your neighbours,,,,,,,, mine are all cool and i dont find ways to have a row with em, if they didnt want my car parked outside there house tbh id fucking respect that,
im more worried your missus drives a car thats unroad worthy,,,,,, a car thats gotta be worth over 4k yet you cant afford to spend 50 quid on a handbrake cable,,,,,, thats assuming its not the brakes are siezed obv
my advice is get the car fixed first then get it resprayed
or if you cant afford to maintain the car maybe buy a cheeper one you can
sorry if i sound like a old man but its not hard to work out if theres a issue thats gonna cause it to fail on the mot then maybe it should be repaired before the mot
good luck and i do hope you dont really piss off your neighbour as you aint got a clue whos who until you fuck em about
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the things i've done to my neighbours doens't bare thinking about
next door i've taken to court after he took me to court for biuldng a garage on my own property when his is 18 inches into the shared drive, he soon stfu with his moaning when they said he'd not only have to demolish his garage but also an adjoining wall (this was about 15 years ago and niether him or his family have ever spoken to me again, this may have something to do with me taking the piss out of him for totally forking out for his then son in laws motors to get fixed, only for his then son in law to kick his daughter out of his house once he'd got his cars fixed even now he won't even knock on the door when he wants a car moved, instead he just starts it up and after about 5 minutes starts to beep his horn, at which point his mrs phones the house to ask someone to move the car )
the one across the road i've had the insurance comapny chase them for about a year after SHE backed into my car while we were both reversing out and wanted me to pay for the damage to her car while it had been parked in the road (reversing ito the rear of another car means damage to both rears, not both wing mirrors and the front bumper, even though she is a woman )
and the other house neighbours cut a big fuck off hole in my metal security gate so that THEIR builders didn't have to walk thorugh THEIR house to open THEIR gates when they were building THEIR extension
so they are next on the hit list
but the rest of the road i get on with fabulously
although i do think you have a point about getting the car sorted and THEN if the op wants to start some shit he can do so
next door i've taken to court after he took me to court for biuldng a garage on my own property when his is 18 inches into the shared drive, he soon stfu with his moaning when they said he'd not only have to demolish his garage but also an adjoining wall (this was about 15 years ago and niether him or his family have ever spoken to me again, this may have something to do with me taking the piss out of him for totally forking out for his then son in laws motors to get fixed, only for his then son in law to kick his daughter out of his house once he'd got his cars fixed even now he won't even knock on the door when he wants a car moved, instead he just starts it up and after about 5 minutes starts to beep his horn, at which point his mrs phones the house to ask someone to move the car )
the one across the road i've had the insurance comapny chase them for about a year after SHE backed into my car while we were both reversing out and wanted me to pay for the damage to her car while it had been parked in the road (reversing ito the rear of another car means damage to both rears, not both wing mirrors and the front bumper, even though she is a woman )
and the other house neighbours cut a big fuck off hole in my metal security gate so that THEIR builders didn't have to walk thorugh THEIR house to open THEIR gates when they were building THEIR extension
so they are next on the hit list
but the rest of the road i get on with fabulously
although i do think you have a point about getting the car sorted and THEN if the op wants to start some shit he can do so
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