Bad joke... but I loved it
14-07-2006 | 02:37 PM
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Bad joke... but I loved it
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
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14-07-2006 | 03:55 PM
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From: North Korea
Number one...
Anne and Jack were out for a walk. Anne says 'I need piss' so she goes behind the closest bush.
Jack, hears her knickers come down, so he reaches through the hedge and puts his hand between her legs and feels something hanging!
'Anne, have you had a sex change????' No she replies, Ive changed my mind and im having a shit!
Number two...
Two paedophiles lying on a beach.
One says to the other...
"Can you get out my sun please"
Anne and Jack were out for a walk. Anne says 'I need piss' so she goes behind the closest bush.
Jack, hears her knickers come down, so he reaches through the hedge and puts his hand between her legs and feels something hanging!
'Anne, have you had a sex change????' No she replies, Ive changed my mind and im having a shit!
Number two...
Two paedophiles lying on a beach.
One says to the other...
"Can you get out my sun please"
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