Rick

You should see the size of my excessive banter...

*Bri.4.b.Cos*

FFS change the record

neilm

Then PM Franco for his mobile number, give Dave a ring... and for pure comedy effect he will call you a cnut !

I'm sure he'd love to hear from you...

You could even call him a cnut too....




Stu...

Well done on the clamp down, long overdue mate.

neilm

Is this like slating Karl Norris claiming he knew nothing and wasnt a real mapper and then saying he is a great chap (which we all knew anyway)

And slating MAD and then getting advice from Mark

And slating Stu... and then being his mate

Basically slating anyone and everyone who was making a living in the RS world and then now loving them all because they are your customers.

Talk about the 7 faces of Fu-Man-Chu....

You've changed direction so many times you are wearing back to front trousers...






Why was that fun ? You were banned every week and had more haters on there than on here.


Thats rich coming from the man who's had more user names than any other member both on here and on the RSOC BB

The sad thing was you kept changing internet service providers in a bid to stay on there....

I think there should be a seperate thread 'How Many Usernames has Phil had in the last 5 years.... Winner gets to take him out for the night '



Thats exactly what you used to say on the RSOC BB....

Anonymous

Neil...i am stunned you take such a keen interest in my life...do you have it all written down in a note book like a neville?

Even a stalker dont go that deep

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This thread was NOT aimed at any single individual but more the new
level of moderation that is taking place.

If others choose to mention any names on this thread that is not my fault.


Neilm

neilm

I like to keep my glass eye on you.... while eating my ham sandwiches....

MWF

No stalker would ever need to.

You write most of your life down on the forum, why would anyone make notes.

At this going rate you'll be printing off a copy of the forum and titling "Ima - My Autobiography"

I know more about you than I do about some of my close family.

Eagle

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neilm

neilm

And about 20 people releasing bootleg versions of

'Phil Huggins - The Keyboard Years'

'Ima Racing - The quest for power'

'Imatrukahs - Pike I have caught'

'Bosch-man - My life and times as an Internet Gangsta'

'How to Survive Bulleting Board warfare Part 1'

'101 Ways to Seek Attention'

'My Life and Lager'

neilm

Hot News...

207 people have applied to be Phils 'Ghost Writer' for the forth coming Biography.


Phil said... 'I am looking for someone who knows me intimately, knows all aspects of my personality, good and bad'


Apparently the queue for the interview as only 3 people shorter than an X Factor Audition...

MWF

Don't forget all his own releases:

'The Haters And Me'
'10 Best Road Cars' then a month later a title change to '10 Worst Road Cars'
'Chip - The User I Love to Hate'

MWF

I heard it was a total dead loss because on the day Phil didn't turn up.

Paddy

I think you'll find anyone with half a brain can see the pattern in your posts. You put one up the other day about the brakes on a Vectra, got serious answers like you asked for but as a result ignored the posts and never replied. Going on your predictable pattern, I'm guessing it was because there was no contention or opportunities for you to bitch at Admin or whoever it is you don't like this week [and there was no opportunity to whine about chip but I see you managed to get it into this post].

Don't get me wrong, I find you VERY amusing [and the other users I'm sure this post is aimed at] but I don't like this self important attitude that tries to elevate individuals over other PF users.

It scares off newbies and stops oldies wanting to post.

Which is why I agree with the topic starter, it's much nicer here now we don't have to put up with the shit

Anonymous

...ima bigger than i thought

Neil you post all this stuff to try and bait me..yet you fail to realise i luv it...how can you be a celeb without haters/stalkers/wankers? Maybe as you write down so much youd like to write my books?

Paddy i put a genuine post up about barkes..the answers started off with piss taking..then a couple of answers I didnt think i had to say thanks? You gotta remember your dealing with a God..if i say thanks you are truly blessed so i dont hand it out willy nilly

As for saying you know more about me than some of your family.wow..thats some cool shit

I am an entertainer...without me here half the board would have to go into early retirement

Now bow down to a force greater than yourselves

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My screen just split in two as its not wide enough for Phils ego

neilm

Ooooh the pain

CossieRich

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Bring back the 2 General Discussion room. 1 for car related and 1 for non car related. Much prefered it that way. Thought Stu said he was going to give it another try

How long is Dave banned for then? Permanently

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CossieRich,

The second room is the muppet room

Gary F

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What a wanker

neilm

Phil.. I've known you for many a year and of course I know you love it you dunderheed.....

As for baiting..... I would just offer you a Bacon Butty if I wanted to catch you in a trap....



Comedy Stooge more like......

Big Will_

I never take banter on here too seriously to be honest

Redkop

Or even....

1. Look for a safe place to cross
2. Stop and wait near the the edge of the path
3. Look all around and listen for traffic
4. If traffic is coming let it pass look all around again.
5. When there is no traffic near walk straight across the road.
6. Keep watching and listening for traffic as you cross.

Porkie

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Redkop

Goes back to the old RSOC BB days.... Neil will remember No doubt Phil will too.

Eagle

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Redkop

Was one the the funniest MSN conversations I have ever read

Ginge !

so this post, is it about the forum or is it just a sneeky way to find when dave is gonna return


i personally think dave DOES go to far, but hes just like that, i dont think its with any real malice,,,,,,,,,,,, as im sure he wouldnt bother talking to most of us down the pub, he just likes to be the centre of attention and hes always gonna be like that

what i have noticed is all the people who cant stand dave due to his way seem to cry when hes starting on them,,,,,,,, then when its on another person they seem to be the firs to post " dave your a legend" ect


when i first came on here i never liked dave,,,,,,,,,, but after a few weeks ( maybe years actually) ive noticed hes not all that bad,,,,,,,,,, just goes to far


hes never in the pub making fun of people he dont know,,,,,, hell ive been 2 feet away from he and hes never said a word to me so hes really not that bad


hes just the bad kid in school who anoys the teachers and likes to think he flushes kids head down toilets,,,,,, but hes got more qualifacations than alot of us on here


i still think hes the chav icon,,,,,, well untill i met jano

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CossieRich

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Really? Says who. You

Ginge !

sorry simon,,,,, i ment the other posts where making it seem like this

im sure you dont miss dave

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Yes - Cant you read


b19bal

Didnt know he was gone

Ginge !

he isnt

just hes on the dlow and so hes behaving when ever he can,,,,,,,,,,,, it must be hard for him


hes not a bad chappy though in all honesty and just like phil makes the site fun imo,,,,,,, and ive had a few handbags at dawn with him too in the past

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b19bal,

This is my point. I dont mind most of the banter.
Its just OTT most of the time - or was until recently.

CossieRich

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You strange man Simon. I sugeested bringing back 2 GD room, one for cars and one not for cars. When Stu tried this before he also left the muppet room in place so

Ginge !

rich, dont you start on this 2 room crap


im with simon that the muppet room is ment to be full of non car related crap

just the name turned it into a room for 15 year old girls to get chatted up as they dont understand cars yet

who would ever want to be classed as a muppet room poster rather than the general poster


this is not a dig to the lot that like the muppet room,,,,,,,,, im sur you are all cool people and have really good discusions there



oh my ASL is 27/male from london,,,,,

Rab

Bring back Phil. His insane babble and dribblings keep me entertained.

CossieRich

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Ginge,

While i agree with you sentiments, the muppet room is for bizzare and unusal posts they may offend. the 2nd GD room was for more plain jane sort of stuff that didnt involve offences stories, jokes and ASL's rofl

Anonymous

He will be back on sunday at 2pm

Mike Rainbird

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Phil will be back on Sunday, but he has promised to resume his attacks on Chip, despite me explaining the repercussions of this . Although I really like him, when it comes to Chip, I really don't know why he can't just leave well alone .