Dear mum and dad
06-06-2006, 05:26 PM
#1
Dear mum and dad
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with him being so much older and owning a wicked RS Turbo. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Diamonds said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be Growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Diamonds gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Diamonds has arranged for me to be in films that him and his friend Shitbox make in their basement.
Apparently I can Earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Jade
p.s: Dad, most of it is not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than England getting beat on penalties again.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with him being so much older and owning a wicked RS Turbo. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Diamonds said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be Growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Diamonds gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Diamonds has arranged for me to be in films that him and his friend Shitbox make in their basement.
Apparently I can Earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter
Jade
p.s: Dad, most of it is not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than England getting beat on penalties again.
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06-06-2006, 06:10 PM
#9
DEYTUKURJERBS
Originally Posted by diamonds
I'm sure i read that at the beginning of the bible 
06-06-2006, 06:14 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by diamonds
I'm sure i read that at the beginning of the bible
06-06-2006, 06:18 PM
#13
DEYTUKURJERBS
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stavros
Originally Posted by diamonds
I'm sure i read that at the beginning of the bible
and TBH ive not been down that route for a fair while, but i wouldnt deny for a second id smash it into her without a second thought if had the chance
fair play to him, the dirty perv
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