Mid Week Humour
07-06-2006, 12:01 PM
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Mid Week Humour
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"!
Boy - "£750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boy's father says to his son, "Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now?"
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"!
Boy - "£750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boy's father says to his son, "Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now?"
07-06-2006, 12:16 PM
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A sexy female was trying to catch the eye of a hunk so she could play with him. He was reading. She asked what he was reading and without looking up said "Portnoy's Complaint, have u heard of it?"
She said no. Undaunted, she started talking but he mostly ignored her. She said "do u like dogs? "Yes" he replied. encouraged, she said "how about little pussy (she paused for effect) cats?"
Suddenly he threw down his book and had his way with her.
After it was all over(2 minutes later, lol) she said "how did u know that's what I wanted"?
To which he replied "How did u know my name is "Katz"?
She said no. Undaunted, she started talking but he mostly ignored her. She said "do u like dogs? "Yes" he replied. encouraged, she said "how about little pussy (she paused for effect) cats?"
Suddenly he threw down his book and had his way with her.
After it was all over(2 minutes later, lol) she said "how did u know that's what I wanted"?
To which he replied "How did u know my name is "Katz"?
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