Time to scam the scammer - Read my story so far :D
#42
what you want to do is ask them stuff that is pure cockney rhyming slang
ask the guy who's collecting the cheque to turn up in his best whistle with a clean chas an dave, wearing some spanking romans so you can see his dainty sebs, needs to be flashing you some proper heapsteads at all times so you know he's the jelly
ask the guy who's collecting the cheque to turn up in his best whistle with a clean chas an dave, wearing some spanking romans so you can see his dainty sebs, needs to be flashing you some proper heapsteads at all times so you know he's the jelly
#44
Originally Posted by Graceland
And here is my nice reply to the man
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
Ł4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of Ł275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
----- Original Message -----
Hello
Thank you for your email with regards to payment for the vauxhall omega.
Ł4000 is an insult and the offer is far far below that I stated. Please send
a cheque for the sum of Ł275,000 as requested previously.
Also, before I give you my address for you to send the cheque, I need to be
sure that you are man enough for this vauxhall omega. This can be done by
telling me that you love to have your mothers fanny pressed against your
lips while you chuck one out over your dads chest.
Also, please can you confirm that you are a cocksmoking donkeyraping
poolicking smegg with the upmost desire to indulge in the pleasue of a pair
of creamy bristols.
Once I have assurences from you on the above points, I will then give you my
details.
Please can you also send a picture of your cock balls deep inside your dead
grandmothers body.
Thanks
Paul
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