Ztee24

DazC

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You women are just perverted!

Ztee24

you know you like that

DazC

iTrader: (1)

Of course I do!! Wouldn't want it any other way!

sunny

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Should hear some of the things Tee talks about on the phone. FastMaul has to pick up the other phone from time to time then I put my girly voice on.

DazC

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Is that for Assmaul's benefit or yours?

Krazy Kim

Not perverted DazC, just human....... ........oh ok then, maybe just a little......OK OK......alot!!!!!!
Any luck with the car Maria? Any more news?

trevCOSS

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maria Im just interested I caught some of the previous threads on your car and bad luck ect, but i cant understand where did the 9k go if the engine wasnt new? or a re con, im in the process of re-building mine cus i melted it and its going to be around 2.5k?? Did you have lots of other stuff bar the engine? anyway I dont need anyones money so this isnt a plee but i'll give a tenner for said pics!!

sunny

iTrader: (1)

Jeez - thats a good point....just like when him and Ranj get off together over telephone conversations he might also get horned out when I am on there....Definately ringing Tee's mobile only from now on.

SteveB

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Ł2600 on 2nd hand engine and around Ł6k at SCC doing rest of bits inc management change from EEC to webber....(see list below).

Second Hand 4x4 sump
New ford Oil Pump
Oil pick up pipe
Gaskets etc,
Cambelt
Aux Belt
Chroming of manifold
Powder coated rocker cover
Breather and fitting kit
ACT sensor
Phase sensor
green injectors
3 bar
amplifier
grp a coil
plugs
-31
TPS
Bufty bits - MAP bracket - Ignition moule bracket - Susp tops - Bonnet stay
L8 ECU
L8 Stg3 chip
L8 Loom
Samco Coolant Hoses + ancillary
Samco Boost Hoses
Strut Brace
Alcon Clutch Kit
4x 225-40-18 Yokohama Tyres
AirFilter
+ all oils and fluids etc..........

Krazy Kim

Oh what a beautiful list

Cola

First of all Maria, was your car your husbands first? Cos I always saw it driving around with a fella behind the wheel?

"I think we should start a donation for Jay B - He has spend over Ł25k on his car, had more sh1t than your average toilet and his car is up for sale for Ł13k.

Or how about Dingy, he has had more engines than girlfirends or big nige who forced Ford to re-start production on cossie gearboxes again or how about mike rainbird as he has a new born baby, and has had his various motors in harveys place (on and off) for longer that harvey himself. Or even Monte who could have bought a Ferrari 360 with the money he has only spent on his car, who managed to have the most amount of bad luck ever. Or even Martin Hadland or Steve Scott who obviously had their problems too." - I agree with ALL of that.

"Damn where are the spice girls when you need them, bring back those independent women."

I think you’ll find that was Destiny’s Child Sweedie I’m right there with ya. I have no bloke or rich daddy who bought me the car. Not saying that your minted Maria but you have your own place, an Escos and an Evo. I live in rented accommodation, have folks in a council house and bugger all money. My car, through no fault of my own is FOOKED at the moment and I have thrown enough money at it. Ask Rich PON, Dingle, Wapster, Nige, Rob at SCC or anyone unfortunate enough to know me and they will tell you I’ve BAWLED (snot down the face, the whole shebang) over my Escos more often than Ima has hit on a ‘Board Bird’. It’s summer, the shows are on and my car is in the garage cos I don’t have the money to fix it right now. That’s what you get for owning an Cossie.

Being a girl into cars can be a bit mad. People assume that it’s your bloke’s car or that the only reason you own an RS is to pull a fella with a better one (which REALLY aint the case for me ) That just drives me mad. It’s MY car, MY fun, MY problem and if anyone offered to pay I’d tell them to bugger off, cos hey, maybe they’re after summat. And if Ima had done this for me I’d have asked for it to be deleted before getting the bad responses.

I used to get ancy about USL giving us girls a bad name. You didn’t start this thread Maria but I don’t want everyone to think that girls will ponce to get their car’s on the road. The boys are right, if you were male it wouldn’t have happened and I don’t see why we should get preferential treatment.

That said I’m up for putting a tenner towards it, so long as everyone does it for every car that dies.. including my own (now would be good!) As I say it’s the money thing that drives me, help is quite another thing. I’ve been bailed out in the past by Dingy, SCC, Martin (God) Hadland etc and have appreciated all of it. Everyone needs a hand now and again and you Maria seem to be happier with that and GOOD FOR YOU.

I’d avoided this post for a while as I have a party in a fortnight which both, erm, parties were coming to and I also have my own history with SCC. But in their defence (not that they need it) how can they guarantee parts they did not supply? Rob’s not a git. Before National Day the aforementioned bawling Cola called him to say that the car wasn’t moving at all. I kinda blamed them as they’d just done a load of work on the car. Rob came out to my house in the rain and fiddled for time… and what was the problem? The one part SCC did not supply (always the frigging way)! Rob charged me a token amount way less than I would have paid elsewhere and called me a twat. End of.

Good luck with your car Maria and I hope people do help you out, but if you don’t want cash make that clear.

Cola x

Cola

And I know that may be a very unpopular view but I'd rather be disliked and honest than popular and false.

Daveyboy

Less.

Cola you make some valid points and well made I think what pissed people off was the way the post degenereated into personal attacks by some people and people that always seem to post just to knock people (not you Cola)

I help peopel on here no matter who they are if I can always have always will just my help dont amount to anything mechanical.I have shit loads of help of here aswell.Then the same people have asjked for help in the past yet Maria never did?

But in real life someone people will get mpore help than others some people will be overlooked has happebed since the cavemen and will always happen.

It life I am afraid

Well Good luck Maria with car and no this aint a suck coz I cant offer any help

RichardPON

Class

It's not a problem - I'm gonna be off my tits

SapphyMike

Les,

you can help me by never offering me any help with spelling and grammar

Less.

Okay Mike

Not a problem,wont ever you any help with spelling or grammar

SapphyMike

cheers, you're a real pal

Less.

Mike

You are a northern monkey.

One exception is I dont help northen monkeys so I can guarantee,you will get no help from me

SapphyMike

what can i say? You're a sotherner, but thats not gonna put me off helping southerners...... just you

Less.

Nah Mike only joking I would help anyone except people I wont help simple really

SapphyMike

I know Les, hence the 's

Less.

I know yer berk Mike hence the in my post aswell

Ima-Racing500

Wow what a read to come back too

After much thinkin about this i realised i only asked the question about helping Maria cause i thought WTF looks like she needs the help and she sposed to be fit. BUT i have not been mentioned once for starting this appeal..... if i hadnt of mentioned it i can say as FACT you wouldnt be getting shit!

So TBH i take back the thread....i dont want ANYTHING except just one reply by Maria early on in the thread thanking ME for setting this up......being polite goes along way in this situation.

Stu @ M Developments

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She seem's quite pleased and appreciative to me Phil...

Cola

and you'd know because....

Ima-Racing500

Stu...my name aint mentioned..and without me she would be getting nowt...

I just saying this...i dont care really...i just thought i'd get a mention thats all...

Oh and after reading on the MADevelopment thread and saying she had an EVO aswell i am not sure she should be helped!...i was assuming she was down on her luck and skint but how can she be Must have a good salary.

Sorry for this turnaround......but some of the guys bring up valid points.

Maybe if i had got that personnal thanks it would be different...and i am sure Stu that you can understand what i am saying and can refrain from having a quote session on me!

Ima-Racing500

Cola "this situation"

End of topic for me............happy helping...but in the future i will refrain from starting helpful threads

Disabled Account

Um Phil,

If you look on hte original "the clive the cossie saga continues" thread......

The following was written just a few minutes before you started this thread:

Ima-Racing500 wrote:
How about we all chip in a tenner done thru Stu to help the poor girl out?Shoot me down if you like but a bit of unity from us Ford folk wouldnt go astray...maybe give the contract to Stu aswell so he gets business and Maria gets it rebuilt cheaper....Just a suggestion!

Doug Stirling wrote:
You know what Phil, this may well be one of your better ideas...........Would work would'nt it?
Maybe start a new thread
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Ima-Racing500

@doug


You lost me bro

Cola

lol @ You.

I didn't realise you'd been taking your banter removal pills.

Cosworth4388

Just wondering she has an Evo 6 as well yes?
sell it

Disabled Account

Phil,

Just to clarify:

The above was written at 4.31 PM on 11th August on Maria's "clive the cossie saga continues" thread.......

Then 9 minutes later (4.40 PM) this thread was started by you.......

I was just wondering who gave you the idea to start this thread - thats all

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Ima-Racing500

Sorry Cola......just come in from driving non stop from Bodmin Moor to Maidstone...normal service will be resummed shortly you old slapper

Disabled Account

Cosworth4388,

No, Maria does not own an EVO. It's her husbands car.

Ima-Racing500

Doug......... You making out it was you that came out with the help maria idea...you only suggested a new post which you know me..i would have done anyway for the attension..ROFL...

BUT if you want the post...have it as i expect youd get a cheers Doug

Disabled Account

Phil, I would think when Maria is on-line later she may well thank you for starting this thread.........so dont worry for now

But as Stu has posted she has thanked everyone that has helped/offered help.......Of course that includes you!

Cola

Sounds about right

Ima-Racing500

Aye....i hid mainly in bushes waiting for unsuspecting women to walk past and then jumping out exposing my offerings...i am now known as "The Beast Of Bodmin Moor" by many local newspapers who could only get from my victims "the man is hung like a horse"