Here we have a under 3 sec s1...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FORD-ESCO...QQcmdZViewItem

 

It's got Rob's stickers all over it so he'll be bound to know the car.

260bhp @ the wheels my big fat hairy cock

 

fuck me - 1.2 bar is now 28 psi

by that measurement, I was running 3 gazillion psi at just under 2 bar on my YB

 

 

PMSFL!

His reply...

10 years of work went into this car yes i am sure,its been at santa pod drag strip to prove this,numorous engine rebuilds went into this trial n error,it was most powerful front wheel drive around several years ago and had paper work to prove this,the trouble was laying that power down to the road without modifieing this car to much,leaves skylines standing, i also have a v8 4.8 alpina and it leave that standing, it also leave my sisters car standing a suburu impret,

 

CHEGGER

 

It's not hard leaving a Subaru behind they usually melt upon launching

 

people will spout any shit to sell their cars!

 

transparent dizzy cap

this item should probably add some serious power

 

 

talking alarm sorry but you usually see 1.1 fiestas with kits on with these not a real car like a S1 !!

 

20ft flames...

0-60 in under 3...



What an absolute fucking twat

 

What a prick

 

ahh bless him,its not his fault he's an idiot! But i do love it when people say my cars 400bhp and when u ask what mods they've done their like its been lowered and has a chrome rocker cover! Which adds loadsa power!

 

mine dont

 

"0-60 in under 3 seconds? What the fuck are you on? The very quickest Cossie's/Evo's in the country can only just do that. I would bet my 320bhp RS Turbo that you cannot actually beat my 0-60 time of 5.9 seconds to 60. Stop misleading these poor people, this is one of many items of bullshit in your listing. SORT IT OUT!!"

 

 

Ok 'ish car for 2k though!

 

 

"my 3 tonne car can beat your shit time m8,it does it in 4 .2 seconds on paper and in practice,and my turbo is faster,the only bull shit here m8 is your cheap car, get a life"



So, Tim, Oli, Paul R etc etc, we are all humbled by the might of this awesome RS Turbo. PF Nick, phone this guy, his car IS the future. I think my Top Speed title may be at risk too.

 

i believe in this car.... Wot 1/4 mile has he done then?? why dont he post the slips, and power graph??

 

"Fuck off you little prick. There is only one person talking shit and thats you. Why not take me up on my bet? You could end up with an RS Turbo that's had £25k spent on it and Performance Ford call it 'The Fastest Escort RS Turbo in the World'. (See January 2006 edition, front cover). Come on, DO IT!!"

 

hehehehe....

 

More uninformed shit about Imprezas

 

I was joking you goon Well partly, everybody I know that's had an Impreza (from UK Turbo through WRX to P1 and WR1) has had a major engine failure and one went through 4 complete engines inside of a year. So not entirely uninformed my friend

 

"i tell u wat m8 i race my 3 tonne car against your dagenham dustbin,bet you a paki"

Nice lad.

I can't help wondering what car he has that weighs 3 tonne's? Maybe it's an ex-military Hummer?

 

"talking alarm sorry but you usually see 1.1 fiestas with kits on with these not a real car like a S1 !!"

More like talking bollocks.

But don't ever underestimate the power gains of the transparent distributor cap! They are awesome

 

Lol!!
last car i saw with a talking alarm was................


A white 3dr cossie ... welll i thought it was cool, i was only 9 years old so that would be about 1991 then

 

Gooooooooo on soooon!

Is that yours & his reply's?


He's a NUM-NUT! seems like the bloke to run around like Lee Evens doing the pissed cow trying to escape a field, Going on & on & on about this s1

 

The only 4.8l Alpina I know of is the B10 V8S (E39) and they certainly don't weigh 3 tonnes! They are however quite quick with 375bhp. But does he really have one?

Sounds like a prize plonker.

What a load of bollocks.

 

For a sub 3sec 0-60 it should be a 9 or 10sec 1/4 car (Chrisian, you're gonna lose against it )
Alpina B10s aren't all that either. I was playing with one in my almost standard Gtir and beating him. And I beat another Alpina model hands down 10 years ago in my mildly modded Montego turbo.

 

No need for that, what a stupid little cunt!

Don't race for slips Christian ffs, all that hard work and money you've put in the last few years will be wasted against this thing!

 

I've got one on the Series 1 (was there when I got it! ), perhaps I should get mine on the rollers, might suprise me!

 

18 psi eh .. on a standard intercooler ... and possibly standard turbo ... nope im sorry i dont quite think so

 

I've sent the guy a message....and i get this back..

 

90 in fucking second? Mine's got a long box and I still think it only just gets maybe 65 at a real push!!

What a PENIS. I think it's time for me to reply to his last mail......

 

"Paki? What's that? Sounds nasty though.

So, tell me, what is this 3-Tonne pile of shite you keep talking about?? That's a laugh.

So, what is it that makes this car SOOOO fast? Is it the Balanced full race crank? Or perhaps its the transparent dizzy cap??!! PMSL."

 

Sign up with a dodgy Ebay account buy it then leave him some neg feedback.....lol


Do you reco if you bought it and it failed an MOT he'd actually kill himself???? as he says "I'd stake my life on it passing an MOT" why not just MOT the fucking thing then...... comments like that really piss me off as we all know a car is more appealing with 12 months ticket......mmmmmmmmmmmm might be worth a punt if he's promising death

 

You fucking kill me at times mate

 

Infact.....

I'm gonna email and ask him if he'll defo kill himself if I buy it take it for an MOT then it fails................ might be worth a £2k punt