Now why on earth would I want to be like you and waste money making a spectacle of myself in front of hundreds of people - eh? Think about it

 

Rod,
I think they tried to, but as soon as the car saw the first corner queuing up it mysteriously slammed all anchors on and refused to start.

Redkop,
Because your a woman..... you do it most days, so why was TOTB any different?

 

Not only am I going to agree with an EVO owner but a female one to boot.
Fraid shes right on this one. Blokes struggle to do even one task. Looking at this thread its obvious that none of the Blokes can think & type at the same time.

 

TOTB is different because you have to pay to enter and I don't have the privilege of being sponsored by Zoints

 

Bugger !! Mark needs to know this , explains why mines always shite round the handling course.

 

Cheers Rod

 

love it ! 8 pages strong now and the banter gets going! long gone are the days of just hating luton lemons if you owned a ford,now we can slate eveything!!!! fords the best,fuck the rest! lol

 

8 pages of hot air


i think this thread needs an intercooler strapped on the front

 

ah on the front! unlike pulsars and scoobys interwarmer! only joking about before someone shoots me!

 

Rod,
Dont mistake us young blokes who can do loads at once, compared to dodgery old farts that struggle to change their bag when it fills up with excrement.

Redkop,
Get it right... I had qualified for TOTB and gained FREE entrance as my car was the fastest Scoob at ScoobyNet Live.

St3v3,
Sounds like some people on this thread need something strapping to another part of their bodys.

NIL7717,
We should ask Stu to put a few bends on this thread.... it would soon stop the cossie owners from posting. Either that or have some rain on the thread..... the posts would drop off when the rust kicks in.

 

[quote="wimwerf"]
I wouldnt worry about Rod you wont need your friends LOL once u see him ull understand LOL




ok ok ill spill the beans if he lays down on is back he's about the same size as me foot!

 

Shaun u misspelled ur name in that pic!

 

oh please dont!has someone been telling you i spun my 4X4,off the road on a dual carriageway in the rain?it was just after a bend though.as you say the cossie shit itself at the thought of having to try going round and then made up for it by going round 3 times!! only broke my bumper a bit though thank god. why do you think i challenged you in the megane!? i have more chance against you in that! unlewss you fitted them lexus lights and neon washer jets.

 

Rene,

Thats how Ma and Pa spell my name!!!

 

Loving this guys

 

PMSL!

 

Come on lets get back on the topic

 

And if you do...i have a nice surprice for you....ask René (the foreign goon) why...

...[/quote]

I wouldnt worry about Rod you wont need your friends LOL once u see him ull understand LOL

ok ok ill spill the beans if he lays down on is back he's about the same size as me foot! [/quote]

Leave Wimwerf alone, He sounds mega hard. Perhaps growing Tulips make you like that.

 

IRRC tulips arent grown here anymore but in turkey but hey whos counting

Good luck on the rollers rod

 

Ok... Cossies are shit and Scoobs are the fastest thing since time began.

 

Christ that doesn't say much for the other scoobs competing then, what were they, standard WRXs?

 

It says alot................. I wasnt driving at that point!

 

Thanks chum, needed to de-fuse the situation, tell your chum this is internet Banter & I dont hate him or anyone else. If hes over for ND tell him to come for a chat.
Rod

 

Arrrh that figures...... crystal clear now

 

Chip actually told me Novas are the quickest, Scoobs a poor 2nd, Cossies are ranked 291st just behind the Morris Minor.

 

roflol

I dont mind bowing down to a Nova (they shit the life out of me with all that bling), but knowing I am faster than a Morris Minor I can sleep well tonight.

Cossies are ranked 293rd as the common garden dustbin is 292nd..... hold on, arnt they the same thing? Of course not..... dustbin's dont rust.

 

We have wheelie bins round this neck of woods

Scoobies are wank except it! END OF

 

Rod, you misunderstood me, when i said "novas go quickest" i meant the rear arches and the sills

 

How true that is Chip

 

Did someone mention Pulsars, aren't they also better than a Cossy as standard? But still slower than an Impreza

 

[quote="EIL132"]Did someone mention Pulsars, aren't they also better than a Cossy as standard?

Pulsars

 

I take tablets for that !!.

 

pulsars break to often to be that good! mind you at least they dont rust like my cossie!

 

updated 3-0 did the brother inlaw in his modified sti v5 lastnight{i a safe and controled manner}.will i never learn lol

 

We have pictures of you in a blue subaru cap THAT YOU BOUGHT!!! You can't deny it, you are a secret scooby lover! You may say it was to get into the pants of a certain scooby loving woman but we all know she's had more men in her pants than cressy has beaten scoobies SO THERE

 

she must be realy easy then mate if thats true and i think i no the girl your on about

 

Stickers and blue lights don't count as modifications, you should know that

 

Good old sticky vikki

And i bought that cap becuae i wanted to get in her pants

Worked didnt it

 

cause it was ... guess the pants of love were having a night off (probably worn out)

 

pmsl at that frog