Time to scam the scammer - Read my story so far :D
12-07-2006, 05:35 PM
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Time to scam the scammer - Read my story so far :D
My omega is for sale on the Autotrader site, and as i've put my email on there, I got this shady message from someone:
Now the address is a hotmail one, and its blatantly a scammer trying it on. Thing is, i'm intreiged to see if I can string him along enough to see how much he will send a dodgy cheque for 
Hello
My name is macdaues i came across your car which you have for sale and am
interested buying it for my daughter in-law as a wedding gift so i will like
to know the last price which you are selling the car and send me some pics
of the car, so that i can know if the car is in perfect condition, be
expecting your mail back with the price and the pics. thanks.. Best Regards.
macdaues
My name is macdaues i came across your car which you have for sale and am
interested buying it for my daughter in-law as a wedding gift so i will like
to know the last price which you are selling the car and send me some pics
of the car, so that i can know if the car is in perfect condition, be
expecting your mail back with the price and the pics. thanks.. Best Regards.
macdaues
12-07-2006, 06:46 PM
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Here is my reply to the man
Hiya Macdaues,
Thank you for your recent enquirey about the Vauxhall Omega.
As you will see from the pictures, the car is in A1 condition and wants for nothing at all.
All the seats are diamond encrusted and gold stitched, with the steering wheel being made from solid silver with
red ruby's cast into the steering wheel boss.
The wheels are made from solid gold, and the bodywork from carbon fibre.
This car has a fantastic sterio system which you can listen to the Recording Artists Peace Entereage (RAPE) on.
For anyone who is seriously considering enjoying the luxury of the fridge freezer that is in the dashboard,
you really need to have balls of mercury with a touch of zinc.
If you are seriously interested in buying this car, I will need a solom promise that you love the feel of a yaks clart pressed against the
back of your gouch.
And finally, the price for the total satisfaction that your mother will love the feeling of a long throbbing exhaust note, deep inside her, at 33Hz, is
only a mere £500,000, inclusive of the Tainted Women Anonymous Tax.
Please get back to me soon with your final decision, I entrust that your daughter will love this as a wedding present, especially as there will be a sigment vibration tool included with the sale.
Yours
Paul
Hiya Macdaues,
Thank you for your recent enquirey about the Vauxhall Omega.
As you will see from the pictures, the car is in A1 condition and wants for nothing at all.
All the seats are diamond encrusted and gold stitched, with the steering wheel being made from solid silver with
red ruby's cast into the steering wheel boss.
The wheels are made from solid gold, and the bodywork from carbon fibre.
This car has a fantastic sterio system which you can listen to the Recording Artists Peace Entereage (RAPE) on.
For anyone who is seriously considering enjoying the luxury of the fridge freezer that is in the dashboard,
you really need to have balls of mercury with a touch of zinc.
If you are seriously interested in buying this car, I will need a solom promise that you love the feel of a yaks clart pressed against the
back of your gouch.
And finally, the price for the total satisfaction that your mother will love the feeling of a long throbbing exhaust note, deep inside her, at 33Hz, is
only a mere £500,000, inclusive of the Tainted Women Anonymous Tax.
Please get back to me soon with your final decision, I entrust that your daughter will love this as a wedding present, especially as there will be a sigment vibration tool included with the sale.
Yours
Paul
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12-07-2006, 06:49 PM
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It Wasnt Me!
Reply with:
"Dear macdaues,
Thankyou for cuming across pictures of my car! I am looking for £10,000 BRITISH pounds.
The car has got no service history, no MOT and I forget when it was last serviced?
Here are pictures of the car:
Interior
Engine
Wheels
Slight rust
As you can see, car is in great condition and i am very sorry to see it go!
Yours sincearly, Gracey "
*edit*
You beat me too it, took me too long whilst talking on msn
"Dear macdaues,
Thankyou for cuming across pictures of my car! I am looking for £10,000 BRITISH pounds.
The car has got no service history, no MOT and I forget when it was last serviced?
Here are pictures of the car:
Interior
Engine
Wheels
Slight rust
As you can see, car is in great condition and i am very sorry to see it go!
Yours sincearly, Gracey
"*edit*
You beat me too it, took me too long whilst talking on msn
12-07-2006, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
If you are seriously interested in buying this car, I will need a solom promise that you love the feel of a yaks clart pressed against the
back of your gouch.
12-07-2006, 06:59 PM
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afpmsl. hope ya at least gona give it a clean for him. imagine if the cooont sent a actual genuine cheque and said hes gona send the peeps over to collect it lol
12-07-2006, 07:05 PM
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check this fucker i got today. What a beauty!!!!
hello there i just made payments for ur item and here is the address as i entered it in the payments i sent.
name:samuel femi
address:apt 1 halleluyah house
city:ibadan
state
yo
country:Nigeria
zipcode:23402
pls note that the money has been deducted from my acc.
i will appreciate ur reply
PS:SHIPPING IS PREFERRED USING ROYALMAIL FIRST CLASS DELIVERY
hello there i just made payments for ur item and here is the address as i entered it in the payments i sent.
name:samuel femi
address:apt 1 halleluyah house
city:ibadan
state
yocountry:Nigeria
zipcode:23402
pls note that the money has been deducted from my acc.
i will appreciate ur reply
PS:SHIPPING IS PREFERRED USING ROYALMAIL FIRST CLASS DELIVERY
12-07-2006, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Katie
Generous ''wedding gift''...most people just get a kettle from argos
nah, still cant decide tbh, gona have to be the kettle plz
read the letters page
12-07-2006, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by EssexMikeSi
send him a used jonny smit. he wont bother u again......u hope
Now this is a "pooh in a box" time.
Post the Cunt some dog phaeces in a car board box, spring loaded as it opens, it blares him in the chops for being born a cunt........
12-07-2006, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by essex_jamie
i had this wen selling my cr i got a cheque for £9775 car was worth £3000 lol fookin pricks
Fuck, I would have taken the cheque to cash converters and then let them deal with it not clearing....
12-07-2006, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by essex_jamie
i had this wen selling my cr i got a cheque for £9775 car was worth £3000 lol fookin pricks
Fuck, I would have taken the cheque to cash converters and then let them deal with it not clearing....
12-07-2006, 09:14 PM
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yeh but i asked my dad wat could happen and id be done for fraud he said that they catch up with u sometime and think ur in with the scam hense why i handed it to my bank to get them to fraud squad it lol
12-07-2006, 09:20 PM
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Hiya Macdaues,
Thank you for your recent enquirey about the Vauxhall Omega.
As you will see from the pictures, the car is in A1 condition and wants for nothing at all.
All the seats are diamond encrusted and gold stitched, with the steering wheel being made from solid silver with
red ruby's cast into the steering wheel boss.
The wheels are made from solid gold, and the bodywork from carbon fibre.
This car has a fantastic sterio system which you can listen to the Recording Artists Peace Entereage (RAPE) on.
For anyone who is seriously considering enjoying the luxury of the fridge freezer that is in the dashboard,
you really need to have balls of mercury with a touch of zinc.
If you are seriously interested in buying this car, I will need a solom promise that you love the feel of a yaks clart pressed against the
back of your gouch.
And finally, the price for the total satisfaction that your mother will love the feeling of a long throbbing exhaust note, deep inside her, at 33Hz, is
only a mere £500,000, inclusive of the Tainted Women Anonymous Tax.
Please get back to me soon with your final decision, I entrust that your daughter will love this as a wedding present, especially as there will be a sigment vibration tool included with the sale.
Yours
Paul
Comedy. Paul, want a job?
13-07-2006, 03:45 PM
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Latest reply from numpty nuts is:
Hello
how are you today pls i will like to know the last price ok get back to me
thanks
ken roy
So i've replied that I want a £1,000,000 crossed cheque
Hello
how are you today pls i will like to know the last price ok get back to me
thanks
ken roy
13-07-2006, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Last scammer that tried to by a phone off me had a slight "computer malfunction"
BUt quality reply all the same
BUt quality reply all the same
13-07-2006, 05:21 PM
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I believe that in these situations its tradition to try and get the scammer to reply with the text "I love the cock" at some point in his email.
Obviously though in this case the Scammee reguarly says it anyway though
Obviously though in this case the Scammee reguarly says it anyway though
13-07-2006, 05:56 PM
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rite people, another reply from this cock smoker
now, obviously this offer is well below the 1 million I require from him
time to get him to make some comical replys
Hello,thanks for the mail.i will like you to know that am okay with the
price, and i want you to know that the payment is going to be inform of a
cheque and the total amount on the cheque will be (£4000)which you will
deduct your's and send the balance to my shipping company who will be coming
to your location for the pick-up,so if that is okay by you i will like you
to get back to me with this information where the cheque can be send to and
this is as follows.
YOUR FULL NAME...........
ADDRESS............
STATE.................
ZIP CODE...........
PHONE NUMBER(OFFICE,HOME).................
so i will be expecting yout mail with this information and as soon as the
cheque get's to you,you will send the balance to my shipping company
shipper
so i will be expecting your mail back Asap.thanks...
BEST REGARDS.......
price, and i want you to know that the payment is going to be inform of a
cheque and the total amount on the cheque will be (£4000)which you will
deduct your's and send the balance to my shipping company who will be coming
to your location for the pick-up,so if that is okay by you i will like you
to get back to me with this information where the cheque can be send to and
this is as follows.
YOUR FULL NAME...........
ADDRESS............
STATE.................
ZIP CODE...........
PHONE NUMBER(OFFICE,HOME).................
so i will be expecting yout mail with this information and as soon as the
cheque get's to you,you will send the balance to my shipping company
shipper
so i will be expecting your mail back Asap.thanks...
BEST REGARDS.......
now, obviously this offer is well below the 1 million I require from him
time to get him to make some comical replys
13-07-2006, 06:03 PM
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And here is my nice reply to the man
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
£4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of £275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
£4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of £275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
13-07-2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
And here is my nice reply to the man
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
£4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of £275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
£4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of £275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
