One for the scots.........
30-06-2006, 07:45 AM
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One for the scots.........
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football fans. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
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"About a gallon"
Made me smile......................Alittle.
asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football fans. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
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"About a gallon"
Made me smile......................Alittle.
30-06-2006, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
SAUSAGE TERRORIST!
Lets play a game........
Its called.............
GUESS THE FAG!
Hmmm No!
Ahhh maybe.............But!
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
