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Old 11-07-2006, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by topless_princess
i am a women if the "topless_princess" didnt give it away lol
and no u cant see my mam
Ok can we see a pic of your MUM instead of your MAM?
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:10 PM
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it mam up here!!!!

and dont think shes got her pics on the net anymore coz shes not been working that much lately just regulars!!

shes not much to look at 5ft 11 average size nothing special but she seems to get the work so she must do something right!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...n84/terri1.jpg
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:18 PM
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she'd av to pay me
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:28 PM
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how much <>?
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:39 PM
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I gotta say, for Ł150 a hour i couldn't give a monkeys what size she was.

close your eyes and think of the money!

infact i'd be inlcined to go upto 50yo just to see what ones like!
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:14 PM
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let's face it, we've all nailed a wrong 'un after one too many. In this case you get paid a fortune to get pissed up and then kick her back doors in. Sorted!
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TrevCannon
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WANA COME OUT WITH ME TONIGHT. I GET LONELY
Fcuk all wrong with that, shes pretty!
i know mate, i was showing what could be the scenario. im game!
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:18 PM
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I would
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Originally Posted by aduz
she'd av to pay me
thin ice for u matey lol
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:25 PM
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by EssexMikeSi
Originally Posted by TrevCannon
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WANA COME OUT WITH ME TONIGHT. I GET LONELY
Fcuk all wrong with that, shes pretty!
i know mate, i was showing what could be the scenario. im game!
i would do that .....imm a sucker for parachute gear love...Stockings with suspenders
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:45 PM
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Fuck me those breasts would knock you the fuck out if you got too close

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Old 11-07-2006, 11:56 PM
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yea, shes pretty fit tho isnt she.

back to reality, and you'd find u'd have to just think of the money at times wouldnt ya. cossie cossie cossie cossie, keep repeating, with eyes closed, thinkin of michelle marsh, michelle marsh on top of me in my cossie. cossie cossie, cossie,

right open eyes again......


'hi hunny, its been a good night out, wana stay here tonight'

arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:05 AM
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I wonder if the women are pleased with what they get though..picture the scene...fit 30something professional woman, doesn't have time for a boyfriend so hires an escort...some fat 40 yr old with a beer belly turns up..they have to go to KFC..wounder

Can't see anything wrong with it, seems to suit everyone..
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well im a slim 23 yr old so does that mean i should have a good profession on me hands lol
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I could do this I reckon...
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:43 AM
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A mate of mine does this. As far as I can gather :

You get some right fucking freaks.
20% of the time they're okay. 80% you seriously think of the money.
You don't get half the work you're promised.
Don't give up the day job.
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by aduz
she'd av to pay me
yeah well i dont see any of her other clients complaining i ve seen her reviews and yeah she mite not be ur cup of tea but every one likes something different and whos not to say she would give u a tenner to go home if she saw u!!!!

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Old 12-07-2006, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by topless_princess
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she'd av to pay me
yeah well i dont see any of her other clients complaining i ve seen her reviews and yeah she mite not be ur cup of tea but every one likes something different and whos not to say she would give u a tenner to go home if she saw u!!!!


your mums a slag? cool


nice picture of you aswell...
lets see one with your tits out

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Old 12-07-2006, 08:38 AM
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hahaha daves done it again, quick save her pix before its locked,

ur "mam" probaly takes it up the glitter, did the reviews says anything about DP or ATM?



im gonna try this, well if theres anyone looking for a toy boy (female obviously)
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errr no i wouldnt have thought so Dave!!!!

and wat my mam does is up to her shes a grown women...and im not really arsed if u have my pics if it makes u happy go for it
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:41 AM
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who me?
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by topless_princess
errr no i wouldnt have thought so old man!!!!!
c'mon, get those milky bad boys out!




She looks like she has some leaky udders aswell!
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos

She looks like she has some leaky udders aswell!
thats just the yeast infection stain on her trackies mate,
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:45 AM
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Have a look on

http://www.adultwork.co.uk/

ha I think you can sign up and offer your services! Some women make a mint flicking their bean on webcam! ha!

If only I had a fanny I would be well rich!
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:47 AM
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you can do the same on some 3g phones make vids an everytime people want to see them u get liek 10p lol,

shame im on o2 id rip the heed aff it all day,
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dave im really not arsed about seeing my pics up here...and no i wont get my tits out especiall not for u!!!
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:50 AM
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how about for me then? ill give you a lap dance

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dont think my lad would be best pleased about me getting my tits out for anyone!!

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how about i wont tell him? ill send you a pic of my third nipple, oh ye baby you like that dont you now....
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fucks sake Mark
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Old 12-07-2006, 09:15 AM
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What? it might of tempted her in lol,

take it you didnt sell the Fez in the end...

what made you keep it?
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Tell you what there is some sad gimps on here and i hope i meet up with sum of them at shows this yr

And as for my lasses mam she is the most sound person u will ever meet and shouldnt be judged by her profession.

Mark B and DaveEscos go and make sweet love to your hand cos thats the nearest u's 2 are going to getting ur hole
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Mark B and DaveEscos go and make sweet love to your hand cos thats the nearest u's 2 are going to getting ur hole
you could come an join us an we could all play soggy biscuit, my records 3 seconds wooooooo

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This is getting crazy.......................
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Tell you what there is some sad gimps on here and i hope i meet up with sum of them at shows this yr

And as for my lasses mam she is the most sound person u will ever meet and shouldnt be judged by her profession.

Mark B and DaveEscos go and make sweet love to your hand cos thats the nearest u's 2 are going to getting ur hole

Rambo has stepped into the room
no just sticking up for my lass same as u if sum 1 was fucking with ur helen dave oh and tell her i said hi
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please stop with the text talk Tommy
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Tommy, can you get me a discount seeing as you're in the family....


do you get discount?
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Tommy, can you get me a discount seeing as you're in the family....


do you get discount?
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wonder is hes ever heard a punter during the night? maybe he gives them a left home?

Just like human traffic where moff takes his mums regulars away, haha

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