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Old 10-07-2006, 06:47 PM
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What happens when you've dated a woman for longer than a year?

She develops "Dysons Disease"! She makes a continuous whining noise & doesn't suck anymore.

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Old 10-07-2006, 07:01 PM
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dysons dont loose suction ever, have you no tv to see the advert!!
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:03 PM
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dysons dont loose suction ever, have you no tv to see the advert!!
A friend of my Dad's runs a hoover repair business and he claims thanks to Dyson he's made a killing. They are shite!!!!!!
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dysons dont loose suction ever, have you no tv to see the advert!!
Talk about kill the joke
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no wonder dyson has moved production to china with all you dis believers
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