MR T
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MR T
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you." 54 7.83
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. 679 7.8
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Stephen Hawking argued that there are only nine planets in the solar system. Just to prove the sucka wrong Mr. T created a tenth planet, Pitius, out of the liquid uranium he secretes from his nipples. To this day Stephen Hawking continues to sit in sheer amazement.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
The power of Mr. T's pity, when considered a nonrenewable energy resource, is sufficient to keep the lights of Las Vegas shining for the next 632 years.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the **** down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity, thus enabling him to Pity the fool...
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest, the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right behind you" written on it.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
On all 3428 instances it occurred, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you." 54 7.83
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. 679 7.8
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Stephen Hawking argued that there are only nine planets in the solar system. Just to prove the sucka wrong Mr. T created a tenth planet, Pitius, out of the liquid uranium he secretes from his nipples. To this day Stephen Hawking continues to sit in sheer amazement.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
The power of Mr. T's pity, when considered a nonrenewable energy resource, is sufficient to keep the lights of Las Vegas shining for the next 632 years.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the **** down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity, thus enabling him to Pity the fool...
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest, the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right behind you" written on it.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
On all 3428 instances it occurred, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
