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Old 12-07-2006, 03:08 PM
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Default Sexist Joke of the day....

A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with two monkeys and a woman on board.

Houston radios through to the first monkey: "Adjust oxygen 20% stop radar."

Monkey 1: "OK, done!"

Houston to second monkey: "Switch off engine 3, and start radiation shield."

Monkey 2: "OK, done!"

Houston to woman: "Feed the monkeys and don't f*cking touch anything else !!!"
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:10 PM
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Sending it round the office now, haha how long before the first complaint lol,

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Old 12-07-2006, 03:18 PM
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:18 PM
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Sounds about right!

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Old 12-07-2006, 03:39 PM
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Sorry ladies but PMSL
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:14 PM
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Quality
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LOL!
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:54 PM
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Superb

Will send that round the office tomorrow
Old 12-07-2006, 04:55 PM
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Classic!
Old 12-07-2006, 05:08 PM
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goo stuff that one
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:19 PM
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very good
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