Adrian

Out on her royal yacht (borrowed for the occasion) the queen was

enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow

- clearly being menaced by a very large shark.



Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo,

struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor

man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in

time.



At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops

sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon

into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and

pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to

death.



They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat

along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they

heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.



On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and

said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the

England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the

England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for

sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.



As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"



"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and

knows everything about our country."



"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the

bait holding up?"

ballin

iTrader: (1)

fascinatingly old!