Bloody pikey fookers adding a million extra hidden costs at every stage

Flight is advertised at £60

Add tax

then baggage fees

then remove their insurance

than pay supplement for snowboards

then card handling fees

then conversion rates as its all in euros

the £60 is soon doubled

Fuckers

And then you end up flying with a bunch of gobby pissed up cunts as well

 

 

I hate them more because it's a fookin' BUS IN THE AIR!!

Packed in like sardines!! Alcohol is the cure though, and they sell vodka in 50ml sachets

 

Its probably cheaper to fly business class with BA all in, but they don't fly at the right times

 

 

I am an aircraft engineer and I would never ever fly with them.some of the things they do to save money is bad mate.I would rather walk.

 

Yeh there was a documentary on t.v about them some time back and they break alot of rules just to get more flights and there flight checks are not very good and they are rushed

 

thanks guys, im off to Latvia for a stag weekend with those fookers! They even charge a fiver per suitcase and then if its over 20kg they charge 8 euros per kilo!!!!!

 

no - i love them.

i've travelled with them a lot for what i consider to be a cheap price everytime. as long as your expectations are not too high, i find their service perfectly satisfactory.

as said, it's basically a bus for the sky, and what you pay reflects that if you book early enough.

 

foreigneRS


I'm booking 4 months in advance and its still more expensive the a similar BA flight!

 

lol, pmsl

 

Ryanair= Lie and scare!

I've never had a problem though to be fair

 

Im flying to Italy with Ryanair next week from Stanstead. Whats the crack with bloody hand luggage and what I can carry?

Sorry to hijack the post.

So am I going to have to pay for hold luggage even though I booked the ticket months ago?

 

That's quite a bold statement mate. My best mate is a technician with Rolls-Royce and he says Ryanair have some of the most stringent service requirements of all the airlines. Any airline flying regularly in UK airspace can't and won't get away with lax maintenance.

I fly with the budget airlines quite a lot with my work and also going to the football and I've never had a problem with any of them. I don't particularly like Ryanair's sales ethic ie, constantly trying to sell you stuff mid flight when your trying to get some rest but you get what you pay for and people tend to forget that.

Also they have one of the most modern fleets in the world.

SMG

 

so why not use ba?

 

Don't fly from the right place at the right times

 

exactly. that's all part of the costs though isn't it? it would cost you more to get to the ba flight, pay to park or whatever. you have to weigh it all up and decide who you're going to fly with or if you're going to fly at all.

 

top post mate, ifly with ryanair regulaur and for the price its unbeatable (in summer i got return oslo-liverpool £56 all in,with sas(scandanaivian it was over £600 ) also ryaniar have the newest planes and no accidents (touch wood)

 

that prick michael o leary drove past me today,doin 110 on a bad road in his 6 series bmw!!!!thats where youre fivers are going !!!twat..he only lives round the corner from me so if i get enough encouragement from you lot ill egg his fucking windows tonight!!!!

 

Maybe Smiggy.I have a lot of mates who have worked for ryanair and theyve told me that the lengths that ryanair go to for cost cutting reasons are shocking.These are guys who have worked in hangars for ryanair doing b and c checks on their 737s.I dont make statements like that without foundation.They have no reason whatsoever to lie to me.if you want I will talk to them next week and give you a few examples.